Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anti Snigger]

I’m not able to do this myself atm, but if someone replaces John Hancock’s signature on the Declaration of Independence with Josh’s, I would be very appreciative

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Case record hearing entry (emphasis mine):

Upcoming Hearings
08/20/2024 02:45 PM
Contested Omnibus
Judicial Officer: Fischer, Jennifer
Location: Courtroom 207
Cancelled; Other

And what date did they reschedule to?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Kayla's bail. I don't think these were posted but I found them alongside Nick's. Who knows why it wasn't released initially. Maybe an error on their end.

I think it was with a delay.

However, this was the most recent hearing date we discussed:

Also, the CHIPS trial:

That's unfair to schedule April's hearing at a time when she could be sitting in the CHIPS trial showing support.

 

[NotADrunkLawyer]

I can't believe we're really this close to the court date. It seems like just yesterday our little lawyer was passing out on stream. They grow up so quick.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Oh my I hope someone uses Nick's words of "trials should be broadcast" against him in the petition to do this.
I really, really do.
And I hope the judge has a sick sense of humor.

I can't believe we're really this close to the court date. It seems like just yesterday our little lawyer was passing out on stream. They grow up so quick.

Baron Balldo isn't going to be Lolcow of the year two times in a year for no reason!

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

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Null...buddy, what the hell is up with your signature?

Jeshua Mon.

 

[NotADrunkLawyer]

Oh my I hope someone uses Nick's words of "trials should be broadcast" against him in the petition to do this.
I really, really do.
And I hope the judge has a sick sense of humor.


Baron Balldo isn't going to be Lolcow of the year two times in a year for no reason!

The petition from Potentially Criminal basically did.

 

[batterybee]

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Null...buddy, what the hell is up with your signature?

Jedu Mon?

 

[Long-time Lurker]

And what date did they reschedule to?

I agree, and wasn't trying to disagree.

I was focused on why someone would have thought of the 28th.

 

[PermaLurker69]

Besw Mon

Rekieta luck has been on a downtrend with no stopping. Feeling live court feed is likely.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I was focused on why someone would have thought of the 28th

My bad then

 

[NotADrunkLawyer]

Baron Balldo isn't going to be Lolcow of the year two times in a year for no reason!

Imagine fucking your life up so bad that you won the award for being the biggest fuckup on the internet not once, but twice.

I'd venture to bet he will try for the threepete, even if he's in prison.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

The petition from Potentially Criminal basically did.

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Hell yeah.
Beautiful.

Edit:

Imagine fucking your life up so bad that you won the award for being the biggest fuckup on the internet not once, but twice.

The best part about all of this is it is TWICE in a row.
And he had some steep competition this year so far.

 

[AnOminous]

Out of curiosity, what is the legal reasoning for all these documents ending with this? I've scanned through a handful of legal documents and affidavits in my life and I've never seen that. Is that like a weird minnesota thing?

The more archaic version is "Further, affiant saith naught." It's been around for literal centuries. And that's the reasoning for it. People have been doing it for centuries. I've probably seen it hundreds of times in various forms.

That makes a lot of sense. The way legal documents are often handled makes them seem like they would be easy to fuck with so I suppose that provides some level of protection.

It's kind of pointless now since we have page numbers on everything and after the end it usually goes straight to the signature footer. It probably made sense back in Chancery courts in Merrie Olde England where they were handwritten on vellum or some shit. But now it's just people do it because they've done it since time immemorial.

Sort of like "cease and desist." Well, what if I cease but I don't desist, or if I desist but I don't cease? Gotcha sucker! So they put in both magic words because they're afraid something bad will happen if they deviate from the ritual incantation.

 

[Oxyjen]

Have any of you dudes ever done a remote signature?

That’s where you use mind control to guide the hand of a distant Scandinavian prude, right? Sure, most people have done that.

The positioning of the logo on the hat cracked me the fuck up, this thread is the best.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

listen the conditions under which i had to get something notarized in minnesota made signing difficult ok

Don't worry. My signature is worse.

 

[NotADrunkLawyer]

The best part about all of this is it is TWICE in a row.
And he had some steep competition this year so far.

I joined the farms when I was curious about what was going on with Nick and this place had the most up-to-date info (still does).

I stuck around because man does this forum make you feel better about yourself. Feeling down? Swing by KF and realize how damn good your life actually is. Even if you are a fuckup, if you're not the subject of an lolcow thread... it can't be that bad.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

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Null...buddy, what the hell is up with your signature?

Joshu Mon

 

[AnOminous]

If I'm reading this right, they're paying forensic staff to do those redactions? That's insane, just get a media contractor.

So some retard journo grad can fuck it up and get them in a million dollar lawsuit somehow?

 

[NotADrunkLawyer]

Joshu Mon

He's a rastafarian mon, leave him alone.