🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Truly Rural]

My guess is he missed flight 176 and was offered to fly with 178, alternatively he missed 178 and was offered 184. I tend to think it's first flight since he still has to cross the border and find his keed in Sandy Ego, so it makes sense it was earlier flight.

https://www.airport-tijuana.com/arrivals-airline-aeromexico

However he did start complaining about Mexico City airport as early as 9:40 AM

so why he would miss flight at 11:32 (delayed 30 min)

Maybe he was the reason for the delay.

At 12:55 pm second flight took off. Ralph started seething on twitter at 1:40 PM, so there is 45 min delay since the plane took off and his twatter tantrum.

 

['Ole Dente]

It’s okay, guys. He got them tickets tax free.

 

[Near]

He's just mad he can't dox whoever wronged him and have an Internet beef with them.

Aero Mexico scored a W over Ralph and made him look like a whiny bitch

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

He has gotta be drunk.

Schizo theory: they wouldn't let him on the flight because he was intoxicated and he's doing this as a 'work' to cover it up.

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Kinda sounds like he’s ripped and, God help us horny,. Note the use of the word “Fleshlight”. Used with full service intent no doubt.

 

[Muppetstudios]

Ralph isn't mad that he can't see his son he's mad he can't own the a-logs by bragging about seeing his son.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

I am amazed Ralph hasn't been the star of a Cartel video by this point. Unironically that might be his biggest w.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I SWEAR TO GOD if Ralph doesn't pillstream tonight I'm going to walk 2 miles!

 

[Rage Pig]

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Ralph pretending to care about any of his children is my personal favorite thing he does. It's the most obvious lie out of everything he's said/done and it never stops being funny.

It's the long way around for him to make a buck off being the outcast father, muh parental rights, women are evil etc etc

 

[joebobmurphy]

This is no way to treat an Aryan God.

 

[Vibralldo]

I have flown tens of thousands of miles on dozens of flights and not once have I ever missed a flight, nevermind been fucking removed from a plane. Twice.

These are not normal problems. Thousands fly every day. Only Ralph is too fucking stupid to manage.

With the levels of drunk I've seen people on flights, Ralph must have been extra fucked up to not be let on (and probably belligerent based on his history on airplanes)

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Ralph having a meltdown at the airport.

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Almost like this wouldn't happen if you didn't put yourself in a self-imposed hellish exile to a 3rd world country. But, keep on trucking, Ralph!

 

[Nate Higgers]

Almost like this wouldn't happen if you didn't put yourself in a self-imposed hellish exile to a 3rd world country. But, keep on trucking, Ralph!

You don’t understand. Women wouldn’t render their garments unto the Ralphamale by the mere sight of his Gringo Dollur if he was in the USA. Also he’d have to pay off his SonyUSA PlayStation credit card, but that’s not the important thing here.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

Ralph having a meltdown at the airport.

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To be fair to Ralph, Mexicans are the worst to deal with.

 

[RAT Team Six]

90% of me finds this hilarious. The remaining 10% is sad imagining Xander having to be told that daddy isn’t coming after all. I forget how old he is exactly, but kids remember that.

 

[Beavis]

90% of me finds this hilarious. The remaining 10% is sad imagining Xander having to be told that daddy isn’t coming after all. I forget how old he is exactly, but kids remember that.

Faith probably tells him Ralph is a friend of hers or at best uncle Ralph.

 

[RAT Team Six]

Faith probably tells him Ralph is a friend of hers or at best uncle Ralph.

That is called parental alienation and would absolutely not be allowed by the court. Plus, Ralph has seen his son before and talked to him, so I’m sure he knows that pig is his father, for better or for worse.

 

[Axiom.]

90% of me finds this hilarious. The remaining 10% is sad imagining Xander having to be told that daddy isn’t coming after all. I forget how old he is exactly, but kids remember that.

He's 3, but more or less doesn't see Ralph as a father, more of, just some guy that visited him when he was a toddler, and Faith telling him that he's his father, and not her current fiancé. When he's old enough to understand how he doesn't look like anything like his stepdad, Faith will tell him the truth one day because Ralph isn't going to live long enough to see Xander grow up, and is genuinely only living to spite the A-Logs, he doesn't care about his kids, exes (except Nora), friends or even himself.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He's actually crying racism.

Can't wait for the real story to come out in the wash.

 

[Scout Trooper]

It's so funny that he thinks posting his Ls on Twitter makes him look cool. DO YOU UNNERSTAND??? This is the best part:
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Throws a tantrum like a little toddler, not unlike Baldo throwing the search warrant to the ground. The Mexican cops should've clobbered him green and blue for being a disrespectful little cunt.