Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Dutch Courage]

So are we gonna see Salah's tiny, mutilated dick or not? If it lives up to the hype, it kinda renders the "handsomest man" moniker somewhat moot...

 

[Goatchoker]

I miss the mass “fuck off peetz” in chat.

I really don’t want to see salahs dick but I will click the spoiler because I’m a heathen. And I want to laugh.

Please dont exist.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I miss the mass “fuck off peetz” in chat.

I really don’t want to see salahs dick but I will click the spoiler because I’m a heathen. And I want to laugh.

Please dont exist.

Even if I decide that there is no way that I will look at Salah's crank someone will inevitably trick me into seeing it.

You're just cutting out the middle man.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Salah’s duck being somehow deformed was completely news to me. I generally never click on spoilered nudes, (too old for that shit), but that’s one I’d open in a heartbeat

 

[Why am I doing this?]

Are we sure Chantal is not dead and actually broadcasting from Hell?

The fact that Chantal is still on Earth is proof that Hell has standards.

 

[Random Internet Person]

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Hey Scatman:
“How much your dick usually deformed? Bitch.”

 

[-Jack-]

Breezy is too much of a pussy to post it, Kaibella wont-no one will. Breezy was most likely drinking again and wanted attention and to try make Chantal rage.

Do I want to see it, yes I do. Why? Because it’s like watching a surgery video, you put your hands over your face but then slowly remove one finger to see-morbid curiosity.

Spoiler: Autistic curiosity on “deformed dick” (Text)

Deformed dick? I imagine a very poorly executed (pun intended) circumcision by dodgy medicine men, in sand huts within Syria. Possibly a deformed chode.

 

[brooky]

Releasing any kind of photo would be a great way to trick Chantal into angrily drawing a picture of his dick. You know, to prove the photo is fake.

The drawing will end up being police-sketch accurate and far more embarrassing than the fake photo.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Possibly a deformed chode, and since he’s as hairy as a gorilla it’s unlikely you’re able to find it.

Except remember, in the censored pics we did see, he'd shaved off his pubes.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Releasing any kind of photo would be a great way to trick Chantal into angrily drawing a picture of his dick. You know, to prove the photo is fake.

It worked for the male gunt. His original 4chan trolls propagated the rumour that he had a micropenii and uploaded supposed "leaks" of it. This bothers Ralph to this day almost a decade later, so much so in fact that he released revenge porn of him having sex with highschool girl live on stream. Ironically it confirmed he does have a very small (and for some reason slimey) penis.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Releasing any kind of photo would be a great way to trick Chantal into angrily drawing a picture of his dick. You know, to prove the photo is fake.

The drawing will end up being police-sketch accurate and far more embarrassing than the fake photo.

Whatever it is, we're due for another rage.

 

[catbyte]

Sansa Cooks just did an update on the macros for Cutie's "24 Hour Claiming to Eat Better" (binge) to include her "dinner" at 2:30 a.m. and it's really something, lol. Here goes: 6,786 calories, 361 g fat, 11,673 mg sodium (!), 659 g carbs, 193 g sugar, 230 g protein. That Omad really seems to be working for her, lol. She calls sleeping from 4:00 p.m. to midnight "a nap." She must think that every time she wakes up it's a new day. Wow. Any bets on when the next ER breeze will happen?

ETA: New delusional Community Tab. His filtered hairline and her overly-photoshopped chin are hilarious, as is her assertion that Scatbot will never, ever do that again. But that fucking eyebrow...

Text:

What doesn't break you, makes you stronger than ever. This is so true. Sometimes a setback in a relationship can be its biggest blessing.

View attachment 6276158

 

[I-am-the-skinny-legend]

Breezy is too much of a pussy to post it, Kaibella wont-no one will. Breezy was most likely drinking again and wanted attention and to try make Chantal rage.

Do I want to see it, yes I do. Why? Because it’s like watching a surgery video, you put your hands over your face but then slowly remove one finger to see-morbid curiosity.

Spoiler: Autistic curiosity on “deformed dick” (Text)

Deformed dick? I imagine a very poorly executed (pun intended) circumcision by dodgy medicine men, in sand huts within Syria. Possibly a deformed chode.

https://youtu.be/XSB-fZ2cIlw?si=191mVYAJFHCamfJm

Timestamp 7:40
Remember when Chantal had sex with the dude she said had a small dick? Then went on a rant about how she needs a big fat dick by necessity because a small dick can’t even penetrate her. So for those who claim she never gets her Karma…. Not only does Salad NOT want to fuck her, Salad CAN’T fuck her and she’s most likely been giving the most uncomfortable, tight lipped, guppy mouthed blowjobs to his little gummy worm for 2 yrs.

 

[Potato Burrito]

I miss the mass “fuck off peetz” in chat.

I really don’t want to see salahs dick but I will click the spoiler because I’m a heathen. And I want to laugh.

Please dont exist.

I'm a regular on the SRS thread, surely it can't be worse than Lamprey Dick or any of the dozens of other pale, necrotic flesh tubes plastered all over that cursed corner of the Farms.

I can be honest and say I want to see it. You know that shit is going to be comically small and ugly. I could use the laugh.

Plus, it's funny that if it gets posted online, this could be the first time Gunt gets to lay eyes on her handsomest husband's weiner. Lmao

 

[Stop Gap]

The drawing will end up being police-sketch accurate and far more embarrassing than the fake photo.

It will be identical to her drawing of Nader, and disturbingly accurate to both Salah's dick and Nader's face.

 

[Schmooo]

Ya know, as Chins inches closer to meeting the Grim Reaper, I started thinking about what her family would put in her obit. They would have to make up redeeming qualities, because I can't think of a single one. Loving daughter and wife?

The ONLY good thing I have EVER thought about Gunt is she has a wicked good ability to do caricatures of people that are DEAD FUCKING ON POINT. However, I’m uncertain how one would integrate “drawing caricatures of her haydurs” into an obituary.

I still have the whole collection in my “GUNT” album on my phone. If I can find my original post with the drawings compared to actual photos, I’ll come back and edit in the link.

@Stop Gap

 

[Windy Moors]

The voice changer on Piggy's video is such an improvement, that overwhelming urge to turn it off is lessened significantly. I'm guessing there will be a another threat of reporting people for revenge porn, that doesn't actually happen, again. Scatman's dick is probably smaller than Nader's inbred Egyptian nose.

@Random Internet Person
Found a babushka that looks like Chinny.

Spoiler

Except she looks like a lovely lady and her cooking wouldn't make you violently ill.


This babushka has stolen my heart, look how happy she is!

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

New community tab post:



Text: "What doesn't break you, makes you stronger than ever. This is so true. Sometimes a setback in a relationship can be its biggest blessing."

 

[Botchy Galoop]

New community tab post:

Big Back is internally raging that Salah's teeny weeny pic is supposedly making the rounds in various discords and DM's.
And did Poopboy give Fatso a necklace? (purchased with her own money)
What in filtered hell is she wearing?

Let the raging begin!!
eta. that thumb is giving Downs.