Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

If he somehow managed an Alford plea, against the odds, that would mean he didn't have to admit guilt, iirc.

He'd still be guilty in the eyes of everybody with a brain.

I think at some point they WILL offer him a plea deal, but I am doubtful it would be an Alford plea deal. Plus even Alford pleas have consequences.

It's that or Barnes managed to enter pro hac vice.

Please be the second one.

If that were that the case, it would be listed on the docket now.

Besides, he doesn't need Barnes to directly fuck him. Barnes can do it by proxy, through White.

And he will, if Nick listens to Barnes.

Maybe it's Kayla taking the plea

It would be funny to see how that could be spinef that as a W. Unless he's gonna go full Ethan Ralph, claim his wife is a disloyal bitch, and that he can divorce her, let her have the kids, and marry April now.

You see guys?! I'm not going to prison! The government dropped the charges in a plea deal admitted their mistake in an unconstitutional raid and taking of my children.

This. If he took a plea, he'd spin it as "Well guys, the government's case was soooo weak..."

Except that usually has nothing to do with why they offer plea deals. It's more about judicial economy. They frequently offer them to people where the evidence of guilt is overwhelming

Remember, Nick's audience is stupid, and he leans hard on that.

There was a pre-trial and motion hearing today in the chips case (unless it was moved)
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Nick's joy could be related to that or some sort of plea deal

He might have gotten increased visitation, or something like that.

Hell, maybe the kids can come home. That would be horrifying, but nobody said CPS was competent.

Nick is technically right that CPS is shit. They're just less shit than him.

 

[Colonel Sugarlemons]

MN prosecution has a slam dunk case I don't know why they'd agree to either a plea or an Alford.
Plus, his daughter tested for coke.
Maybe it's Kayla taking the plea
Who knows

You are greatly underestimating two very important factors:
1. How much work a trial is compared to a plea. The difference is literally hundreds of prosecutor job hours while also having to deal with their usual case load. You might think that Nick being insufferable at every step would piss off the prosecutor and make them less likely to offer a deal, but it more than likely had the opposite effect. Knowing that a trial will be like pulling teeth every step of the way could very well push a prosecutor to offer a deal just to avoid the headache.
2. How much the prosecutor likely does not want to have to deal with all of the attention and internet retardation involved in this case.

 

[Canard]

It would be fitting for him to get kids back and then celebrate that by well streaming and not interacting with them...

 

[Drama keen]

Almost a full hour for more than 2 people to respond...

The stats on his last Rumble stream (some pages back by now) was that in ~4 hours of stream he got less than one chat message per viewer.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I mean the charges Nick is facing are pretty much something you’d expect for the average hoodrat, so judges are probably used to seeing those charges and instinctively going for a plea deal.

Meh, at this point in my tenure here, I don't think I've seen a SINGLE court case that doesn't involve Null specifically go the way we want. Then everyone has the gall to talk up lawyers and prosecutors and the Justice system like a beacon of hope but then they give the parent of a coked out 9 year old another chance.

Thank God that Lolcows never learn.

 

[Null]

A/V nerds please suggest cameras:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/digital-camera-discussion.126025/post-19037016

 

[moocow]

Rekieta traffic violation (73-VB-24-3399) update:

Rekieta still has not paid the $539 fine issued after he drove 95 in a 70 with expired insurance and registration while swerving between lanes.

It would appear debt collectors are now getting involved.
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How does this dumb fuck still have a driver's license? I thought unpaid moving violations eventually resulted in license suspension (at least eventually). That and the total number he's racked up. Three tickets in just a few months? Minnesota is either very forgiving or very incompetent.

 

[AnOminous]

Corrected. I conflated the terms.

Is there some other proof that case =/= investigations though? Or have we drawn in inference from the clerks silence?

It could be that the clerk actually meant case, too, or that the investigation is going to continue indefinitely. Or my thought has been they fully intend to enter it into evidence anyway so if they delay until then, people can just get it from the court record. That way they save 60 or more man-hours (not sure if the 60 hours mentioned was the time to do the redaction or just how many hours of video there are).

That would kind of suck, because if Nick gets it excluded (unlikely) or filed under seal (possible), it could be a long time before we see it, if ever.

I remain semi-optimistic because they did respond in a timely manner with a cost estimate, even if not a definite ETA.

There is nothing magical about the court room that all attorney communications must happen there in the case.

If you hang around in a courthouse for a while, you'll inevitably see lawyers making last-minute deals right before something goes to trial, sometimes even after the jury has been empaneled. They're often wheeling and dealing to the very last minute.

In fact, the one time I was called up for jury duty, after waiting several hours drinking bad courthouse coffee, right before voir dire the case pled out.

They can even reach agreements after a trial and guilty verdict, agreeing on a sentence to avoid a separate penalty phase.

 

[Figger Nucker]

How does this dumb fuck still have a driver's license? I thought unpaid moving violations eventually resulted in license suspension (at least eventually). That and the total number he's racked up. Three tickets in just a few months? Minnesota is either very forgiving or very incompetent.

Minnesota managed to get my out of state license suspended over a $75 speeding ticket. This was years ago though.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

There was a pre-trial and motion hearing today in the chips case (unless it was moved)

Nick's joy could be related to that or some sort of plea deal

From Rekieta's interesting new matter of public cope:



Let's run down the list of most obvious possible Rekieta Ws.

• CHIPS case sealed
• Generous plea offer
• Change in custody status

"schedule got...unexpectedly filled today in the best way!" fits with the last one. I'm putting my chips (pun not intended) on that.

What exactly is happening, who knows. It could just be what they were proposing 2 months ago where the grandparents would also be moving in.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Let's run down the list of most obvious possible Rekieta Ws.

• CHIPS case sealed
• Generous plea offer
• Change in custody status

"schedule got...unexpectedly filled today in the best way!" fits with the last one. I'm putting my chips (pun not intended) on that.
What exactly is happening, who knows.

My guess is the third one. Specifically I think the grandparents finally finished their "Identifying crackheads 101" training so now they can be around Nick in the crack shack instead of the other place they were doing visitation.

 

[AnOminous]

Robert Barnes. He has a thread on the board 'Viva Barnes General'. Blovoating lawyer whose claim to fame was getting Wesley Snipes off on tax violations by pleading to misdemeanors , then quitting before more serious charges were lost.

This isn't true. Wesley Snipes had a full jury trial facing very serious felony charges that would have put him away for possibly decades, as well as misdemeanor charges. He was acquitted of the felony charges, and Barnes actually does deserve the credit for that. Snipes lacked the necessary specific intent for the fraud/false filings claims because he actually sincerely believed the nonsense he'd been sold by sovcit types.

He did indeed drop out before the sentencing phase.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think the grandparents finally finished their "Identifying crackheads 101" training so now they can be around Nick in the crack shack instead of the other place they were doing visitation.

It seems to me like grandparents — being emotionally involved in the situation on a deep level — are exactly the kind of foster parents most likely to let the birth parents get away with violating visitation terms. Doesn’t really make sense to me why they’re entrusted with children’s safety in those circumstances. Especially when a manipulative Dindu like Nick is one of the parents in question.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

That way they save 60 or more man-hours (not sure if the 60 hours mentioned was the time to do the redaction or just how many hours of video there are).

The estimate as stated in the Rekieta Binder full of e-mails was 60 man-hours. Hope it helps.

It just occurred to me - remember how there were ten officers listed? Only nine were from KCSO; one was from MSP (Minnesota State Patrol). Should we seek body-worn camera footage and in-vehicle footage for Trooper Josh Monson, #SP129?

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

If I've learned anything over the years it's that the state will do everything in its power to give everyone a free pass except you. Nick can molest his children and snort cocaine off their backs while he's balls deep and a pozzed state like Minnesota will give him infinity chances to be a good Dad because reasons.

Now if you so much as mutter the n word...well that's hate speech sir.

That is the Axiom of all life that deals with Fate's Curse. Anyone Else But Us; Anywhere Else But Here.

 

[AnOminous]

Everyone whos supported him about his tirade against the goverment framing him and instead of fighting it, he just takes the plea.

So he loses the respect of some abject retards. Of course those are also the only people left who respect him at all at this point.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Maybe Nick finally managed to get April to coooOOOOOMMM!!!!

 

[alan thicke]

Aleisha Sweep agreed to join the qover

 

[LimeRikki]

Obviously, he's happy because the news is several good things happening all at once:

1. The children have all emancipated themselves. Nick never has to see or deal with them ever again, which is good in his mind because he hates his children.

2. Kayla has fallen irreversibly into the k-hole and is now a potato, and as such, just needs to be watered and have some coke splooge funnled down her throat for her daily nutritional needs. This is good because it means she won't be able to divorce rape him because she's a potato, and he's now free to balldo April Onahole as much as he wants.

3. Everyone involved in the case who isn't him or in his stupid little cult has died of gay scandinavian prude AIDS (100% fatal), leaving him a free man.

Jokes on KF I guess.

Fatty Rackets can't stop winning!

Edits: typos

 

[Captain Manning]

Meh, at this point in my tenure here, I don't think I've seen a SINGLE court case that doesn't involve Null specifically go the way we want.

Acerthorn has lost so many times it's not even funny. He's suing Null now, but his litigation history stretches way back and was well documented and derided on the Farms as he was taking many of those Ls.

I myself first joined the Farms in 2017 in response to the deranged Alex Mauer lawsuit crap. Mauer did not win.

Overall, I would say the Farms has a "mixed record" when it comes to predicting the outcome of court cases. Nick, OTOH, has a positively ATROCIOUS record.

Remember, the Farms took an L with Weebwars (thanks Ty), but so did Nick. Now, having sufficiently learned how utterly full of shit Nick is, the Farms bets against Nick.

What I'm saying here is my money is on God hating Nick more than the Farms. No, he's not gonna get 25 years in prison. That's insane, and so is anybody that thinks so. But I don't think he's walking away from this unscathed either. Even probation would be an L for him. Especially for him, since he hates being told what to do.

The only way the Farms gets felted on any of this is if he walks scott-free. And even then, he's still a POS who will never regain the respect he once had.

From Rekieta's interesting new matter of public cope:

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Let's run down the list of most obvious possible Rekieta Ws.

• CHIPS case sealed
• Generous plea offer
• Change in custody status

"schedule got...unexpectedly filled today in the best way!" fits with the last one. I'm putting my chips (pun not intended) on that.

What exactly is happening, who knows. It could just be what they were proposing 2 months ago where the grandparents would also be moving in.

Agreed. That's where I would put my chips too. Especially in light there was a CPS hearing today.

He'll try to spin it as him getting his kids back, but neglect to mention the conditions and monitoring. Hopefully the grandparents will at least ensure the kids are fed and clothed.

Aleisha Sweep agreed to join the qover

Oh shit! She really IS gonna sweep!