Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Obnoxious Asshole]

His STI panel finally cleared up.

 

[MooseGump]

His balldo finally gave him the ballgasm

 

[Procrastinhater]

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This may be too weak, but he is saying Sweep lied. Link to tweet.

And see if Nick wasn't a proven liar, objectively proven as having lied repeatedly, and about everything from major stuff to the most stupid inconsequential stuff, maybe he'd get some benefit of the doubt.
But Nicks word is excrement, his word of honor isn't worth shit, he's a lying drug fiend that neglected his own children, a man who put getting high and balldo'ing his pilled out wife and live in crotch rot flesh monkey ahead of the welfare of his own kids.

Ms Sweep has never been proven as having lied even once, Balldo has multiple times. Ms Sweep has no reason to lie, Nick has plenty and is a proven liar even over dumb ahit nobody cares about.
So given a choice between believing a stranger and believing a proven liar with a vested interest in being dishonest, there's no contest.
Balldo is full of shit.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Great news everyone! I, Nick Rekieta from Rekieta Law, known lolbertarian and staunch anti-government fighter, have accepted a deal to let the goverment dictate every term in my daily life for the next two years!

It's that or Barnes managed to enter pro hac vice.

Please be the second one.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

If Nick took the plea, he can finally us the FULL STORY right? Right?

Stop laughing.

 

[Telvanni]

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MN prosecution has a slam dunk case I don't know why they'd agree to either a plea or an Alford.
Plus, his daughter tested for coke.
Maybe it's Kayla taking the plea
Who knows

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

You see guys?! I'm not going to prison! The government dropped the charges in a plea deal admitted their mistake in an unconstitutional raid and taking of my children.

 

[Canard]

MN prosecution has a slam dunk case I don't know why they'd agree to either a plea or an Alford.
Plus, his daughter tested for coke.
Maybe it's Kayla taking the plea
Who knows

Plea deal is lot less work. And with right conditions it is probably close enough to actual trial sentence. Like multiple years of drug testing and being clean in general.

 

[Seafarer]

MN prosecution has a slam dunk case I don't know why they'd agree to either a plea or an Alford.
Plus, his daughter tested for coke.
Maybe it's Kayla taking the plea
Who knows

Plea deal is lot less work. And with right conditions it is probably close enough to actual trial sentence. Like multiple years of drug testing and being clean in general.

First-time offender + courts being frugal and not wanting an expensive trial for what they see as petty bullshit like drugs. Rekieta might have also played the “I need to look after muh keeeds” card, which tends to work with boomer judges.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

Plea deal is lot less work. And with right conditions it is probably close enough to actual trial sentence. Like multiple years of drug testing and being clean in general.

Can’t wait for the start of the probation arc.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Locals Chyat

 

[Step out of the car sir]

Rekieta still has not paid the $539 fine issued after he drove 95 in a 70 with expired insurance and registration while swerving between lanes.

It would appear debt collectors are now getting involved.

He still has ballwashers that pay him a decent amount and you're telling me he couldn't even bother paying off a fine that low?

Christ Nick, the k-hole must be amazing and costly because that's just retarded behavior, especially in the middle of multiple active cases including the custody of children, it's almost like he's actively trying to self-sabotage everything in his life.

These aren't casual fuck ups, these are competitive fuck ups.

 

[Sweetened Condensed]

i bet he put his business card in the fishbowl at outback steakhouse and won a free makeover

 

[Kopasea]

Locals Chyat
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Almost a full hour for more than 2 people to respond...

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

MN prosecution has a slam dunk case I don't know why they'd agree to either a plea or an Alford.
Plus, his daughter tested for coke.
Maybe it's Kayla taking the plea
Who knows

If I've learned anything over the years it's that the state will do everything in its power to give everyone a free pass except you. Nick can molest his children and snort cocaine off their backs while he's balls deep and a pozzed state like Minnesota will give him infinity chances to be a good Dad because reasons.

Now if you so much as mutter the n word...well that's hate speech sir.

 

[Peace Through Power]

There was a pre-trial and motion hearing today in the chips case (unless it was moved)

Nick's joy could be related to that or some sort of plea deal

 

[Seafarer]

If I've learned anything over the years it's that the state will do everything in its power to give everyone a free pass except you. Nick can molest his children and snort cocaine off their backs while he's balls deep and a pozzed state like Minnesota will give him infinity chances to be a good Dad because reasons.

Now if you so much as mutter the n word...well that's hate speech sir.

I mean the charges Nick is facing are pretty much something you’d expect for the average hoodrat, so judges are probably used to seeing those charges and instinctively going for a plea deal.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

MN prosecution has a slam dunk case I don't know why they'd agree to either a plea or an Alford.
Plus, his daughter tested for coke.
Maybe it's Kayla taking the plea
Who knows

They might actually think that Mr. Respectable NPL is going to turn this around and want him to be able to take care of his children, if they offered a plea deal.

Or perhaps they are professional enough to treat him the same an a crazed Tongan/Somali drug offender on their first go with the legal system and NOT be swayed by their personal feelings.

All of this is speculation until we see some evidence that doesn't come from a Balldo.

Locals Chyat
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Almost a full hour for more than 2 people to respond...

Sometimes there are only dozens of messages per day.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Locals Chyat
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No one wants hear about your asshole getting filled in at gay 90s.

 

[BathTubShine]

Oh boy... hopefully he streams today.
Last episode of "Interesting new matter of public record attached" ended on a cliff hanger.