Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Clamater]

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So apparently urine tests are bad for alcohol testing because people have an autobrewery function in their gut. Nick testing positive for alcohol on his UA submitted to the court is not an issue...

Hoe wrong we were...

This actually makes a lot of sense. Nick, the father of five children, who at this very second has custody of zero children, is actually oxygen deprived. So much so that his body is currently fermenting and throwing off any and all testing. He has an obvious case of brain death. It's not alcohol-induced brain damage at all, just oxygen deprivation. Maybe his cracked out eight-year-old was trying to smother him in his sleep to get her greedy hands on more drugs. Or probably it's just from being such a faggot choking nonstop on cocks.

 

[ChromaQuack]

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So apparently urine tests are bad for alcohol testing because people have an autobrewery function in their gut. Nick testing positive for alcohol on his UA submitted to the court is not an issue...

Hoe wrong we were...

Called it, I knew he was sticking yeast up his arse to give himself auto brewery syndrome.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

August 21st can’t come soon enough. I imagine Rekieta will be giving Null a flurry of shower texts to set the stage for how the Farms should expect the trial to go

 

[Kosher Dill]

Called it, I knew he was sticking yeast up his arse to give himself auto brewery syndrome.

That's nothing, at trial it'll come out that he's got a whole field of opium poppies growing up there. If only he could tell you before then.

 

[Null]

@Null have you even responded to any of Nick’s messages? Or has it all been one way traffic since the shower texts conversation?

We had a really hostile back and forth this time.

 

[WEEKEND]

We had a really hostile back and forth this time.

Well, what did he say?

edit. never mind, just read your post

 

[Rotollo 2]

We had a really hostile back and forth this time.

why did balldo talk shit if he's afraid of the dms getting released and had you summerize it instead? is he stupid?
he knows that if he said anything relevant they will just get it in discovery anyway.

 

[Telemeter]

Did he at least wish you made a million dollars or is he holding out on you?

 

[Kimchi4breakfast]

Called it, I knew he was sticking yeast up his arse to give himself auto brewery syndrome.

Yeasty things, likely. On purpose? Nope.

 

[AnOminous]

So apparently urine tests are bad for alcohol testing because people have an autobrewery function in their gut. Nick testing positive for alcohol on his UA submitted to the court is not an issue...

Hoe wrong we were...

MOM I WAS TRYING TO DELETE THE VIRUS BUT MY PANTS FELL DOWN!

We had a really hostile back and forth this time.

What a cocksucking faggot. Can't do it in public like a man.

Seethe, Balldo, seethe!

So much so that his body is currently fermenting and throwing off any and all testing.

I'm glad we have Balldo here to educate us on how literally every forensic test used in every case ever is totally wrong all the time.

 

[Null]

why did balldo talk shit if he's afraid of the dms getting released and had you summerize it instead? is he stupid?
he knows that if he said anything relevant they will just get it in discovery anyway.

dunno, he also does this thing where he concludes a monologue with "peace" as if to imply he's done talking to me, and then responds anyways.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

dunno, he also does this thing where he concludes a monologue with "peace" as if to imply he's done talking to me, and then responds anyways.

The part of his brain that runs his self control is desperately trying to convince the rest of him he needs to end the conversation, but he physically can't.

Chemically castrating his inhibitions is going to be the death of him.

 

[Train Operator]

dunno, he also does this thing where he concludes a monologue with "peace" as if to imply he's done talking to me, and then responds anyways.

that's such passive aggressive fag shit. lol

Sir Rekieta would like to inform everyone that they are retarded and that the children will be returned (though I think almost immediately into the thread, people with hands on experience working for state CPS have said that children almost always are returned the homes barring extraordinary abuse cases, because a household must be a true horror show to be worse than 'the system',

i mean if he's turning his 8 year old into a coke junky that's pretty horrific and If that's true I'll say it, he shouldn't have custody of his kids.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Nick is WAY worse than Ron Toye ever was.

It must burn him to be such a loser.

 

[Warm Lasagna]

dunno, he also does this thing where he concludes a monologue with "peace" as if to imply he's done talking to me, and then responds anyways.

I’m reminded of what KingCobra’s ex, Jessica, would do during their arguments when she’d just end with “Ok? Thank you.” And then continue with her schitzophrenic rants and screeching.

Probably no connection but still telling nonetheless.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

he also does this thing where he concludes a monologue with "peace" as if to imply he's done talking to me, and then responds anyways.

Nick's "peace" thing feels like a cope that worked once in high school and he's never let go of it since. It's not like saying that at the end of an unhinged rant (or stream) makes what you did less terrible. But Nick seems like the kind of a guy who would totally believe in the "hole in the sheet" loophole.

It's clear Nick's other great addiction is dopamine. That's the reason he insists on continuing to stream- he needs that hit, it only he wasn't so lazy he'd be getting it even more! Good, bad, whatever, not getting to broadcast himself to get that parasocial loop is keeping him flaccid. He can't give up the dopamine any more than he has given up the booze (or likely the coke).

It's really bizarre the shower calls/texts are continuing, but I guess if he can't stream (for fear of another document drop), he has to impotently rage in DMs.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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So apparently urine tests are bad for alcohol testing because people have an autobrewery function in their gut. Nick testing positive for alcohol on his UA submitted to the court is not an issue...

Hoe wrong we were...

Odd. I've never pissed hot for booze. I must be a freak of nature.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

is he stupid?

drugs make your brain nice and smooth. I think he has permanent damage to his inhibitions and long term thinking skills.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Nick is WAY worse than Ron Toye ever was.

It must burn him to be such a loser.

I wonder if Nick ever brought Aaron or Drex a snack tray while they were fucking his wife?

 

[Stupor Mario]

dunno, he also does this thing where he concludes a monologue with "peace" as if to imply he's done talking to me, and then responds anyways.

Sounds about right for a guy like Nick. Always has to feel like he is the master of the narrative.

I'm guessing he also has to get the last word into the conversation?