Diseased Rowling Derangement Syndrome - "TERF/Woke Author Bad!!1"

Troon thinks that Rowling's house is infested with mould.

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I mean, sure, if you fancy reading seven paragraphs about what colour their shields were.
You can always tell someone hasn’t even glanced at the words in TLotR, because they assume the book could only be as long as it is through superfluous detail.

Tolkien isn't the best prose writer, but he's one of the best world builders. He added a lot of autistic details because he's a history and mythology nerd, and the legendarium is intended to be a modern mythos. Historical documents and the myths have a lot of autistic details.
Tolkien’s prose was very tight, almost textbook. The worst you could say is it starts to gain shades of purple towards the climax, but that was the point as each character achieves nigh mythological feats, and it snaps back to the normal novel style during the Scouring of the Shire.
World building alone cannot carry a novel, or any media really, and in fact is the least important aspect. It doesn’t matter how autistically designed your setting is, if your audience doesn’t care about the people in it and they don’t care about what happens to said people: you wrote a boring story. TLotR persists because Tolkien’s prose prioritizes 1) informing characters, 2) informing plot, before finally 3) informing world building. Tolkien even obfuscates aspects of his worldbuilding in service to developing the relationship between the reader and his characters, such as giving the hobbits names that would garner a colloquial response from an English reader, rather than the names they would actually have had. There’s a reason why the majority of world building is tacked on as an appendix after the novel itself has ended. To say it was not Tolkien’s prose that makes the books so well regarded is a disingenuous concession to someone who wouldn’t even give said prose a chance.
Generally, the modern focus on world building (or “lore”) as a quick way to find success in your writing completely misses what makes media interesting. A user in the Why are Zoomers obsessed with “Lore” described it as a response to lacking personal or theological history. I would add that modern writers, young and old but especially young, have been so socially stunted combined with the zeitgeist of the last twenty years to discard tropes* (which should be foundational to your story) are also contributory to world building’s new pedestal. If your story doesn’t have interesting characters or plot, then all the world building in the world will do nothing. Plot can even be sacrificed in service of your characters sometimes.
Hell, even Rowling, as sophomoric as her writing is, built her fortune by focusing on those first two aspects before considering the third.

tl;dr Tolkien had great prose and would not be as well regarded if he hadn’t.

*Tropes as a tool are a lot like brush strokes on a painting: whether or not you should notice them should depend entirely on your intended market and style. But to do away with them entirely leaves you with nothing.
 
Troon thinks that Rowling's house is infested with mould.

Occam's Razor, is the world's richest author a character from Roald Dahls The Twits, and nobody else in her household (remember, at least one of her daughters still lives with her, and she's married, to a doctor, no less) raised the issue of black mould, or said rich author made a poor decision regarding wallpaper, or at least picked a pattern that doesn't look great on a webcam? No, can't be, she must just be cartoonishly slovenly.
 
How are trannies so consistently unfunny? They're all just parroting moldy moldy mold, they're the kinda dudes to say chuddy, they spam nonsense egg memes. The only thing that's womanly about them is how egregiously unfunny they are.
 
These bread tube dudes are so tedious and tarded. A woman is such an elusive creature that can’t be defined, yet somehow the species has managed for countless years to propagate with literal retards just guessing correctly the first time they slip dick first into someone. They sure seem to know what a woman is when they’re seething over one. Troon goon caves are a trope for a reason and I’m loving the direction of this season’s ironic twist on things. Man with piss jar scolds billionaire for “mold,” promises his mother he’ll shower tomorrow. More at 11.
 
Occam's Razor, is the world's richest author a character from Roald Dahls The Twits, and nobody else in her household (remember, at least one of her daughters still lives with her, and she's married, to a doctor, no less) raised the issue of black mould, or said rich author made a poor decision regarding wallpaper, or at least picked a pattern that doesn't look great on a webcam? No, can't be, she must just be cartoonishly slovenly.
Especially as most Troons are fucking neckbeards who live in clat.
 
Troon thinks that Rowling's house is infested with mould.

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I actually can't believe this is what they are going with, it's obviously just a wallpaper decoration with things like trees and such, I'm pretty sure its not actually possible for this to be mold in those patterns and so black without the house having been an abandoned crackhouse for upwards of 40 years? Like this pic makes it really obvious its just a wallpaper decoration, looking a bit like some kind of Chinese landscape.

For one, mold doesn't normally appear so dark on a flat surface like that, they're usually concentrated in corners, especially high up where there may be leaking water. It actually blows me away that this has become the talking point, oh my god troons are so fucking stupid, do they actually think this is what Black Mold looks like and that Rowling lives in what's essentially a condemned home that has a Thames river worth of water running through it and it got this bad in only two years without her doing anything and just embracing the lung disease?
 
How are trannies so consistently unfunny? They're all just parroting moldy moldy mold, they're the kinda dudes to say chuddy, they spam nonsense egg memes. The only thing that's womanly about them is how egregiously unfunny they are.

I think it's a combination of things, but I suspect the primary reason is because they're nerds.

I've touched on this before in the OneyPlays thread, but nerdy men are some of the most unfunny people on the planet.

Being funny also requires a sense of self-awareness, which is a quality no tranny possesses, because if they did they'd realise how risible the way they present themselves to the world is.

And of course, porn addiction, which reduces grey matter in the brain and, again, reduces one's ability to determine what is 'normal' and socially acceptable, which is why a lot of 'trans humour' is creepily sexual in nature.
 
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think it's a combination of things, but I suspect the primary reason is because they're nerds.

This obviously, but I think another factor is that they are so rarely in other people’s houses that they lack a frame of reference.

Either they don’t know what mold looks like, thanks to being coddled and still living at home with mum and possibly dad who actually maintain the house despite their adult son/fake daughter.
Or they have only seen the insides of squats and badly maintained houses as the only people they visit are drug dealers low down the chain, or other nerds who have moved out but are in-equipped when it comes to house maintenance.

Therefore they assume that most people who don’t live with their mum and dad must have moldy walls, due to their limited frame of reference.
 
Therefore they assume that most people who don’t live with their mum and dad must have moldy walls, due to their limited frame of reference.
Any True and Honest troon keeps her walls obscured to ceiling height with violently torn Amazon boxes and piles of unlaundered maid cosplays. The small feminine touches that Joanne the closeted trans man will never achieve.
 
It actually blows me away that this has become the talking point, oh my god troons are so fucking stupid, do they actually think this is what Black Mold looks like and that Rowling lives in what's essentially a condemned home that has a Thames river worth of water running through it and it got this bad in only two years without her doing anything and just embracing the lung disease?
It doesn't matter. JKR is evil in their eyes and evil people only live in matching evil-themed lairs. Troons think like bullies, they'll attack at any angle like how school bullies make fun of kids' names, haircut, clothes, etc even when there's nothing wrong.
 
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