Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pill Cosby]

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Null...buddy, what the hell is up with your signature?

Did Null get Russel Greer to sign it with his mouth?

 

[Swole McPole]

"Your honour both me and my wife agree, all the coke was that bitches, we may have partook a little every now and then and for that we're sorry, but it was all hers and it's her fault the child managed to get into it"

Rekieta's lawyer: "Your honour, if the Rekieta children did somehow manage to get a snoot full of the finest Peruvian marching powder, they cannot be held accountable for that. They had employed April Imholte as a nanny with full time responsibility for the care of those children. The daughter can only have gotten wasted while she was under her care, consequently, my client pleads Dindu Nuffin'."

Judge: "Um, interesting. What were the terms of Ms. Imholte's employment? I've head she may be donating her time voluntarily?"

Nick Rekieta: "I object! April gets paid and gets paid WELL! I pay her a gram of the best quality Peruvian, scrupulously screened by niggers to ensure it doesn't contain Fentanyl. And as a weekly bonus, she gets a good seeing to, courtesy of the Balldo. I make sure she gets the full two ring anal job."

Rekieta's lawyer: "Doh!"

 

[RussianParasite]

That's exactly the type of shit that made Rekieta the creature he is today. He's never had to take personal responsibility for anything. Mommy, daddy, and the Petrofac dollars got him covered.

He’s just so fucking pathetic. The irony is that he talks about how much the government and rules suck, but he would get absolutely destroyed if either of those things disappeared. Mommy and daddy literally had to come and help him clean his house. How in the world would he survive on his own in a place with no rules or societal safegaurds?

 

[SargonF00t]

Any chance that Kayla is genuinely bi-sexual and wants April around?

 

[Finger Pistols]

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Null...buddy, what the hell is up with your signature?

My expert analysis determines that this isn't Joshua Moon, but rather an impersonator that goes by "Jeseu Mon"

The REAL Joshua Connor Moon would have signed with a far more cohesive signature, if his insistent correction of grammar for the capital "I" Internet is anything to go by. Something like this perhaps.

Suffah Null, I used the good old drawing tablet and calligraphy for this.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Any chance that Kayla is genuinely bi-sexual and wants April around?

I think she just wants someone else to raise her kids so she can zonk out in bed all day. Nanny, husband's mistress, doesn't matter. Where are my pills and cocaine?

 

[Dimension Sniper]

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Any chance that Kayla is genuinely bi-sexual and wants April around?

Anything is possible at this point. Kayla has been describes as flirtatious with both men and women.

BREAKING:




My speculation is that this is related to a plea offer.

 

[TheButcherknight]

Anything is possible at this point. Kayla has been describes as flirtatious with both men and women.

BREAKING:

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My speculation is that this is related to a plea offer.

Gloat stream incoming. Suffa kiwi bros

 

[Canard]

Don't tell me Nick is going to be weak and accept plea deal? Not fight the state and prove that he was absolutely right about being setup?

 

[Captain Manning]

@MNPublicRecords / @MNPublicRecords2,

It's about that time again.

 

[Spongebuck Breakerpants]

Don't tell me Nick is going to be weak and accept plea deal? Not fight the state and prove that he was absolutely right about being setup?

If he somehow managed an Alford plea, against the odds, that would mean he didn't have to admit guilt, iirc.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

How long before Nick’s “If I Did It” stream after his plea deal? Within 24 hours or will he be too wasted to manage a stream?

 

[squirrely dan]

The more I read up about Nick the more he actually reminds me of Lowtax in a way, behaviourwise.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

The more I read up about Nick the more he actually reminds me of Lowtax in a way, behaviourwise.

When do we get to the part where his whore photographically reveals that he has a foot fetish?

 

[4090 Chad]

If he accepts a plea deal, it’s a “victory” in the sense that his life is only kind of fucked and not ultra giga fucked. Lasting damage has been done to his family and relationship to his kids. His friend network with his church is obliterated, and he is still an alcoholic that can’t even put the bottle down when he knows he will be screened before the court.

It’s only a matter of time before Rekieta self implodes again, except the next time he can’t fall back on the “first time offender” defense.

 

[Sweetened Condensed]

what he thought was a genital wart turned out just to be a dried up crumb of dorito great news everyone

 

[Seafarer]

If he accepts a plea deal, it’s a “victory” in the sense that his life is only kind of fucked and not ultra giga fucked. Lasting damage has been done to his family and relationship to his kids. His friend network with his church is obliterated, and he is still an alcoholic that can’t even put the bottle down when he knows he will be screened before the court.

It’s only a matter of time before Rekieta self implodes again, except the next time he can’t fall back on the “first time offender” defense.

I could totally see Rekieta taking a plea deal if it means that the bodycam footage will be forever suppressed. It means that Rekieta can totally own Josh Moon and the Karen Farmers that want it so badly.

 

[Shig O'nella]

April's pregnant.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He found out his Dad is going to pay his unpaid speeding ticket for him and reach out to the credit agencies to get it expunged from his reports.