Off-Topic Pooners of Grindr - "Doods" with "bonus holes" on the dick and balls app

[Fapcop]

Genuinely curious WHAT these chicks expect out of grindr. It's confusing how they all act like stereotypical straight women right down to showing off tits and typing ~quirky uwu~ and get offendec at dick pics. Do they expect to find an actual long term boyfriend?

“SEX WONT HAPPEN UNTIL I GET TO KNOW YOU FIRST!”

Why, what an incredibly masc thing to say. This chick has clearly been soaking in the gay ways forever. She practically breathes the male, gay lifestyle!

 

[pink cigarettes]

Don't use the P word!
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Noticing a lot of pooners are pretty explicit about wanting men with big dicks, which is confusing because I thought gay men like all kinda of genitalia?
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You could've have just been a fat dyke.
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Picture this:
The year is 1994. Gross sad girls who are promiscuous, attention-starved, and hate themselves only need lipgloss, a bottle of Boones Farm, and some daisy dukes to find trouble. Maybe lurk near the wrong kind of gas station or party.

You find a crystal ball that reveals what the same type of chick will be doing 30 years in the future for the same type of attention. What do the spirits reveal? Is it

1. Basically the same but with different hair, booze, and cars
2. Nothing- only a barren post-nuclear wasteland. Earth has been cleaned of such fornication at last
3. They'll lop off their tits and openly, publicly advertise themselves to gay men

Gaze into the crystal ball- the answer awaits you!

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[Dickinson's Real Deal]

In my experience, the whole gay men being super promiscuous is a bit of an outdated stereotype. Most gay guys I come across tend to be of the "let's get to know each other properly before anything" persuasion, and are hellbent on trying to get into a long-term relationship. That said, I've never used Grindr so perhaps my sample is biased. If anything, the gaydens I see are usually the ones embodying that stereotype. On that note, here's my offering for this thread.

Spoiler: four picture horror story

 

[Fapcop]

YOU CAN FIX HER BUDDY!

 

[Dickinson's Real Deal]

I ain't no dietician

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

In my experience, the whole gay men being super promiscuous is a bit of an outdated stereotype. Most gay guys I come across tend to be of the "let's get to know each other properly before anything" persuasion, and are hellbent on trying to get into a long-term relationship. That said, I've never used Grindr so perhaps my sample is biased. If anything, the gaydens I see are usually the ones embodying that stereotype. On that note, here's my offering for this thread.

Spoiler: four picture horror story

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I remember reading a statistic that 75% of gay men have a normal number of sexual relationship, but 1/4th are so horrifyingly hedonistic that they throw average way off. The gigawhores' narcissistic tendencies also make them the most visible gay men.

It's pretty common for a small number of people to throw off statistics. For example, the popular "despite 13% of the population they do" is misleading. It's more like 3% of of the population is committing 50% of crimes.

 

[Criticallacitirc]

In my experience, the whole gay men being super promiscuous is a bit of an outdated stereotype. Most gay guys I come across tend to be of the "let's get to know each other properly before anything" persuasion, and are hellbent on trying to get into a long-term relationship. That said, I've never used Grindr so perhaps my sample is biased. If anything, the gaydens I see are usually the ones embodying that stereotype. On that note, here's my offering for this thread.

Spoiler: four picture horror story

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Disagree . Yes most gay guys aren't getting 70 loads in one night, but even the most chaste gay guy is still more "promiscuous" than the average straight person.

I think the gaydens only larp that they are at male levels of sexuality. You often see them complain that gay culture and bars are too sexual for them.

 

[Kufungisisa]

Spoiler: four picture horror story

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"Does anyone know where I can get good weed?"

“Just started my period”

"Desperately craving an edible"
" lover, dabs are my shit man"

More interested in finding a dealer or getting free drugs than sex.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Disagree . Yes most gay guys aren't getting 70 loads in one night, but even the most chaste gay guy is still more "promiscuous" than the average straight person.

I think the gaydens only larp that they are at male levels of sexuality. You often see them complain that gay culture and bars are too sexual for them.

Yup. Relevant pl-

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Convos with my favorite bartender gave me the strong impression that he was single, picky, rarely dated, and looking to settle down in a LTR.
All that was true....but he also hit up the local "spa" at least once a week. My dumbass just nodded and smiled when he mentioned it in passing, not realizing that he was not getting pedicures. He finally referred to it by name- he'd been talking about a place that is definitely and exclusively a gay bathhouse.

I could go on. Others are "exclusive" (except when out of town), or "committed" (turns out that meant they come home at the end of the night), etc etc. Many such cases

 

[Tilikum]

Introducing the horny pooners of Portland, Oregon.

I have COVID rn

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Seeking partner for “nonsexual BDSM”

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rawr! xD

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What the fuck?

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Honestly feel bad for this girl

Dood, what happened to your gauges?!

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The scars healed well, but those nipples didn’t.

“boylesbian”

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BPD chick

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“fag of dyke experience”

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G N O M E L I F E

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Bonus: my Grindr account received a promotional message from the tranny butcher, Dr. Crane.


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[caonima]

What the fuck is nonsexual bdsm? Just beating someone up?

 

[everybody in Portugal]

G N O M E L I F E

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Is '4 greedy holes' just a typo or? Please god, let it be a typo and not weird stoma sex or something

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

What the fuck is nonsexual bdsm? Just beating someone up?

I'm imagining the infamous Scorpio scene from "Dirty Harry":

 

[Hojicha]

Is '4 greedy holes' just a typo or? Please god, let it be a typo and not weird stoma sex or something

WHAT IS THE 4TH HOLE??? WHAT IS THE 4TH HOLE!??!?!!?!??!

 

[Tilikum]

Is '4 greedy holes' just a typo or? Please god, let it be a typo and not weird stoma sex or something

4 greedy holes

I read it as “looking 4 (for) greedy holes” with the emoji.

This pooner managed to write their profile more akin to an actual gay man. Most of them are embarrassingly female-coded, like “looking for someone to hold my hand, NO MEANIES!”

 

[clipartfan92]

Is '4 greedy holes' just a typo or? Please god, let it be a typo and not weird stoma sex or something

Urethra.

 

[Fapcop]

I CAN FIX HER!!! I CAN MOST DEFINITELY FIX HER!!! Send me in coach, I got this!!



Is this like a troll to piss off the pooners or something?

 

[Tilikum]

I CAN FIX HER!!! I CAN MOST DEFINITELY FIX HER!!! Send me in coach, I got this!!

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Is this like a troll to piss off the pooners or something?

I didn’t include more of these profiles, since they aren’t technically pooners, but there are handfuls of gender conforming women searching for hookups on Grindr. It’s more common in woke areas like Portland and California. I’m not getting fooled by troons or something, they are actual females. They apparently use the FTM tag to make themselves visible, but there is no indication they identify as trans, they list their gender as “woman”.

It’s out of place even amongst the pooners, it’s as if female Tinder profiles were spliced into Grindr. I have no idea why, or what kinds of responses they expect to receive.

 

[Hojicha]

I didn’t include more of these profiles, since they aren’t technically pooners, but there are handfuls of gender conforming women searching for hookups on Grindr. It’s more common in woke areas like Portland and California. I’m not getting fooled by troons or something, they are actual females. They apparently use the FTM tag to make themselves visible, but there is no indication they identify as trans, they list their gender as “woman”.

It’s out of place even amongst the pooners, it’s as if female Tinder profiles were spliced into Grindr. I have no idea why, or what kinds of responses they expect to receive.

This seems like a dangerous game, if they run into a bisexual dude they're gonna get AIDS.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Not grindr, but the pooners have started invading sniffies. For the non-gay farmers, sniffies is an even more degenerate version of grindr. It's web based so they don't have to follow app rules and almost all profile pics are just simply a dick pic or an ass.

Last night I saw a pooner with her roid clit & pussy open as the PFP. I won't post it.

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Literally an obese woman , but don't call it a pussy!

Pls gay sir, what does 'son' mean?

(As in her saying 'gay, vers, son/trans' )