Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DemsBNutz]

Isn't having autobrewery syndrome really fucking bad? It is literally your gut being colonized by organisms that produce a toxic substance by consuming food that should be going to the natural gut biome fauna. "I have given myself a condition that is very hard or impossible to cure that's slowly killing me, you kiwifag prudes!" Sounds like a terrible situation to be in, must be very stressful. He should take a drink to take the edge off such having such a dire prognosis.

Esq.

If it's what I am thinking of the example was of a man getting pulled over.. Had not had a drop of booze.. But was blowing a boris yelson on the meter.. Gave the police his heath issue. Went down to the station to prove it.. With out food no reading.. Half hour after eating half legal limit.. An hour later.. over limit.. Was not covicted of a DWI but had restrictions placed on his DL... Nick is saying he has this rare issue??? I CALL BS... Up with the other disorders he has claimed over the years.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Those with loli pfps here are cooler than Nick will ever be.

Nick the scorned ex girlfriend cannot let the site go.

I think Nick feels it's a betrayal since he sees a pfp of a 2D girl and thinks I'm supposed to be on his side with Vito and Juju and be praising drugging children with cocaine and balldos and Jamaican swinger resorts as not so bad stuff which is the height of comedy.

I really wish I could that part of Null's DM. Like I seem to have gotten a shout out from Nick without even paying a single cent in superchats. I would've loved that back when I watched him (never superchatted him though lol), now I love it even more because my mere existance is making a junkie child-abusing faggot seethe at a cheese-eating webmaster.

Hey Nick, I know you're reading this, go leak Null's DMs and expose how you totally BTFO that autist with every shower text. And Redo of Healer is shit anime which I will never watch because anyone without cocaine holes in the brain knows "isekai harem teenage rape anime" is obviously shit and avoids it.

What the fuck???

Just Nicky Crackets revealing his supposedly deeply held beliefs were surface level pandering for his old audience. The guy who'd spend 10-15 minutes going on tangents about how he's "radically pro-life" turns out to be anything but isn't surprising. He'd probably abort his kid if he got April pregnant. I hope he doesn't since odds are he'd father the next CWC and we need more lolcow father-son duos.

 

[mailfrawd]

She's already here

And Nabokov's Lolita was 14

There’s only 1 loli in redo of the healer, and she doesn’t show up until much later in storyline.
The series is just rape after rape, not so much loli rape though

It's been noted several times now that several of the characters are underage.

....

You niggerfaggots shitting up this thread arguing about what constitutes a loli makes me MATI.

 

[AnOminous]

Gave the police his heath issue.

That actually changes my mind. If he already knew about this issue and was still driving, then yes, he knew he was DWI and did it anyway. It isn't something he found out later.

And Redo of Healer is shit anime which I will never watch because anyone without cocaine holes in the brain knows "isekai harem teenage rape anime" is obviously shit and avoids it.

I wonder if he wore the Balldo while he jacked off to the rape of little girls as old as his own kids.

 

[NSA Intern]

There has got to be something weird going on in his brain. Comparing MRI's pre and post cocaine would be fascinating.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10215125/

Cocaine Destroys Gray Matter Brain Cells and Accelerates Brain Aging​

The consumption of cocaine is linked to a range of detrimental outcomes, including addiction, cognitive deficits, and an elevated risk of developing psychiatric disorders. This study sought to assess the effect of cocaine on brain structure by utilizing both statistical (e.g., voxel-based morphometry) and machine learning (e.g., brain age estimation) models. The results from our experiment showed that individuals with cocaine use disorder (CUD) had a significantly reduced amount of gray matter (GM) when compared to age- and sex-matched healthy controls (HCs), implying GM deterioration. In addition, the machine learning model revealed that CUD patients had a higher brain age than that of the HCs, indicating accelerated aging.

tl;dr extra tarded now

 

[BTS4Lyfe]

indicating accelerated aging

So his brain ages just as well as his body. Got it.

Does that also mean he has a chance to get out of the midlife crisis at a faster rate since he aging fast. Or is that canceled out by the other observation of yours:

tl;dr extra tarded now

 

[Imperial Citizen]

I don't who this is or what this "Nick attempted to absolutely destroy my life" refers to, but Nick's been going back and forth with her on Twitter since yesterday.
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No, incel prude, it is you who are fat. Enjoy diabetes, incel prude.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Can someone explain to me why people have carpets for floors over there? It seems like such a hassle for very little payoff.

I loathe carpet. It seems to be a Boomer/Gen X affliction. Look at the realtor photos from Nick's house, and you can tell it was a Boomer McMansion. They never bothered to change it.

Nick is saying he has this rare issue??? I CALL BS... Up with the other disorders he has claimed over the years.

No, his DISCORD is saying that everyone's gut normally processes sugar and starch into ethanol so EVERYONE pisses hot for alcohol. Thusly, UA is NEVER done for alcohol testing.

It is insanity from a different source.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10215125/

Cocaine Destroys Gray Matter Brain Cells and Accelerates Brain Aging​

The consumption of cocaine is linked to a range of detrimental outcomes, including addiction, cognitive deficits, and an elevated risk of developing psychiatric disorders. This study sought to assess the effect of cocaine on brain structure by utilizing both statistical (e.g., voxel-based morphometry) and machine learning (e.g., brain age estimation) models. The results from our experiment showed that individuals with cocaine use disorder (CUD) had a significantly reduced amount of gray matter (GM) when compared to age- and sex-matched healthy controls (HCs), implying GM deterioration. In addition, the machine learning model revealed that CUD patients had a higher brain age than that of the HCs, indicating accelerated aging.

tl;dr extra tarded now

This is horrifying... The frying eggs 'brain on drugs' meme is not horrifying enough.

 

[Null]

Here is a complete PDF copy of all requests received by the Kandiyohi County regarding the Rekietas. Have fun. I'm still processing it.

Shoutout to Josiah Munoz.

Also shoutout to EWU. "WHAT'S NEW EWU CREWWWWWWWW??? Today we've got a SPINE CHILLING case of CHILD NEGLECT that will make you SICK."

edit: hopefully this one actually attached
edit2: lemme unfuck this sec.

https://files.catbox.moe/wi5l3j.zip

 

[AltisticRight]

She's fat, and I would have sex with her.

I restored your comment because you were spreading fake news of "maybe it will get me banned".
It won't.
We love our fapcops, our coom enforcement.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Here is a complete PDF copy of all requests received by the Kandiyohi County regarding the Rekietas. Have fun. I'm still processing it.

edit: hopefully this one actually attached
edit2: lemme unfuck this sec.

Boomer momento de Nullcito.

 

[TheButcherknight]

Here is a complete PDF copy of all requests received by the Kandiyohi County regarding the Rekietas. Have fun. I'm still processing it.

Shoutout to Josiah Munoz.
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Also shoutout to EWU. "WHAT'S NEW EWU CREWWWWWWWW??? Today we've got a SPINE CHILLING case of CHILD NEGLECT that will make you SICK."

edit: hopefully this one actually attached
edit2: lemme unfuck this sec.

https://files.catbox.moe/wi5l3j.zip

Special edition of mati today?

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Nick Rekieta's demands are more insane than Tojo's demands in 1942. Hopefully the ending is at least a little different.

 

[Null]

Special edition of mati today?

Not too special, I might recap it, it's not super interesting. I think EWU's request is the most high profile one.

There's going to be a Big Thing happening Soon . (Not the bodycam footage, sorry.)

 

[Pres. Benjamin Franklin]

The year of the cuff. Who's next?

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Not too special, I might recap it, it's not super interesting. I think EWU's request is the most high profile one.

Please let this happen God. EWU dunking on Rekieta or pointing out his coked out signs would be the most hilarious outcome in all of this.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Definitely a full MATI on Rackets would be fun, though I wouldn't expect anything too soon. Lowtax's took like two years.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So we're still getting blue balled on the body cam footage?

 

[Fake News Anchor]

The year of the cuff. Who's next?

Patrick, in his undies, at 2AM.

 

[Null]

So we're still getting blue balled on the body cam footage?

Yes. I've explained before but it has to be entered into evidence or one of the parties has to consent. Rekieta is choosing not to consent, Kayla doesn't exist anymore, and my theory is that April is being given money to stay around as a fuckbuddy so she doesn't consent. Rekieta is also trying to get the bodycam footage entirely thrown out as evidence using a fruit of the poison tree argument. He really, really, really, really does not want this footage public.

Theoretically one of the police or CPS worker could also consent but I just don't see that happening.