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I think the most important thing we got out of the new Gumroad was an updated photo of Josh.
Wide Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose.
Wide Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose.
"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions
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What really confuses me is why someone would buy a dog like this. I (somehow) understand the weird logic of the dog cum slingers. Sling dat cum>get dat cheddah>Live the dog cum slinging lifestyle, nigga.
To buy this thing as a companion for $10,000 only to have it keel over in a year is really confusing to me. If you want a pit bull you can just go find one, tons of those baby eaters sitting in shelters right now. You could also just adopt a nice mutt from a shelter like a normal person. The only way I could see someone taking this in is if a failed cum-slinger dropped it off at a shelter and someone nice decided to take it in because it's absolutely fucked otherwise.
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oh you meant the call-in segment, that was hilariously fun, though if it became somewhat permanent he'd have to install so many safeguards because LFJ would definitely try to fuck with it.
but unpredicted one-off? kino
Isn't it obvious? It's an multi-level-marketing/ponzi scheme sort of thing. "Buy this niggerdog for $10k and sell its sperm for $100k because people will pay for it to be able to sell its sperm for $100k."
https://old.reddit.com/r/antiMLM/ has more if you want to dig into it
PROTIP: there's a lot of money in taking scams for fat white women and converting them into scams for dumb ass niggers
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Much regret that I was on a work call while watching that last segment a few months ago, I wanted to call-in so badly and do voices & personas.
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Suffer bongs
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Death is a minor obstacle for Bully World enthusiasts:
the cycle of Life and Death has been SMASHED & SLAMMED long ago
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If he had that already overbred/recessive gene laden dog cloned once already then no wonder it died inside a year.
The whole point of sex is you have two copies of the genes forming the offspring, reducing the chances of passing damaged or defective genes. If you have oxidative DNA damage (from aging) so does your clone. When you clone your 8 year old dog (or w/e I don't know the whole story here) the puppy is born with the fucked up DNA of an 8 year old dog and is subject to all sorts of geriatric genetic diseases.
Everyone was awake when the hype of cloning Dolly the sheep hit the press and then they all fell asleep before Dolly died, revealing the truth of what goes on when you play god as such:
Also what a terrible thing to do to a dog... twice! I actually want to know more about pet cloning now. Do they even tell you how fucked up what you are doing to the clone is? What does the waver look like? Will they just clone a 14 year old dog? I imagine an actual breeder with a temperate IQ would be able to make good, responsible use out of this technology to duplicate/preserve lineages, without being a cruel retard... but like do they just take 10k checks and hand you tard dogs one after another like it's that fucking Michael Keaton movie? Are there no controls? Or Did this guy commit fraud to get around them? Do they not have a policy in place to prevent REDRUM THE RE-RUMMINING from becoming a PR nightmare?!
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1) The guy saying he cloned his dog isn’t because he cloned his dog, it was just so inbred and his middle school-dropout education meant he has no idea how genetics work.
2) Eight years for these poor creatures is really optimistic.
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There's this feature that exists on some YouTube systems that lets you select a message to feature them on screen. Any thoughts on how this should look? Is this fine? I was going to make it blingier but just this looks pretty concrete as part of the set.
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I like it, but the placement should move when the hamster is up. Maybe center top?
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Top right and have chat below it
i think this is how it works in youtube and twitch as well. it's like pinning a message at the top.
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it ain't blinged enuff, bling it harder
Also I am the target buyer so my vote counts extra
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Clean and simple is good, the motion of it coming up alone will get people's attention. A little padding inside the box would be nice for legibility. See if you can find a static offset that is clean for both the ham and no ham.
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"Just four more months bro."
(Eight months later)
"Sorry the guy I was depending on went crazy."
Why does everyone who tries to help the forum end up losing their mind?
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I’m drunk and it has probably already been answered so give me the puzzle pieces I deserve; but what’s your pizza of choice, Jersh? This all meat is taking the cake for me.
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I remember dolly being cloned and thinking it would eventually move on to pets etc... and being so excited at the thought of my childhood pet I almost couldn't live without being able to be cloned. So I wouldn't have to.
The thought of the end result of pet cloning being used as a karmic retribution for the child maulings meant to deprive massively inbred animals of the fair release of death is nearly too funny to imagine.