Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

[Tragi-Chan]

Gotta give it to him: he sure doesn't look very masculine....or feminine...or, you know, human.

Agreed. How can you judge the shape of his face when he doesn’t even look like he has a skull?

 

[Shig O'nella]

Agreed. How can you judge the shape of his face when he doesn’t even look like he has a skull?

Come on ... that's hardly fair to him.
I'm quite certain he has several "hot lesbian" skulls stashed around the place.

Also - YAY! Slug update!

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Gotta give it to him: he sure doesn't look very masculine....or feminine...or, you know, human.

Sandworm-Transbian

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I randomly came across Sean in someone else's bluesky and took at a look at what he's up to and it's the same as always without the begging. But there's a few things.

He's happy he didn't get hired by Epic Games:


gay auntie:


Weird story:


Rowling shouldn't have any interests:


Enjoy pussy, stalker:


Trump being shot truther:


Election truther:


Elon's a loser:


"Economist" for socialism:


"Economist" ignorant about government spending:


Dear god:


Sean on aging gracefully:


Here's your reward for looking at this stuff, a picture of doggo and kitty he posted:

 

[Tragi-Chan]

gay auntie:

I’m sure his motives are completely pure and non-creepy.

 

[lindsayfan]

does the fact the "tenor" in which "the bean" excites sean "has changed over the decades" mean he no longer beats her up? or at least that he no longer extorts sex from her? he's probably content now just to have a compliant handmaiden changing his and rinsing off his bedsores as he lies around fiddling to yuri all day.

also lol at him saying he looked at life as "an experience to be lived as hard as i can." yes sean that's why you spent a decade+ never leaving your goon cave except for evictions

 

[Karellen]

why you spent a decade+ never leaving your goon cave except for evictions

(due to smell)

 

[Trombonista]

Here's your reward for looking at this stuff, a picture of doggo and kitty he posted:

Oh great, he has a dog now too? Or is that his wife's dog?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Oh great, he has a dog now too? Or is that his wife's dog?

Actually, they just adopted it two months ago, there's a thread full of pictures and rambling about it: https://bsky.app/profile/sapphixy.bsky.social/post/3kxflgk3e6y24

I hadn't scrolled through his media though I should have, it appears the cat is also quite new, from last year sometime.

I should have scrolled through the media because there's plenty of Sean visible:


Also the general state of the place:


No, they do not appear to have just moved in.

edit: Here's where they live, don't know the apartment number: https://www.927westmorgan.com/

https://www.apartments.com/927-west-morgan-raleigh-nc/m7v53jk/

 

[Trombonista]

I remember the white cat from last year.

 

[lindsayfan]

improbably, cartoonishly long nose hairs protruding out into sean's actual field of vision:


gruesome skin mottling that looks like your body is allergic to itself and craves death:



HOWEVER:
Are these self-harm scars?? that's new! likely this sean's new method of psychologically tormenting bean to enforce her obedience now that he's too fat and bed-bound to chase her down.

 

[bile demon]

Ayo hol' up, why is my girl Sapphixy in stinkditch? Shouldn't he be in Rat King like Jake? From what I remember, he's a massive coomer first and foremost, so I doubt he has any interest in getting an amhole installed. Is stinkditch not for T&H troons only?

 

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Are these self-harm scars?? that's new!

More likely from the poor kitty who has to live with the stench.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

His wife migrated over to bluesky as well. Their AC was out for over a week around the 4th of July. I couldn't even imagine the smell.

She tried to dunk on Null.

 

[Trombonista]

Ayo hol' up, why is my girl Sapphixy in stinkditch? Shouldn't he be in Rat King like Jake? From what I remember, he's a massive coomer first and foremost, so I doubt he has any interest in getting an amhole installed. Is stinkditch not for T&H troons only?

Rat King is about connections, not transition level. Technically Sapphixy is part of the Nora Reed Rat King, but she's been less active, and with Slug's coomer tendencies, I thought he'd fit better here.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

She tried to dunk on Null.
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They'll get him any day now for those crimes he just has to have committed. Banana pepper smuggling or whatever.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

She tried to dunk on Null.

But hold on, that looks like a KF screenshot. And as we all know, you can’t trust KF as a source. Do better, “Dan Izzo,” if that is your real name.

 

[Wallace]

You know what else doesn't arrive lubed, Mel? Sean's girldick. If you're dumb enough to take that slug back and crawl into bed with him, you deserve what you get.

 

[bile demon]

POV: You're a lesbian looking for love on the internet and you just opened the brand new "female only" dating app:

 

[Peaches Demure]

POV: You're a lesbian looking for love on the internet and you just opened the brand new "female only" dating app:
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Well... the dog taking up about 1/3 of the frame looks hella cute. If I could just crop out the rest, I might be able to look at it for more than a few seconds without a barf bag readily available.