Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Cactuar King]

Came across something funny while looking for the L. Ron Hubbard picture (probably posted before at some point, but whatever).

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I'm sure the "college kids" (?) targeted him because of his nice car and not because he was, in fact, a dick even back in 2015.

Escalation:

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Patrick puts on his Sherlock hat and figures this may have been vandalism. I don't know why he keeps saying it's "kids". Really could be anyone who's had the pleasure of interacting with Patrick.

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I would love to know the story behind the vandalism. You just know he child-ed the wrong person.

 

[Divine right to rule]

I would love to know the story behind the vandalism. You just know he child-ed the wrong person.

Very possible, but isn't Milwaukee a crime-infested shithole with dozens of murders every week?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

If fats drives anything like he posts or writes or lives than I’m surprised he hasn’t been bodybagged yet.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Meme Mike is on the case, I wonder if Pat will squeal about it. I really love the implication that they keep Pat in the loop like he’s an exasperated boss. “Sorry to bother you sir, we know you’re terribly busy. Head on a swivel, the terrorists are at it again but we know you’re a good boy who dindu nuffin, carry on. Oh and do tell social media we reached out to inform you and clear your name.” Nice fantasy wishlist tweeting, stupid.

 

[Cactuar King]

Very possible, but isn't Milwaukee a crime-infested shithole with dozens of murders every week?

True, but someone writing "DICK" on his car makes me think he was his typical, abrasive self to someone who retaliated and this wasn't just a random thing. I'd say he faked it, but the vandal didn't write in dry-erase marker, so...
I could be wrong, I could be wrong.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I’ve always wondered if fats would stoop to a little insurance fraud. Seems a small step for someone who would grind kids into pepperoni and kill Black trump supporters.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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Meme Mike is on the case, I wonder if Pat will squeal about it. I really love the implication that they keep Pat in the loop like he’s an exasperated boss. “Sorry to bother you sir, we know you’re terribly busy. Head on a swivel, the terrorists are at it again but we know you’re a good boy who dindu nuffin, carry on. Oh and do tell social media we reached out to inform you and clear your name.” Nice fantasy wishlist tweeting, stupid.

Please let there be an actual local journo looking into this and tell people he's lying as that's a rather major one to do. We've been good boys and girls here on the Farms. Only people blaming us for shit is the idiots over on that emulation site. We deserve a pressie. We're even getting mention with the new Trans Lifeline controversy with that one woman from Kotaku since the site broke the story about Greta years back.

 

[Something Awful]

"All of them, everywhere"? Feels like he's losing it...






So desperate to go viral with whatever dumb political meme is trending on Twitter, but always misses the train. Takes too long to come up with these bangers.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

If Pat locked his social media and stopped responding to every tweet for a year, does anyone think that those pesky Redditors would stop fucking with him or is he past the point of no return?

He wouldn't even need to stop completely posting. He can make posts that don't get responses on Xtwitter or get clipped and commented on ONA or even here.

He wants online fights and he's stuck his dick in oh so many hornets nests the online fights have followed him offline.

But his NAME is tied to buffoonery and if one wants to telegraph how unserious a statement is just claim the person making the statement is Patrick Tomlinson. To break that linkage would take years of good works or just DFE and go away.

At this stage Patrick can be made to dance by pests contacting him claiming to be from police department [location] and he'd believe 'em if Patrick isn't just saying cops are calling him about crimes done in his name.

I'm sure the "college kids" (?) targeted him because of his nice car and not because he was, in fact, a dick even back in 2015.

I don’t think he faked that attack on his rustang though, that looked consistent with a disgruntled person smashing a window.

I would love to know the story behind the vandalism. You just know he child-ed the wrong person.

Patrick left something in Susan someone thought was valuable and did a smash and grab. Not everything HAS to be about Patrick being a prick to others even if that is the more likely reason.

 

[An automatic clown]

Paging @Judge Holden we have another entry for the Tomlinson Dictionary
"tonfurther"


For context:

I really do love the way Leslie twists his piggy tits daily. It's glorious.

 

[Something Awful]

Patrick left something in Susan someone thought was valuable and did a smash and grab. Not everything HAS to be about Patrick being a prick to others even if that is the more likely reason.

Rick specifically said he never leaves anything in the car, plus someone shot the side mirror with a BB gun.





Knowingly interacting with stalker accounts is basically Rick's full-time job at this point, lmao.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

To everyone talking about the would-be of him going DFE, an impossibility because he's too narcissistic and wants to be known as a firebrand, I remind you that I believe OnA did their own No Pork November or some other month like how Ralph followers stopped for a month. I think this was still before he limited replies so patposting was even more plentiful. Fatrick continued picking fights with people on mundane topics, more than usual, because the pests really are part of his daily routine and without them he had to find someone else to bother.

Even without the pests posting police reports and highschool GPAs in replies patposters would be produced.

 

[An automatic clown]

OK, this is getting my Pat autism going, but I just love the name Robert Prongay Jr and it always gets a little giggle from me.

In his incredible tweet thread, Pat declared that Boomia is Robert Prongay Jr who was a real person and whose father worked an ice cream van, was known as Mr Softee and killed someone called Kuklinski. He also fatly declared him to be successful TV actor Adam Mucci.

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When, where and why did Robert Prongay Jr become Robert J Prongay? Is he just that stupid (and fat) that he forgot the name of the leading character in his own drama that has been dominating his life for years? Is Pat aware that Boomia regularly appears on Dan Mullen's podcast?


Edit: Boomia is saying that he is going to Milwaukee

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This is unprecedented levels of stupidity. His reason for believing Boomia is RP Jr is because
.. Boomia said so

I genuinely am finding it harder and harder to believe Pat is real anymore. This is like when he thought some cop named Canyon Boykin owned the forums and he xeeted #canyonfacts. Unprecedented levels of stupidity in the Patverse

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I thought we were Russian assets. It's getting really hard to follow this plot at times.

No, sorry, I am only a Russian asset when I post in the SMO thread. On this thread I am CIA asset.

 

[Meriasek]

This is unprecedented levels of stupidity. His reason for believing Boomia is RP Jr is because
.. Boomia said so
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I genuinely am finding it harder and harder to believe Pat is real anymore. This is like when he thought some cop named Canyon Boykin owned the forums and he xeeted #canyonfacts. Unprecedented levels of stupidity in the Patverse

It reminds me of the German lolcow Drachenlord.
Both are incredibly fat and stupid, and both refused to ever back down from their very dedicated troll community.
Drachenlord, however, is quite literally mentally challenged, and a decade of merciless hounding by the trolls absolutely ruined his life. Patirck, being more on the lower end of the midwit-range, at least finally changed his phone number and might actually some day just stop reacting to trolls. The Drachenlord never had that option, and he paid the price. He's at a point where going to prison would be a massive improvement for his life. Pat's not quite there yet.

 

[An automatic clown]

Another lolsuit incoming ?

He's really off the rails since the MPD lawyers filed their recent motion

 

[IsaacShraeder]

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So desperate to go viral with whatever dumb political meme is trending on Twitter, but always misses the train. Takes too long to come up with these bangers.

And of course he also managed to miss where the humor in those memes is supposed to come from. The point is to have JFK Jr as a stand-in for someone who did a real-life fuckup, like:
>So, it's 2019 and I was doing gain of function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology [...]
as to play on the ridiculousness of volunteering such information while campaigning for President.
Fat just came up with something ha-ha whacky with Kennedy tacked on that has no relation to reality (no one stole heat shield tiles from the Columbia), and therefore isn't funny.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Interesting commentary from Meme Mike here [A]:

 

[lindsayfan]

It reminds me of the German lolcow Drachenlord.
... He's at a point where going to prison would be a massive improvement for his life. Pat's not quite there yet.

i think drachenlord is a good comparison. that's the next level fatrice is working hard on breaking through to, where tormenting him becomes a widespread meme pasttime, no longer limited to OnA or KF etc but sprawling across a near-normie network of many hundreds (rather than "just" a hundred or a few dozen)-- randos in FB groups etc, people who don't even know WHY they persecute drach anymore; they just do it because it's fun and something that people do.

 

[Spunt]

Interesting commentary from Meme Mike here [A]:
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I hope Pat gets a jury trial for his lolsuit because the comedic possibilities are endless compared to just getting it dismissed.