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Hot take: Ralph is blitzed on xannies and booze, thinking about that bish horse of his and how she is keeping his daughter from him, dreaming of that first visit with COZY ROZY, and...put "first visit with son" as a freudian slip
š· Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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This is obviously a plot by Josh Potter Moon to keep the Ralphamale from seeing his progeny!
Um...
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What a drunken shambolic mess. The sad part is that he has no one irl to talk to/commiserate with about all this, only Twitter. Thatās all he has. No one in sandy eggo gives a shit whether he gets there or not, not his 3-year old suuuhn who doesnāt even know who he is, or the kidās mother who hates his guts. No one in the entire state of California (or the entire country of Messico for that matter) gives a single fuck what happens to him. Poor sad creature.
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I'll even give Ralph the benefit of the doubt and say that the Mexican Airline and the Mexican Airport might be a bit of a sloppy operation at times.
That's why when traveling in a third wordish country you have to keep everything on lock! And not get drunk and pretty clearly not remember the flight time.
But just like the time with Amanda in New York:
YOU CAN ABORT THE RETORT AT THE AIRPORT
That's why when traveling in a third wordish country you have to keep everything on lock! And not get drunk and pretty clearly not remember the flight time.
But just like the time with Amanda in New York:
YOU CAN ABORT THE RETORT AT THE AIRPORT
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Schizo theory time. What if he made all of this up so he wouldn't have to bother seeing Xander?
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If he were that creative, he would have vanquished his nemesis, Johm Potter Moon.
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YĀ“know...almost 50% of us hate aeromexico, but this time...I love them, I forgive you aeromexico, you made me throw that box of cookies and cheese from Veracruz that time but now you make the shit gunt pig cry like the retard manbaby he is and he throw a tantrum, you redeem themselves, thanks
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That is a possibility. His brain's too wet to holler at his own show. No way he can muster enough Ralphamale energy to holler at random airport employees.
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Alternate schizo theory: what if Ralph was faking and lying about not being able to get the flight out because he saw the Kino Casino clip and realized that he would be served with papers if he made it to SANDY EGGO on AWGUSS THURR?
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I don't think any theory is too schizo for a retard like Ralph
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Dumb fat pillpiggy with quadruple tits cries RAYYCISMMM while his quadruple titties flop in the air trying to crawl back into the chomo wignat nonce movement with a gay streaming site he named his daughter after.
What a sad little piggy.
The only time I was denied a flight was recently, thanks to cloudstrike. I was pissed but I didn't cry racism at the airport staff. How sad. I bet the staff were women to induce such a pathetic piggy tantrum. At least piggytits brought his Starlink router. Maybe he can get a refund at Wal-Mart for $500, profit $200 bish. Infinite money glitch.
What a sad little piggy.
The only time I was denied a flight was recently, thanks to cloudstrike. I was pissed but I didn't cry racism at the airport staff. How sad. I bet the staff were women to induce such a pathetic piggy tantrum. At least piggytits brought his Starlink router. Maybe he can get a refund at Wal-Mart for $500, profit $200 bish. Infinite money glitch.
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To your point, he is one of the last people that Teddy Feaser streamed with when Fease made his return to the internet (from 6820 Coyote Ridge Court)ā¦maybe Olā Feeze shared one of his famed infinite money glitches with the Ralphamale
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Madame Ralph got some fancy new accessories and manages to look extra gay. I'm pretty sure only women and faggots possess a dozen different sunglasses.
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Ralph is claiming that Aeromexico are to blame for him being late to his flight... Yet this wasn't a generalized problem, other passengers figured it out.
He definitely got fucked up, managed to miss his flight due to his drunken stupor, and then proceeds to brag about throwing a fit.
He definitely got fucked up, managed to miss his flight due to his drunken stupor, and then proceeds to brag about throwing a fit.
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A homosexual man's gay selfie.
Sunglasses indoors and gay blowhole ready to down cock.
Nice fat girl trick angle, piggy. You're not fooling anyone.
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Anti white racism is based
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time in california right now is 1:20 AM
If he's flying out of NLU, that's in Mexico City.
Time there is 2:220 AM so this tweet was made at around 2 am for him.
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Your homosexual filters aren't powerful enough to hide the turkey flap, Ralph
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