Grace Lavery / Joseph Lavery & Daniel M. Lavery / Mallory Ortberg - "Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"

Joe is back to ignoring the actual problem

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Grace Lavery
@graceelavery

I’ll reiterate the disclaimer that I really don’t give a hoot about sports, but the Imani Khelif outrage exposes the rot at the core of the terf argument. To exclude her from the Olympics, the IOC would have to convene classes on the basis of T-level, not of gametes size.

Although, now we can finally see a consensus way forward: Low-T Olympics. Women who want to compete against Khelif (every competitor I’ve read) can do so, and anyone who wants to play in the hormone-limited class can do so. Three competitive classes: men, women, and terfs.

We can introduce these three classes of person across a range of social domains, too. Public bathrooms—no more anxiety about clocking people in the women’s toilet; terfs can reassure themselves with a simple blood test or AI-based genital scan at the entrance.

It’s time for us to admit that third-space advocacy for terfs is the future. Let those who feel comforted by surveillance use facilities where they can be consistently surveilled, without requiring the rest of us to play along with their eccentric ideas.

(I, myself, would be more interested in watching a Fat Olympics, or a Wheezy Olympics. Anything where bodies can be valued for anything other than their capacity for violence.)

annikusrex
@annikusrex
14h
mmm, this is wrong. the previous IBA rule that excluded Khelif was (no XY) and entailed a DNA test, not a T test. most other sports would have excluded her on the basis of a specific identified DSD--which comes along w/male T ranges, but they aren't testing for T.

Grace Lavery
@graceelavery
12h
“ranges” provoked by sexual development caused by an unusual quantum of what? clue: it begins with T.

annikusrex
@annikusrex
11h
all these aspects are related. but it's inaccurate and needlessly anxiety-producing to say they're dividing by T when the rules clearly, demonstrably, divide by chromosomes and/or DSDs. these are not women with randomly high T; they are women with certain (often enumerated) DSDs.

Grace Lavery
@graceelavery
11h
The diagnostic category "DSDs" is a way of measuring the effect that T has had on a body, deciding how much is too much, and creating social distinctions accordingly.

annikusrex
@annikusrex
11h
mmm, i think they are first ID'd with a DNA test and then further diagnostic criteria are applied. anyway, i agree the relevant DSDs (wh/are enumerated bc they produce advantage in sports) entail male levels of T. but that's not what they're measuring and it's not the division.

Grace Lavery
@graceelavery
11h
Not the present level of T, the *effect* of testosterone on the developmental body. It's a measurement of testosterone, which is produced naturally, in a body nobody disputes is both (a) female and (b) unusual. Except for the ReSister on my thread saying "he's a man."

annikusrex
@annikusrex
11h
oh, hmm, most people would dispute female body. khelif is probably 5-ard, the same DSD as semenya. this condition entails often ambiguous genitalia, sometimes growth of a penis at puberty, and internal testes. male puberty. no ovaries, no uterus.

annikusrex
@annikusrex
11h
in the US, btw, the medical establishment recommends raising 5-ard kids as boys because so many switch gender ID at puberty. very interesting.

Grace Lavery
@graceelavery
11h
teenagers must never be allowed to choose their own puberty, at any cost! J. D. Vance will have us all in prison before that happens. but in any case, you've neatly but conspicuously dodged the point: hormones are the *vehicle* of "differences in sex development."

annikusrex
@annikusrex
11h
i agree with this latter point, & i'm glad to hear you talking about the imp. of historical T, but you were talking about converting female/male sports categories into high/low & that's not where we've arrived. hopefully jd vance will slink back to some dark maga cave in nov

Grace Lavery
@graceelavery
11h
it's only T, all the way down. produced naturally by pretty much all bodies, supplemented synthetically in some, for a variety of reasons. what a troublesome chemical. deregulation now

ultraLondonReSister ⚢
@LondonReSisters
11h
He's male. y chromosome. The end.

monnainnominata
@monnainnominat1
12h
Grace, do you even bother to read the first thing about what you comment upon ex cathedra? If so you’d know that the Khelif case has nothing to do with testosterone. Stick to literary criticism.

This is not surprising, given Joe’s views on fists in women’s faces.

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BTW, Joe’s Twitter name formerly included Professor - an earlier example:

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That has now disappeared.

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He’s still on the Berkeley website.
 
Good thing our self-praising concoctionist moved to Michigan. Everclear is illegal in New York and California (source). Joe obviously has many empty hours to fill. No remote classes to teach, professor?
A moment of cosmic wonder was chancing across a 170-foot container ship berthed in Long Beach with EVER CLEAR emblazoned on its stern.
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Wuh? I can get it by the ton? Luxco has its own freighters?

One of MV Ever Clear's sister ships is MV Ever Cope, btw.

Memory itch? It was the MV Evergiven that blocked the Suez Canal for 106 days and the MV Ever Forward that was aground in the Chesapeake Bay for a month. The MV Ever Clear sails on unbesmirsched, currently under way from Vietnam to Taiwan at 5.5 knots.

Everclear isn't illegal in NY, I bought the 190 proof stuff to make limoncello a few weeks ago.

All these "experiments" are the sign of someone who spends more time reading trendy food/restaurant blogs than they actually do cooking. Putting random bullshit in a jar and letting it sit around until it spoils "lacto-ferments" is not the pinnacle of culinary genius. I had only skimmed this thread once or twice but after searching "cooking" i can confirm this nigga apparently cannot even chop an onion and yet he's out here pretending he's a Michelin starred chef. :story:
 
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BTW, Joe’s Twitter name formerly included Professor - an earlier example:

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That has now disappeared.

The Berkeley Academic Guide lists no classes for him since fall 2022's research seminar, "Freud" (link). The guide's directory listing shows "No Classes Fall 2024," but he is still listed (link).
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Maybe you've discovered a major factor in the "can't pay rent" crisis - he's now Lily's dependent as well as her baby mama.

Meanwhile, the baby daddy can't stop with the my baby my baby my baby stuff.
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Meanwhile, the baby daddy can't stop with the my baby my baby my baby stuff.
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Poor Mall. She's going to be heartbroken when the polycule is broken up and Lily fucks off with the baby in tow while Joe goes off to do the "dead beat dad" thing. She'll left all alone, broke with her body and soul destroyed.

It'll be so exciting to watch unfold!
 
Poor Mall. She's going to be heartbroken when the polycule is broken up and Lily fucks off with the baby in tow while Joe goes off to do the "dead beat dad" thing. She'll left all alone, broke with her body and soul destroyed.

It'll be so exciting to watch unfold!
Even weirder that Mallory and Lilly don’t even seem to like each other. They tolerate each other thanks to pinning over a saggy BPD Britbong.

I wonder if she thinks cooing over the baby wins Joe’s favor. Do they compete with each other playing best mom-dad? Or is Mallory just ordered to take Rocco on outings so Lilly and Joe can have gross sex?

I’d bet anything Joe has pressed Lilly on any local non-terf lesbians she knows that have to pretend Joe is a sexy lady. Joe didn’t do so well on the NYC orgy dating scene and had to import a lesbian from Lansing. He hopes Lansing has other wetbrain lesbians that would find a saggy middle aged transbian alluring!
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The Berkeley Academic Guide lists no classes for him since fall 2022's research seminar, "Freud" (link). The guide's directory listing shows "No Classes Fall 2024," but he is still listed (link).
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Maybe you've discovered a major factor in the "can't pay rent" crisis - he's now Lily's dependent as well as her baby mama.

Meanwhile, the baby daddy can't stop with the my baby my baby my baby stuff.
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Him putting Prof in his handle was always obnoxious af but Joe is naturally obnoxious and desperate to impress. He removed it for a reason. Him managing to lose a tenured position at Berkeley would be amazing but totally inline with his BPD mid life meltdown that Mallory has tagged along on.
 
Poor Mall. She's going to be heartbroken when the polycule is broken up and Lily fucks off with the baby in tow while Joe goes off to do the "dead beat dad" thing. She'll left all alone, broke with her body and soul destroyed.

It'll be so exciting to watch unfold!

"No, stop, don't, come back," said everyone who ever cared for Mallory as she gormlessly strolled into the blazing hellmouth, denying that her skin is sloughing off as she walks deeper and deeper in, fuck you, Dad.

It's bizarre seeing her post like such a typical girl with this attachment to a kid kicking in. It's actually cute! Or it would be, if she hadn't lopped off her tits for no discernible reason and also the kid was actually hers. She's placed herself perfectly in a position to watch everything walk away on her and it's really something watching her fend off reality every waking moment of the day. Of course, if she admits she's wrong at any point, then it all comes crashing down, so total delusion will just have to do, I guess.

If I was her dad, I'd 100% believe this whole downward spiral was because Joe was an actual demon who opened Mal up to possession.
 
I wonder if she thinks cooing over the baby wins Joe’s favor.
I don't think she's thinking at all, it all reads like pure reflexive instinctual brain melt.

Did she have a hysterectomy? If she's still got a functioning female endocrine, well, mystery solved.

If I was her dad, I'd 100% believe this whole downward spiral was because Joe was an actual demon who opened Mal up to possession.
Joe isn't a demon. He is just the monkey in monkeypox. Animal vector for the possession virus.
 
A common argument around trannies/DSDs in women's sports is "these TERFs don't even care about sport x, they're only getting involved because they heard there was a trans woman involved." This argument is often entirely hypocritical, no more so than in the case of women's boxing, so I appreciate Joe's candidness in admitting he is a fat fuck who doesn't know anything about sports.
 
I don't think she's thinking at all, it all reads like pure reflexive instinctual brain melt.

Did she have a hysterectomy? If she's still got a functioning female endocrine, well, mystery solved.
Idk. Mallory over shared and wrote about getting her boobs removed, and even wrote about dreams where they came back but I’m not aware of a peep about getting her uterus yeeted. I don’t read her navel gazing substack, but I think lots of words would have been written about a hysterectomy. At the height of her gender euphoria she mentioned maybe scheduling some rot dog procedure, but it was never mentioned again. If she had actually gotten some weird fake phallus surgery I would assume the womb was gone, but I get the idea it’s still intact.

Both Moe and Joe seemed to have backed off the troon shine. Joe looks like an elderly Cure fanboy now. Moe looks like she scaled back on the T. Both seem to be embracing indeterminate gender blobiness. Ironically you’ll find many similar people at any Midwest Wal-mart, but not because they are troons, but they just got fat and stopped giving a fuck how they look so Joe and Mo will blend well.

Mallory grew up in a very Christian bubble where a woman’s main, and only truly important role, was being a mother. I’m sure she saw rejection of motherhood as necessary part of rejecting most of her family ethos and way of life. This is why she was so excited to be a non-breeding gender special couple with Joe.

Then Joe did a 180 and decided he really did want to knock up a woman, too bad, so sad, Mallory was Daniel now. Lol.

I’m still shocked we didn’t get the trans-man pregnancy arc from the dynamic duo. I think Mallory already being the famous one, meant Joe couldn’t tolerate the idea of all the attention she’d get as a pregnant transman sideshow. Remember this is the man who called the DM and sent them photos of his son on the day he was born. Joe wants the niche attention Mallory’s notoriety can bring, but hates she’s part and parcel, and that he can’t steal the spotlight. At least with Lilly he can be the more “famous” one, which is important since it looks likes she’s getting roped into supporting these two gender special speds now. Lilly making the sacrifices for her failed liberal costal elite speds.
 
Poor Mall. She's going to be heartbroken when the polycule is broken up and Lily fucks off with the baby in tow while Joe goes off to do the "dead beat dad" thing. She'll left all alone, broke with her body and soul destroyed.

It'll be so exciting to watch unfold!
She's going to be even more upset when Joe and lily fuck off together and sever the relationship with her.
 
I mean, wrong sex hormones can make you sterile, so it's not impossible that Mallory is - or at least would have a very hard time conceiving, especially as she's nearing 40 and has poisoned her body with testosterone. While Joe has backed off with taking hormones when the reality started to hit him hard with health consequences, we don't know if Mallory stopped with testosterone. I hope not, as it will lead to health consequences down the road and I'd love to read all the justifications how it isn't that she's poisoned her body with wrong sex hormones that she's in ill health.

Or maybe I've just been too much in the Munchie thread lately.
 
She's going to be even more upset when Joe and lily fuck off together and sever the relationship with her.

Joe’s triumph at destroying her might have worn off, but unless Tard Baby is actively annoying them, I can’t see why they would. They get a free live-in nanny and housemaid whose very occasional advances can boost their income. She even took an entry level job back in Brooklyn to help pay the rent, which is more than the average nanny does. They don’t have to fuck her, but Joe can if he feels like it. All in all, quite a useful situation for parents of a baby.

The only reason I can see for them ditching her, apart from her being annoying, is if they find a younger, hotter model and can’t build a granny flat in the backyard for Mal to move into.
 
I mean, wrong sex hormones can make you sterile, so it's not impossible that Mallory is - or at least would have a very hard time conceiving, especially as she's nearing 40 and has poisoned her body with testosterone. While Joe has backed off with taking hormones when the reality started to hit him hard with health consequences, we don't know if Mallory stopped with testosterone. I hope not, as it will lead to health consequences down the road and I'd love to read all the justifications how it isn't that she's poisoned her body with wrong sex hormones that she's in ill health.

Or maybe I've just been too much in the Munchie thread lately.
Even if she is effectively infertile from the fake hormones, if she still has ovaries under there they are still gasping and wheezing and struggling to attempt to do their jobs. Sad to think about.

I mean sad for her ovaries. They didn't ask for this. I'm not sad for her, she's an idiot.
 
All in all, quite a useful situation for parents of a baby.
I think that’s the issue. She is very convenient and needed for the heavy lifting baby and toddler care. Once the kid reaches pre-K or school Mallory is no longer as needed for childcare, but would probably be very attached to a child she has no legal right too.

It’s a very temporary family at best. I think Mallory would be more devoted to the kid than Joe, who will tire of his domestic experiment within two years.

Who knows maybe Mallory can convince Joe to put his penis in her vag again and get knocked up to be mommy #2.
 
I’ll reiterate the disclaimer that I really don’t give a hoot about sports, but the Imani Khelif outrage exposes the rot at the core of the terf argument. To exclude her from the Olympics, the IOC would have to convene classes on the basis of T-level, not of gametes size.

Professor Lavery truly thought that XY intersex individuals make eggs. That's the only way this makes sense.

Literal Jake Alley levels of understanding of human reproduction.
 
Joe’s triumph at destroying her might have worn off, but unless Tard Baby is actively annoying them, I can’t see why they would. They get a free live-in nanny and housemaid whose very occasional advances can boost their income. She even took an entry level job back in Brooklyn to help pay the rent, which is more than the average nanny does. They don’t have to fuck her, but Joe can if he feels like it. All in all, quite a useful situation for parents of a baby.
Agree for now, though it's a matter of time. Unless, of course, Mal's income bumps up and becomes primary. Otherwise, though, 20-80 odds.
 
I mean, wrong sex hormones can make you sterile, so it's not impossible that Mallory is - or at least would have a very hard time conceiving, especially as she's nearing 40 and has poisoned her body with testosterone. While Joe has backed off with taking hormones when the reality started to hit him hard with health consequences, we don't know if Mallory stopped with testosterone. I hope not, as it will lead to health consequences down the road and I'd love to read all the justifications how it isn't that she's poisoned her body with wrong sex hormones that she's in ill health.

Or maybe I've just been too much in the Munchie thread lately.

Yeah, I get the feeling people overestimate how common and easy FtM pregnancies are, because they're so hyped up (eg, pregnancy is literally the only thing FtMs ever get attention for). Most pooners with successful pregnancies are younger and get pregnant when they haven't been on T for long..

Of course when I tried to look up what kind of uterine atrophy might be caused by testosterone usage I got this:

[T]here is limited data on its long-term effects.... Excess androgens in cisgender females are associated with pathologic uterine processes such as polycystic ovary syndrome, endometrial hyperplasia, or cancer.​

So, that's cool.

Professor Lavery truly thought that XY intersex individuals make eggs. That's the only way this makes sense.

Literal Jake Alley levels of understanding of human reproduction.

Never forget Joe once wrote a pretentious thread in which he let slip that he believed that getting a uterus transplant would allow him to produce female gametes:

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He is not a smart man.
 
Never forget Joe once wrote a pretentious thread in which he let slip that he believed that getting a uterus transplant would allow him to produce female gametes:
I love Joe’s greatest Twitter hits. By his own genius logic stapling some dead man’s testicles onto a pooner would result in her producing sperm.

I wonder if his breeding adventures with Lilly opened his eyes to how the female reproductive system actually works, or he remains as blissfully retarded as before.
 
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