Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[St. Alia of the Knife]

This guy is loaded with a trust fund and has his grandparents, his GRANDPARENTS, clean his house. By all means I’m not rich but I still have a professional service come out and do work on the carpet at least once a year. I’d be loathe to call my parents, much less my fucking grandparents whom I dearly love and want nothing more for them to enjoy their lives to come by and clean my shit.

Holy fuck.

I think it was the kids' grandparents, e.g. his and Kayla's parents, not Nicks's or Kayla's grands (who I think are dead, so that would actually be kind of funny). But your point still stands, why are people in their early 40's having to have their elderly mommies and daddies clean their house? The entire Qoven is literally a waste of oxygen for how utterly useless they are.

 

[GenociderSyo]

A court where you have no 5th amendment right against self incrimination and no presumption of innocence.

They can plead the 5th if it will effect criminal court proceedings that are in progress.

He will learn fast that not being complaint will lose you your children. Reunification is always first choice. From what I've read the grandparents are not allowed to supervise because of lack of insight in into if the parents are using. That may cause issues if this drags on because it could mean they cannot trust them as a placement if reunification fails for any of the children.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

I can only assume Nick loves his new child-free lifestyle and that’s why he has chosen this route.

You're giving him too much credit. Nick has chosen this route because he is a moron and is going to fight back anyway he can against people using force against him. Whether or not he actually wants his kids in his life, he isn't going to have people in positions of authority determine that he can't see his kids. Especially since there is a forum of people who enjoy laughing at Nick and will mock him if he dares willingly give up custody to pursue his degenerate lifestyle.

It is exactly the reason why Ethan Ralph chose to fight for custody of his kid despite it being bad financially for him and it being blatantly obvious that Vickers was just goading him into further ruining his life. He couldn't take what he perceived to be an L. Especially when his detractors were watching.

 

[newuser131]

I don't think Rekieta has the humility for a plea deal.

i have to disagree. rekieta's odd is because he never had to face the consequence of his actions. but, when faced with "pound me in the ass" prison, rekieta will humble real quick.

 

[Kimchi4breakfast]

April's appearance in court as "support" has the wheels turning.

Read the Imholte docs- almost all of them are basically shoving childless April into a mom role for Aaron's kids. April's hook here isn't just the coke, it's the family.

April lives in the trap house Aaron was supposed to buy, and also in the latest June 6 transcripts there is a lot of discussion of the 2nd house. The specificity of the request for the 60 days of sobriety includes the grandparents, yes, but now April as well. She "lives" at the second house that was discussed.

Ms Sweep already knows Nick. You're trying to build a bootleg, sleazy Midwestern version of sister wives. We know how that ended up- 1 kid dead and the 3 original wives all left. The guy's left in an overcluttered mcmansion that's mortgaged to the gills, with just the last wife and her kids. The rest? All gone.

How long until "you can't deny our love" and "throuple lives matter" and "rights for lesbian mom couples". That's an interesting way to spin it for Nick's purposes. "My wife is not cheating, she's bisexual. She has a female partner and a male one, bigot." Said with the smugness of a single dorito chomp.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

We really need to have a fuck Rekieta festival before the Omnibus hearing or after the Omnibus hearing.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Whether or not he actually wants his kids in his life, he isn't going to have people in positions of authority determine that he can't see his kids.

Way too late for that. People in positions of authority have already determined he cannot see any of his children.

 

[Strix454]

i have to disagree. rekieta's odd is because he never had to face the consequence of his actions. but, when faced with "pound me in the ass" prison, rekieta will humble real quick.

Prison is still far from a certain outcome. About all Nick is really fighting over in court is the length and terms of his supervised probation. The whole system is tilted in this situation toward not putting them in prison. Given the situation and the evidence, the difference between the deal he is offered and the sentence the judge gives him may not be much. It could well be the same.

As far as prison goes, I think Nick would actually prefer prison than going through drug treatment and being directly confronted over his behavior. I think Nick is so psychologically weak that he would not be able to handle someone with power over him calling him out on all his bullshit.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I think Nick is so psychologically weak that he would not be able to handle someone with power over him calling him out on all his bullshit.

Prison would cause similar issues to him.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Prison would cause similar issues to him.

That power is at least backed by immanent force of violence and is at the hands of men stronger than him, so it’s easier to rationalize for him than a 5’2” 250 pound female social worker condescending to him.

 

[break these cuffs]

Think of all the sweet prison ink we're going to miss out on if he doesn't get locked up

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

I don't really care if Kayla did show any remorse, how am I supposed to take that seriously when the slampiece was there as well? Something just seems off about that. LOL

 

[Mandatory User Name]

The only reason to play these retarded "you can't 100% prove that we've ever done drugs" games is because he thinks he can beat the criminal case.
I think most parents (at least the ones who actually care about their kids and don't resent them because they can't be absolute degenerates), and anyone within their right mind, would have prioritized their kids' wellbeing, worked with the agency, and done whatever they could to get the least damaging plea deal possible.

Nick is confusing "beyond reasonable doubt" with "beyond any doubt"

The technicalities and clever little semantic word plays that Nick is coming up with are going to look absurd before a jury, none of his defences are even close to being reasonable. Nick is the type of person who thinks that if he finds the correct magic words then he can talk his way out of anything, he can't.
His Barnes recommended lawyer isn't helping either, leading Nick down the Sovereign Citizen garden path, there's a good reason why Rittenhouse booted Barnes from his defence team, Barnes would have constitutionally argued Rittenhouse straight into a Prison cell. Nick really needs to get a sensible lawyer and not a tinfoil hat Lolberterian lawyer who doesn't have Nick's best interests at heart.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

April lives in the trap house Aaron was supposed to buy, and also in the latest June 6 transcripts there is a lot of discussion of the 2nd house. The specificity of the request for the 60 days of sobriety includes the grandparents, yes, but now April as well. She "lives" at the second house that was discussed.

And I'm guessing that Nick in his obtuse and ignorant way lawyerly argued that April didn't live there, wasn't accused of doing drugs, has no real care obligation so it was an unreasonable burden to require her to be clean or take drug tests. He's also not willing to give up the side piece.

So to protect his kids, they charged her with drugs. The state can now keep her away from the kids. Congrats, Nick, you talked them into charging April with a felony using half-wit lawyer logic because you won't protect your kids and they have to..

 

[Null]

Hear ye, hear ye. It is the 4th day of August in year 2024 since the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ. I have been contacted by King Balldo through a series of ropes and pulleys and given a missive. In accordance with the Unspoken Agreement, the body of such missive will be presented as accurately as possible without direct copies, thereby granting the benefit of a doubt that I am simply making this all up.

Sir Rekieta finds it necessary to impart the following upon the undeserving and unwashed masses.

• Sir Rekieta dearly wishes the footage may be made available, however, due to the court order in the CHIPS case, as a result of a request he filed himself, discovery is sealed.
• Sir Rekieta states that consenting to such a release would make him look irresponsible in the eyes of the court, revealing intimates of his home for the benefit of only an evil doxing website, which the court would not find amusing.
• Sir Rekieta would like to point out that I 'fled the country for unknown reasons', and that the Kiwi Farms is a bunch of 'loli avatars', which makes us even less deserving of seeing the divine footage. I will allow the absurdity of such a statement sit as it is.
• Sir Rekieta would like to inform everyone that they are retarded and that the children will be returned (though I think almost immediately into the thread, people with hands on experience working for state CPS have said that children almost always are returned the homes barring extraordinary abuse cases, because a household must be a true horror show to be worse than 'the system', and I also don't really think the prevailing winds of the thread have been against him ever having custody again, especially supervised custody).

HEREBY ENTERED INTO RECORD.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I've seen people say that Rekieta is planning to take a plea deal.

The only people I saw affirming with an unreasonable degree of certainty that Rekieta is planning to take a plea deal is @Watching Rekieta and Cynthia at Sean's video. Make of that what you will.

No trial. His demeanor is a plea bargain is coming. Probably no jail, deferred adjudication and lots of probation. Lot's of in-home visits by the state. He's about to agree to let the state crawl up his ass with tent and a microscope.

He knows the easiest, quickest way to keep his freedom and his kids is a plea bargain. He's even talked about how innocent men are forced to take plea deals because the state is so powerful. Plea deal coming.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

the difference between the deal he is offered and the sentence the judge gives him may not be much. It could well be the same.

The difference is deferred adjudication the the prosecutor will offer. Plea out and the felony conviction disappears in a few years. Found guilty and he's a felon for life. No deferred adjudication if jury finds guilty.

Nick's even recently talked about how innocent men are "forced" to plead guilty because the threat, time and money far outweighs the penalty.

He's faced with a year+ of lawyer bills, a trial where all evidence is public, loss of access to his kids as he won't address drug possession or addiction and possibility of prison. Or take a plea, immediately move to correcting parenting, and have felony dropped in 3 years. He can make it all go away if he can swallow his pride and admit his problem.

His lolcow status hangs in the balance. Will he take the obvious choice or is he just looking forward to that next rake that will prove him right?

 

[owed to joy]

And I'm guessing that Nick in his obtuse and ignorant way lawyerly argued that April didn't live there, wasn't accused of doing drugs, has no real care obligation so it was an unreasonable burden to require her to be clean or take drug tests. He's also not willing to give up the side piece.

So to protect his kids, they charged her with drugs. The state can now keep her away from the kids. Congrats, Nick, you talked them into charging April with a felony using half-wit lawyer logic because you won't protect your kids and they have to..

Thinking back to those crazy texts where he brags about being the reason April has no charges.

You've gotta be a complete retard to do blow now and then and end up in court explaining it in front of your children.

Wonder how he'll explain the prostitute living there to his and his wife's parents. Clearly they too have found his stream unwatchable long before it was just evidence of addiction, or they probably wouldn't sound so stupid about their alcoholic faggot of a son.

 

[Maraschino]

I don't really care if Kayla did show any remorse, how am I supposed to take that seriously when the slampiece was there as well? Something just seems off about that. LOL

I take mirth in the hypothetical Null suggested that the reason he keeps bringing her around is because she's in a position of power to destroy his life and he knows it, so he has to do whatever he says. It makes him look like an awful piece of shit to everyone within the court system, and anyone outside it with the knowledge that she's his coke-using sidepiece that he has to drag along with his cuckquean wife.

The closet misogynist is in a hell of his own creation, and it could always get worse. And I'm looking forward to that shit, and I'm humble enough to admit it makes me smile that there's someone like MnPublicRecords who is hellbent on making sure he's incapable of doing anything regarding streaming without his reputation and his stupid fucking face being dragged along the gravel into the mud.

Suffah, Nick

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

>letting the court see you being retarded

>letting the Internet see you being retarded