Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fake News Anchor]

I know this is supposed to be a Jamaican accent but I read it as 40k Orcish instead. I may need to take a break from GW's audio books.

40K gay. Oldworld fantasy ftw.

 

[mindlessobserver]

King Phil got some kill shots in tonight. Man, I can’t hate on Phil. What an institution.

I can see Phil being a disk jockey decades from now after the bombs fall. Pour a gin and tonic for me Phil the eternal, and play "I don't want to set the world on fire" in my honor over the shortwave to a lone wanderer and his apple watch.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

couple things I'm gonna pull out of my ass but make sense to me.

1. Kayla's plea agreement is identical to an agreement offered Nick. Negotiated by Nick's attorney. State put agreement in writing and sent to White and Kayla.
2. During negotiation, state had a "no drug users association" clause and explicitly noted they had to keep April out of the houe and away from kids. Nick objected as she wasn't accused of doing drugs, no tests of drugs, no criminal history. Prosecutor was forced to file charges against April to make sure they would be violating the terms of plea if she's around
3. Nick wants the plea agreement in place before any hearing where prosecutor could present evidence in court. Any court appearance will be quick "one and done."
4. Plea is likely deferred adjudication. After court acceptance, he will be on probation. His kids will return after plea is executed subject to a shitload of conditions tied to probation.

I don't know if the court can use the omnibus to accept a plea or if it could happen sooner. I think the fact they mailed/served the plea "offer" to Kayla is an indication that it's already negotiated, in final written form, and a done deal for both Nick and Kayla.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

I know this is supposed to be a Jamaican accent but I read it as 40k Orcish instead. I may need to take a break from GW's audio books.

40k orcs are cockney. Jamaicans are Warcraft trolls

 

[Fapcop]

Josh: “Boy oh boy, I can’t wait to upload this Rekieta file dump so my peeps at the Farms can take a gander! It took a lot of effort, but my community deserves it!”

KF: Dozens of posts mocking Nulls signature.

Feels man.

 

[anionfarflung]

Can someone explain to me why people have carpets for floors over there? It seems like such a hassle for very little payoff.

Repeating my response from last time this came up:
I've spent a good bit of time in Ol' Blighty, and it's the only place I've ever seen carpet in the bathroom. And it was in the loo of every residence I entered.

Hey does anyone have a copy of the protective order that Nick is talking about? Was assuming @MNPublicRecords posted it somewhereon here? I ask b/c Nicky says I need to read it without foaming at the mouth.

@MNPublicRecords has to keep some records in reserve for when new streams appear.

She's brain in the skillet fried, and she's just as much to blame as balldo man. A mother should know better. She deserves to be under the bus

I'll allow an arc of redemption to her if she does flip.

I would feel bad for Josh for always getting unprecedented levels of shit over such minor things, but it's funny so I laugh instead.

I just got done laughing at MATI chat where they were ribbing him for referring to "The Goodefella Trilogy."

Same. It started out pretty nice (at least legible), and then it became first initial-scribble, last initial-scribble, and then eventually devolved into nothing that even resembles English letters.

PL: My full name comprises 24 letters, only 22 if I use a middle initial (and counting the period as a character).
My signature became an illegible scribble long ago.

 

[Rock Eater]

BREAKING NEWS: King Phil just solved Rekieta's Denny's joke: "I've known a lot of very stupid people in my life, so I usually can decipher what this gibberish is."

It's supposed to be about the Denny's menu being too hard to understand.

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Clip?

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Clip?

Youtube restream link because Kick sucks.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know if the court can use the omnibus to accept a plea or if it could happen sooner.

They can do pretty much anything at an omnibus hearing. That's the whole meaning of the word.

 

[bile demon]

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Null...buddy, what the hell is up with your signature?

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

BUT YOU DIDNT SIGN IT WITH THE NAME YOUR DADDY GAVE YOU JOHM POTTER

AIN'T-CHUN FOSSFUR? MORE LIKE AIN'T-CHUN CAWK SUCKER!

JESUS MON IS A PEE-DO-PHILE, BISH

A straw hat with those words on the banner will confirm Ralph's decapitation in Mehico.

 

[Niggernerd]

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Late but REKEITA TOLD ME ITS LEGAL TO ENJOY POO

 

[Not Who You Think]

Kino Casino and DSP on Nick Rekieta​

Arranged by category for your convenience.

The Balldo Review:

The Massage Story:

The Imholtes (Ear Lick and Hot Tub Stream):

Kids Learning About Parents Having Sex:

Denny's Joke (DSP Interprets):

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick will point to someone favorable who is covering his case if we get televised coverage that is non-exclusive. Otherwise he will just seethe.

Again, that's basically limited to Viva and Barnes at this point. Who else worth a shit would do that for him? Maybe Jewy Joe?

Mind you, I don't think everybody in Lawtube would turn their coverage into an outright hate-fest, but most of them don't seem like they're gonna pull their punches anymore either. He's not gonna be treated like Depp or Rittenhouse. He ain't the Lawpope anymore.

Ashton and Andy are walking King Phil, also known as DSP, through Nick's Balldo review video right now. This is surreal.

https://kick.com/kinocasinogaming

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DSP on Rekieta: "Once you put the clown makeup on, it doesn't come off. How can anyone treat him seriously as a lawyer, content creator? He's just going to be a joke from now on."

DSP on his longevity as a content creator:
"This is what I don't do," referring to the above video.

DSP is now reviewing the massage story:
"Wait, that's his wife? And he's laughing?"

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DSP reviews shirtless Nick Rekieta almost licking Aaron:
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"No. I would not be licking my friends."

"Is it worth it for this being your legacy?"

King Phil blames drugs.

Say what you want about Phil, but he's managed to survive a long time by not getting too stupid. Nigger even beat the IRS.

 

[Cuckoman]

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Null...buddy, what the hell is up with your signature?

I have seen way worse. My digital signature used to, at best, look like that heil hinkler meme from years ago.
It is fucking impossible to draw a signature with your mouse and I swear that java shit that captures it has deliberate "randomly jump the mousepointer" movement built in to make it even worse.

I was so happy when they added the option to just type your name and they would write your name in cursive.
That was 100% a QOL improovement.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

I did use to have a weebly account. This is hilarious that it now looks like this. Excuse me while I pretend to be mortified, offended or whatever reaction you wanted out of it.

Fascinating!

Also baffling in some cases -https://eviemwarner.weebly.com/

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

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Null...buddy, what the hell is up with your signature?

Either a mouse or a stylus. Both are fucking awful. I had to supply my signature yesterday to renew my ID, and they had me do it on a touchscreen with a plastic stick. It came out like a toddler scribble, not to mention it didn't have ANY antialiasing. 10 years ago they would have me sign inside a box and only asked to not go out of bounds, which then they'd proceed to scan.

Both made with a mouse. Top is right hand, bottom is left. I'm left-handed. As far as everything is concerned, Jersh did an OK job.

 

[Cyberpunk Panatela]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu wrote:

Barnes and others pushed it explicitly, but here are some clips:

Judges (in general) are 'egod in robes:



The government uses system to force your compliance with their narrative (they are drama hounds):



The government can lie about you:

@~5.30




CPS people and Deep State people are psychotic or compliant and keep quiet:

@~7.00




Govenrment conspiracy doesn't need to be a plot. It can be that you break a rule they don't like you did.

@~11.00




The government just gets to say stuff and government workers can just stand up and lie. It is hard to prove perjury of state officials:

Who's the guy Balldo is talking to in those first few clips(the one from the "1776 legal centre")?

I swear I've seen his face before in a lulzy context (Pretty sure it was on an article/blogpost justifying the actions of some sovran citizen/s, but I can't swear to that).

Speaking of sovran citizens, Balldoman is sounding more and more like one of them. Would not be surprised if he starts invoking maritime law one of these days.

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

"Jesus Mom"

Null is barb?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

With all the shit there is to laugh at ITT, seeing our pal Jim Felt’s name pop up is tickling my ribs most tonight.