The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

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i think seeing cows in every single one of these photos is also pretty funny. you'd think they would move their cows from the city, where they dont belong, and put them in a field in the rural areas. i treat it like the Ganges, you'd think anyone with an iq over 80 would want to treat something they think is sacred as best as they can. those cows would be so much happier and healthier living in a nice grass pasture out in the country where they can graze and sleep and not worry about cars or eating trash.

even if you think they are sacred, cows dont belong just wandering the streets of a busy city.
 
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Male Idiot said:

Is that a pajeet or a cow's diarrhea pancake?


the poo garbage dump.
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Ya know I was gonna share my result of "random google maps pajeet street" but unfortunately and I fucking wish I was joking here but my first hit somewhere in the sticks of india resulted in a bunch of naked pajeet kids showering *and* shitting around a village water pump so.....yeah I dont think I really need to elaborate any further and obviously i'm not going to get myself banned and vanned for sharing a screenie cap or specific directions....

....ok i'll fucking elaborate a little...THIS TOOK PLACE IN A VILLAGE LITERALLY CALLED CUNNY
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I swear to god this was not intentional, I only realised this as I was about to post this, and had actually been looking for an indian placename that had decent toilet humor potential before just randomly hitting somewhere in the middle of nowhere. India continues to fucking astonish me on an existential level
 
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DSHK said:
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Anyone up for 7 clicks to shit?
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Out of curiosity, I dropped a pin around Kerala which was mentioned to not have the same designated shitting street problem compared to the rest of the country and to my surprise, no trash heap despite people driving on dirt roads. Could be a fluke, I only did it two times. I noticed there is a presence of Orthodox churches. Coincidence?
 
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John Titor said:
Out of curiosity, I dropped a pin around Kerala which was mentioned to not have the same designated shitting street problem compared to the rest of the country and to my surprise, no trash heap despite people driving on dirt roads. Could be a fluke, I only did it two times. I noticed there is a presence of Orthodox churches. Coincidence?
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Kerala has more muzzies per capita for india standards as well

It's just that they've been ruled by communists since 1970s or so which actually makes them care a little bit about social services. Commies are still in power, except they lost their majority dominance in 2021, but they're still the largest party in Keralan assembly
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communist_Party_of_India_(Marxist),_Kerala

Unironically India is one of the only places that can actually benefit from communist rule which breaks away their retarded, oppressive caste system and makes social services more available
 
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You know for a people who hold milk so dear to them Indians don’t seem to have much good cheese. All I can find is paneer and processed stuff and very occasionally mozzarella. Not that I’m complaining, I imagine an cheese aged in that stinky hellhole would be too dank for me.
 
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Glowzigger said:
You know for a people who hold milk so dear to them Indians don’t seem to have much good cheese. All I can find is paneer and processed stuff and very occasionally mozzarella. Not that I’m complaining, I imagine a cheese aged in that stinky hellhole would be too dank for me.
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Apparently a lot of the good Indian food wasn’t even invented by Indians, but by other cultures that ruled over them. Naan, the iconic Indian flatbread, was concocted by the Persians. Samosa’s are also a Persian creation. Biryani, the most popular Indian rice dish, came from the Mughals. Curry and Vindaloo, which is associated with India like croissants are to France, was invented by Portuguese colonials in Goa. Tikka masala hails from a Scottish tavern in the 1970’s. The tea plant, which is native to the Indian Nagaland-China border, was first brewed into tea by the Chinese during the Shang dynasty. India literally didn’t have tea for thousands of until the Brits reintroduced it to them in the 19th century.

It follows the pattern of India being allergic to innovation, then claiming to be the inventor after having something created for them.

Edit: APPARENTLY PANEER ISN’T EVEN AN INVENTION NATIVE TO INDIA. It was again, like vindaloo and curry, a creation of the Portugese Colonials. Lmao.
 
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Cherry Eyed Hamster said:
Apparently a lot of the good Indian food wasn’t even invented by Indians, but by other cultures that ruled over them. Naan, the iconic Indian flatbread, was concocted by the Persians. Samosa’s are also a Persian creation. Biryani, the most popular Indian rice dish, came from the Mughals. Curry and Vindaloo, which is associated with India like croissants are to France, was invented by Portuguese colonials in Goa. Tikka masala hails from a Scottish tavern in the 1970’s.

It follows the pattern of India being allergic to innovation, then claiming to be the inventor after having something created for them.
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That’s rather unsettling. I now wonder what Indians ate prior to colonisation. I’m fairly certain that at the very least the spicy stew we call curry had to have existed in India before the British, I’d like to give the Indians at least some credit, although maybe even proto-curry was imported.

I have had many a curry, and it’s something I enjoy. Our local jeets, mostly Tamil immigrants from long before the latest wave, make some really good curry, lots of varieties. I humbly prefer overall the curries and currylikes invented by our southeast asian friends. They are much less offensive.
 
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Glowzigger said:
That’s rather unsettling. I now wonder what Indians ate prior to colonisation. I’m fairly certain that at the very least the spicy stew we call curry had to have existed in India before the British, I’d like to give the Indians at least some credit, although maybe even proto-curry was imported.
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If it was it sounded absolutely disgusting. The Brahmins probably had alright food but those lower than them were mixing the bodily fluids of animals with spices. The curry being consumed in India and all over the world nowadays are based on Portugese and British recipes.
 
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Cherry Eyed Hamster said:
Apparently a lot of the good Indian food wasn’t even invented by Indians, but by other cultures that ruled over them. Naan, the iconic Indian flatbread, was concocted by the Persians. Samosa’s are also a Persian creation. Biryani, the most popular Indian rice dish, came from the Mughals. Curry and Vindaloo, which is associated with India like croissants are to France, was invented by Portuguese colonials in Goa. Tikka masala hails from a Scottish tavern in the 1970’s. The tea plant, which is native to the Indian Nagaland-China border, was first brewed into tea by the Chinese during the Shang dynasty. India literally didn’t have tea for thousands of until the Brits reintroduced it to them in the 19th century.

It follows the pattern of India being allergic to innovation, then claiming to be the inventor after having something created for them.

Edit: APPARENTLY PANEER ISN’T EVEN AN INVENTION NATIVE TO INDIA. It was again, like vindaloo and curry, a creation of the Portugese Colonials. Lmao.
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So we actually have a race of nigger jews?
 
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Re food, to be fair, unless we are talking about europe or the Arab world, most dishes seem invented only in the last 80 years or so as global trade unlocked the world's ingredients. For instance potatoes and chilies came from South America, yet potatoes are iconic european food and chillies are iconic south East Asian food; and people will say it is an ancient recipe hundreds of years old, but really it is just as old as their grandma's parents; in which a single entire generational lineage makes it seem forever ago and traditional. Consider how prolific nutmeg is now in what seems like traditional recipes because grandmas used it, yet wars were fought over its discovery and access only a century or two ago; same for cocoa, coffee, and the list goes on.

I think when we talk about dishes being ethnic, we are referring to whatever was integrated into that culture in modern times. Cultures like different flavours and textures, and will incorporate newer ingredients and flavours into their preferences.

India dishes pre integration was probably akin to Walden, where a satisfying dinner was just a potato or two, or in Road to Wigan Pier where a day's rations was animal fat and bread. They probably just ate whatever they could get, which would explain the continued dog eating in north east India, and the continued eating of cow poo throughout India. All it would have taken was for an ancient spiritual leader to also say stop eating dogs they are holy you fools, and we'd have a nation that no longer eats dogs but now eats their shit instead.
 
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