🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Spergichu]

Why doesn't he just walk to Sandy Eggo? I bet it's not even that hot outside.

 

[EyeGuy]

SAN DIEGO, AUGUST FOURTH (maybe)

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Over/Under odds on us getting a new Pillstream tonight? If Ralph can’t get to Sandy Eggo, I’m anticipating him holing up in a hotel somewhere in Mexico City with a bottle of rotgut tequila and a handful of “””prescribed””” Mexican pharmacy Xanax

I really dislike all the people saying Ethan’s going to have another pill stream…

HES IN MEXICO CITY BISH! HE GOTS ACCEES TO MUCH STRONGER SHIT THAN PILLS AREEIIIBBAAAA!!!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

My guess is he missed flight 176 and was offered to fly with 178, alternatively he missed 178 and was offered 184. I tend to think it's first flight since he still has to cross the border and find his keed in Sandy Ego, so it makes sense it was earlier flight.

I'm going to guess the second flight he was offered was 184 since his first angry tweet directed at the airline was a couple minutes before 184 departed from the gate.

 

[EyeGuy]

Drunk Ralph editing his Xeets to make them even less comprehensible:

 

[northstar747]

I have flown tens of thousands of miles on dozens of flights and not once have I ever missed a flight, nevermind been fucking removed from a plane. Twice.

wait didnt you have jews in odessa make the line longer?

 

[Rogue AI]

Drunk Ralph editing his Xeets to make them even less comprehensible:
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You can say faggot all you want in Mexico but you have to censor it two different ways on twitter. Ralph is insufferable, he speaks like a internet tough guy to people in rl. Maybe if he bothered to learn Spanish he could insult a Mexican with words that might actually offend them.

 

[Gangster Talk]

I have flown tens of thousands of miles on dozens of flights and not once have I ever missed a flight, nevermind been fucking removed from a plane. Twice.

These are not normal problems. Thousands fly every day. Only Ralph is too fucking stupid to manage.

Two types of people miss flights:

• First time flyers
• Alcoholics who make a "quick stop" at the airport bar for $10 beers

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Ralph is insufferable, he speaks like a internet tough guy to people in rl.

No he doesn't. Ralph is a scared bitch. Maybe when he's a Xanny Zombie, but Ralph is a pussy. He only acts tough if he's surrounded by a group of paypigs. All the clips of him instantly screaming for the police, ARREST HEEEM, and asking his female companion to quiet down because he's scared of the local niggers speak for themselves. Ralph is bitch made and only acts tough on the Internet.

This is "Tough Guy Ralph"

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

I thought Piggy said he was gonna walk across the border. He might actually have to now.

 

[EyeGuy]

"I called the brown people racist!" *dolphin noises*

"I kinda wish I wasn't wish WASN'T sober."

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Drunk Ralph editing his Xeets to make them even less comprehensible:
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What a nasty fuck, getting aggressive with someone barely more than half his age. POS.

What a flex, calling the guy a slur while accusing him of racism.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Whose “alt account” is that supposed to be? Jesse PS? Andy Clapski? Gayden McKneel? Gabe Hoffman?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

My guess is none of this shit even happened because Ethan would have recorded it to show how cool he was. I bet he got a little mad and mumbled something unintelligible then went back to the bar with his tail between his short atrophied legs.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Drunk Ralph editing his Xeets to make them even less comprehensible:
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Senor, it's like we tell you. The planes are for people, mang. You have to get in the livestock trailer with all the other piggies.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

"I kinda wish I wasn't wish WASN'T sober."

In fact it's probably YOU that's too fucking stupid to get in line to board an airplane.

 

[Farmer9876]

"Señor, we not allowed to let raging pigs on plane" - I think it gone somewhat like this.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Now piggy is going to be oinking for meal, hotel and hooker vouchers.

 

[Telemeter]

Ralph having a meltdown at the airport.

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Mexicans are indeed racist against loud obnoxious and visibly intoxicated amermutt wiggers.

The entire world is. It's why Ralph can never have any sort of functioning life outside of America. His species is endemic to the shittiest part of America only.

If Ralph is Karening out in Mexico, he's lucky its in an airport, where they wont just beat him unconscious out of sheer disgust, and instead just dragging him off a plane and being passively-aggressively neglectful so he can SUFFAH.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

He has gotta be drunk.

Schizo theory: they wouldn't let him on the flight because he was intoxicated and he's doing this as a 'work' to cover it up.

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Countertheory:

He pissed himself pitchin a bitch because they stopped the ham-yacht as soon as the attendants saw him hurple up to the gate, & demanded he pay for a second seat before being permitted to board.

That's what actually roundhouse kicked all this sand down his canyon.

But yes, also because he was shitfaced ogmff his (four) tits.