Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 103 25.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 73 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 163 40.0%

  • Total voters
    407
People only know about it because it was on an episode of House.
I'm pretty sure there's also an episode of House where a woman is severely allergic to her husband's cum. Or maybe it was General Hospital or something.

Regardless it does not appear that the Rackets household has this problem, unfortunately.
 
I still chuckle to myself when I remember Nick thanking Null for closing his thread, not realising it was temporary. I pictured him punching his head like a spastic after it reopened and the information about his daughter was released.
He closed it so that MORE people would see it in the other thread.

And, yes, it was funny. He probably thought he still had his old powers of persuasion over the Farms. Lol, nope.

If Andrew saying Nick reads the thread wasn't good enough proof (wouldn't blame anyone for feeling that way), Nick thanking Josh almost immediately after temporarily locking the thread should be.
Or the other shower calls he seems to make to Null each time MPR drops something.
 
I still chuckle to myself when I remember Nick thanking Null for closing his thread, not realising it was temporary. I pictured him punching his head like a spastic after it reopened and the information about his daughter was released.
If Andrew saying Nick reads the thread wasn't good enough proof (wouldn't blame anyone for feeling that way), Nick thanking Josh almost immediately after temporarily locking the thread should be.
He probably thought he still had his old powers of persuasion over the Farms. Lol, nope.
Kinda weird and funny how someone who doesn't read his thread somehow manages to know exactly when major developments and information dumps occur in said thread. Are y'all saying the big nose cuckold hallway ghoul was lying? On the Internet?

Does Null have a timeline between when major things happened in the thread vs. when Nick actually messaged him (e.g. closing the thread and being thanked for closing the thread)? I think it'd be interesting to know.
 
People only know about it because it was on an episode of House.
No, some asshole managed to prove it in traffic court yesterday. Got his DWI dismissed, but lost his license. There's a link somewhere.
Oh, it was probably just Lupus!

But seriously, I think we're well beyond Nick's drinking problem anyways. If the idiots in Nick's Discord are grasping at Autobrewery Syndrome, to explain a piss test, after their faggot false God caught with 26 grams of cocaine, well... talk about missing the forrest for the trees.

Somehow Autobrewery Syndrome isn't even close to the dumbest cope that's come out of the Rekieta cult.

Does Null have a timeline between when major things happened in the thread vs. when Nick actually messaged him (e.g. closing the thread and being thanked for closing the thread)? I think it'd be interesting to know.
It strikes me that nowadays they seem to come shortly after MPR's dumps. It happened after the first release concerning the 9yo. It happened again after another one they dumped (I forget what that one was about specifically, but it was more felting), and then obviously it happened again after this latest one.

"You are all retarded loli lovers! Let me explain to you what the official documents you just read REALLY mean."

Okay Nick. Sure.
 
'You are all retarded loli lovers! Let me explain to you what the official documents you just read REALLY mean."

Okay Nick. Sure.
I know the first thing I do when a major bombshell about my life drops is file a report with people whose opinions mean nothing to me.
 
No, some asshole managed to prove it in traffic court yesterday. Got his DWI dismissed, but lost his license. There's a link somewhere.
They're not likely to take something like that just on faith so he had to have proven it somehow. The outcome makes sense. Maybe he didn't commit the crime of DWI (no mens rea for it if he did not intentionally drive intoxicated), but if he's going to be drunk all the time, whether or not it's his fault, he shouldn't be on the road until that's fixed, sort of like an epileptic loses his license unless he can prove the condition is under control.
Oh, it was probably just Lupus!
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I actually heard of this shit before that House episode because some drunk I knew claimed to have it. Much like Nick, he was just a drunk and didn't have it. He just drank like a fish all day long and why would he need to do that, like Nick, if he had a condition that is basically free booze 24/7?
 
"You are all retarded loli lovers! Let me explain to you what the official documents you just read REALLY mean."
Those with loli pfps here are cooler than Nick will ever be.

Nick the scorned ex girlfriend cannot let the site go.
 
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dunno, he also does this thing where he concludes a monologue with "peace" as if to imply he's done talking to me, and then responds anyways.
Essence of rekieta monolgue:
"You ignorant fool war war war war war war You don't understand people war war war war war war you don't understand the law war war war war war war war war I never say anything bad about anyone and wish them a million dollars war war war war war war war. Peace."
 
Essence of rekieta monolgue:
"You ignorant fool war war war war war war You don't understand people war war war war war war you don't understand the law war war war war war war war war I never say anything bad about anyone and wish them a million dollars war war war war war war war. Peace."
About the most WEIRD and FUNNAY thing about dipshit pathological liars like Nickhole is when they tard rage that you're somehow stupid for seeing through their absolute bullshit lies.
 
It's probably still an unpopular opinion given "Weebwars inertia," but I will repeat that I honestly don't think there is good evidence Ron is a literal cuck.

I know he made that stupid "I'd rather be a cuck for Monica than be without her" line when Nick started in on that shit, but I attribute that to him being an idiot and not fully understanding what a cuck is. Ron is a dope.

Now Mr. Hedonism II over there, on the other hand...

Leaving aside the oft repeated jokes about black bulls running a train on his wife, at a minimum I believe Aaron fucked Kayla. Nick let another man fuck his wife. It's so funny and weird!

(Note that I still think Ron is a very lame person for other reasons).

Ron was a weaselly marmot masquerading as a man. The details of his life were just top comedy as they broke. The 'cuck' was a meme that was the cherry on the sundae of everything else he did.

A control freak abuser beating people with a LITERAL remote control? A publisher would say that is too heavy-handed symbolism.

And anybody that believes that is an idiot.

When you aren't wrong, you only seek reasons that others are incorrect...
 
No, some asshole managed to prove it in traffic court yesterday. Got his DWI dismissed, but lost his license. There's a link somewhere.
Some canadian lady had it. So rare doctors didn't believe her and thought she was sneaking alcohol because she was hammered drunk. Basically took isolation and her history of never drinking to confirm. Nick's drunkenness is captured on video.


edit: here is story on rare canadian lady. https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/03/health/auto-brewery-syndrome-wellness/index.html

It would be just like Nick to try this and not realize that being hammered drunk regardless of reason disqualifies him as caregiver. There's no crime being drunk but having a known medical condition doesn't mean he gets to put others at risk. If he had it, revoke his drivers license and restrict his access to children. no brainer.
 
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Some canadian lady had it. So rare doctors didn't believe her and thought she was sneaking alcohol because she was hammered drunk. Basically took isolation and her history of never drinking to confirm. Nick's drunkenness is captured on video.


edit: here is story on rare canadian lady. https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/03/health/auto-brewery-syndrome-wellness/index.html

It would be just like Nick to try this and not realize that being hammered drunk regardless of reason disqualifies him as caregiver. There's no crime being drunk but having a known medical condition doesn't mean he gets to put others at risk. If he had it, revoke his drivers license and restrict his access to children. no brainer.
Thanks for that link. My recollection was obviously shit because once again I'm fucking retarded.
 
Kinda weird and funny how someone who doesn't read his thread somehow manages to know exactly when major developments and information dumps occur in said thread. Are y'all saying the big nose cuckold hallway ghoul was lying? On the Internet?
He uses the typical "people send me things" cope to pretend he's not keeping tabs on everything that's said about him online. Which is possible but it's also what every lolcow says.
 
dunno, he also does this thing where he concludes a monologue with "peace" as if to imply he's done talking to me, and then responds anyways.
Lol. What a fucking lunatic.
Odd. I've never pissed hot for booze. I must be a freak of nature.
That makes two of us! How FUNNY and WEIRD!
Somehow Autobrewery Syndrome isn't even close to the dumbest cope that's come out of the Rekieta cult.
They are at cope levels I honestly didn’t think were possible. I don’t even think Redditors of capable of it.
Ron was a weaselly marmot masquerading as a man.
Credit where credit is due: he signed up here and talked shit to Kiwi Farmers. Not only that, he also won at the end of the day. He’s a faggot, but he dabbed on the haters and rode off into the sunset.

Nick would never dream of such a thing (winning or posting here). He will continue to hide behind his shower texts to Null and prevent us from laughing at his bodycam footage.
 
But the state can still give it to Null for the previously agreed upon fee?
Let's get real. The body cam footage is probably not getting released until Nick takes it to trial.

In the email from a month ago which was made public, it sounded as if they were imminently going to send off the footage. If they're stonewalling now, the inference is that something changed in the meantime.

My guess is that Rekieta or his counsel contacted the county to scuttle the release of the footage. It seems kind of obvious from the available tea leaves that that's what happened.

Nick's comments about the release of the footage along the lines of it's up to the county whether they follow the law was very similar to his line that it was up to the state whether to pursue Aaron for sending Geno pictures of Kayla, when it later came out through Keanu that the Rekietas had in fact reported Aaron.
 
Thanks for that link. My recollection was obviously shit because once again I'm fucking retarded.
Oh I bet your story happened too. I'd love to be a judge where a simple DUI driver facing a 90 day license suspension except for work and groceries came in with his "autofermentation" defense.

"Okay, I find you Not Guilty of DUI - but your license is now permanently revoked with no exceptions for work, school, medical appts or groceries."

If I were a judge, I'd take his word for it if this was 1st offense w/ no accident or injury. Basically permanently revoking his license without any exceptions. There would be no fine but it would be much more satisfying. If he was lying, punishment is worse than if he told the truth, and if he was telling the truth his record remains clean and the revocation is needed. It's win/win
 
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