🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mynameisdark]

"monitoring the situation lol"
Ralph's one talent is to effortlessly spin how hopeless he is. What exactly are you monitoring, Ralph? The router?

 

[AnOminous]

Supervised contact is the most likely outcome though. Having to spend all his travel money to bounce between New York and California is funny enough as it is.

Just so every few months, some child gets to ask "who is this fat midget, mom, is this one of those strangers you warned me about?"

 

[Truly Rural]

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[bile demon]

Ralph still isn’t over Pantsu?

Bitch really let beverages, pills and an equine pedophile take everything from him.

Couldn’t be me!

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Damn, her hairline in this picture looks a lot better than I remember it. Is this a photoshop?

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"It's supposed to be super easy to these up"
Looking forward to the next episode of the KILLSTREAM at the end of October.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Imagine eating this good.

 

[Truly Rural]

Imagine eating this good.
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I'm late for work so why not stop for some slop since I'm already late.

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[lester]

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Pay for my Starlink, pay for my attorneys when I fuck up, pay for my trips, pay for my rent and food, pay for Xander's Amazon wish list...on and on. What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Imagine eating this good.
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For all you Gunt Hunters

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

For all you Gunt Hunters

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4.6 star day, bish!

 

[Axiom.]

For all you Gunt Hunters

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I thought he was in Yucatan? or did the owners of Casa de Verde let him spill piss bottles on the floor again?

 

[Punished Lobsterchu]

He manages to embarras himself even more on his Telegram.
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He'll waste a few thousand dollars on this attorney, for the privilege to pay thousands of dollars to Pantsu for the next 16 years. Just to see his daughter a few hours per year and to flex about that to his retarded fans on Twitter. Driven by spite he makes the most stupid decisions, what a disaster.

IM A SUPER BOWL CHAMPION JUST LIKE THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT NIGGER HARRY?

Hahaha hahaha, that's actually so embarrassing.

 

[RAT Team Six]

Imagine eating this good.
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Imagine eating this weird.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Imagine eating this weird.
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Yes because when I eat a processed separated meat patty I want to savor that bland nothing flavor.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

The juxtaposition of the overpriced Elon gadget and his shitty fast food, all paid for by even dumber benefactors.

Incredible.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

For all you Gunt Hunters

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Oops. I foresee something embarrassing arriving in the Rage Pig’s mail.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Imagine eating this weird.
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Gotta watch those carbons!

Such a dainty girl.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Imagine eating this weird.
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Ive seen Ralph eat a burger before, bun and all. Maybe the trash juices added more flavor

 

[lester]

The juxtaposition of the overpriced Elon gadget and his shitty fast food, all paid for by even dumber benefactors.

Incredible.

I'm looking forward to Ralph's "I've always depended on the kindness of strangers" full on headmates Blanche DuBois arc at this point and the Stanley Kowalski beat down on him that ensues.
Where's Ronnie when you need him?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Where's Ronnie when you need him?

Burning, in the pits full of fire, in hell. With a spot beneath him for Ralph to join, soon enough.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Gotta watch those carbons!

Such a dainty girl.

Hopefully he's getting plenty of pro team and avoiding those heart clogging trans fatties. Then he can do some cardio like walking those two miles he promised like 2 or 3 years ago.