Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%

  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 305 26.6%

  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 814 70.9%
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Cringestorian X said:
the same picture can be found on Reddit posted about 5 years ago
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It's probably not him in the picture but a lookalike. It would be funny as fuck though if Elon is or was into babyfur stuff, but I need more proof.
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I have found myself, at 2-3 points in my rather long life in some dumbass dragon onesie/snuggie thing rolling a joint. If it’s cold out and there’s skeeters, this practice is acceptable.
 
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This man is supposed to be smart

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Elon accused Maduro of rigging the election
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Maduro responded by challenging Elon to a fist fight
"Elon Musk, you are desperate. You went off the rails. Control yourself, or you will fail just like these right-wing-led all-American politicians. Elon Musk, whoever messes with me dries up. Whoever messes with Venezuela dries up, Elon Musk. You want to fight? Let’s have it, Elon Musk. I am ready. I am the son of Bolivar and Chavez. I am not afraid of you, Elon Musk. Let’s go at it, wherever you want, as we say in Caracas in the neighborhoods. If you want it, I want it, Elon Musk. Just say where."
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Elon accepted the challenge
"I accept"
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GradeAGobbleDeeGook said:
Elon accused Maduro of rigging the election
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Maduro responded by challenging Elon to a fist fight

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Elon accepted the challenge

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LOL Elon is getting in over his head. I wouldn’t get involved with South American politics but I just value my head and other body parts too much.
 
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Idk if I should crosspost this to the Grimes thread, since it involves her and her own bad decisions. But according to the troon son, Musk is withholding the three kids with Grimes('s genetic material) from Grimes illegally:
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Stolen from here (a).

The first Tweet has a screenshot of Grimes' mother essentially begging Musk to allow these children to see her dying mother (their great-grandmother) and claiming that Grimes was scheduled to have them at this time.

Part of me thinks it's punishment/fear after Grimes praised Xavier/Vivian.

Also, if I'm remembering correctly, Grimes said in an interview that basically Musk allowed her to have the female middle child created (all but the oldest were created with Grimes' eggs+Elon's sperm implanted into a surrogate; at one point there were two surrogates pregnant at once) specifically for her to raise. It also seemed initially like he was just interested in the oldest, at least for parading in front of cameras. But he has possession of all three, and the youngest two are most likely spending most of their time with nannies.
 
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beautiful person said:
Idk if I should crosspost this to the Grimes thread, since it involves her and her own bad decisions. But according to the troon son, Musk is withholding the three kids with Grimes('s genetic material) from Grimes illegally:
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Stolen from here (a).

The first Tweet has a screenshot of Grimes' mother essentially begging Musk to allow these children to see her dying mother (their great-grandmother) and claiming that Grimes was scheduled to have them at this time.

Part of me thinks it's punishment/fear after Grimes praised Xavier/Vivian.

Also, if I'm remembering correctly, Grimes said in an interview that basically Musk allowed her to have the female middle child created (all but the oldest were created with Grimes' eggs+Elon's sperm implanted into a surrogate; at one point there were two surrogates pregnant at once) specifically for her to raise. It also seemed initially like he was just interested in the oldest, at least for parading in front of cameras. But he has possession of all three, and the youngest two are most likely spending most of their time with nannies.
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Are they the kids who briefly appear in the Star Factory tour with Everyday Astronaut?
Note the obvious child wranglers in the background.
 
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mofu mofo said:
Are they the kids who briefly appear in the Star Factory tour with Everyday Astronaut?
Note the obvious child wranglers in the background.
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Those might be the Grimes kids! The older one is definitely X-boop-bop. But the younger two could also be Shivon Zilis' twins with Musk (Shivon's surrogate was pregnant at the same time as Grimes' second surrogate). I think one of the background wranglers is actually Shivon.
 
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Both accounts appear to be reinstated
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Progs4Harris has issued a quick statement:

" Huge thanks to everyone who spoke out -- we just got the account back up! Zero explanation given. Hard to know if this is just Elon functionally ruining Twitter or something more sinister. But whatever they throw at us, we're gonna keep organizing to defeat fascism in November!"

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Wednezday said:
Progs4Harris has issued a quick statement:

" Huge thanks to everyone who spoke out -- we just got the account back up! Zero explanation given. Hard to know if this is just Elon functionally ruining Twitter or something more sinister. But whatever they throw at us, we're gonna keep organizing to defeat fascism in November!"
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I'd bet mass reporting or some other kind of gay ops.
 
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