Bad webcomics

[The Un-Clit]

Grats, he's recycling Helen Keller jokes from the 1950s boomers but in anime form. Fuck this guy.

How do you punish Helen Keller? "put a plunger in the toilet bowl'/'put doorknobs on all the walls'.

Yeah, that's very funny shit. To a 6 year old.

 

[Ghostse]

All subtlety went out of the window with that last one. The floodgates were open at that point and...

So to recap: Popopoka creates a comic in which he tortures a little blind girl, slowly ages her up over the years and once she's "old enough," he pimps her out on Patreon.

Nope.
Nope nope nope nope nope.

 

[Cave Fisher]

remembering VGCats guy

I'd rather not remember his attempts at pimping out his characters through official porn with how disgusting that shit's artstyle was by that point.
The way the blond girl expresses confusion at the father very specifically saying "18 and an adult" like it's a disclaimer is kinda funny, though.

There's another comic I've mentioned before, Hello from Halo Head, and the artist just posted a one off piece of a character in a bikini.

I knew the comic was gonna go down that route as soon as the demon girl got naked because it was too hot, then did it again just to piss off the angel girl.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Popopoka (Blind Girl guy) continues his decline. I'm not going to post every time he breathes, but this is certainly a thing:

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Anonitolia]

On Borrowed Time, currently the most popular fan comic on comicfury by a long shot

this piece of shit has finally gotten explicit about the mommy issues plaguing the author's brain by making the ENTIRE TENTH CHAPTER start with Dielle explaining her tragic backstory for the third time in a row

(yes, that is a robotic peg leg on a fucking wild animal)

currently there's about six pages of this slop up and it comes after two completely unrelated, possibly plot-relevant developments were randomly thrown in... after the big gay kiss

very tired so I can't say much more but damn this comic continues to be an exercise in continuously baffling execution of equally-confounding ideas

now if What The Water Gave Me can get its head out of angst and back up its ass to continue providing some quality cringe that'd be great

 

[VasonJoorhees]

Grats, he's recycling Helen Keller jokes from the 1950s boomers but in anime form. Fuck this guy.

How do you punish Helen Keller? "put a plunger in the toilet bowl'/'put doorknobs on all the walls'.

Yeah, that's very funny shit. To a 6 year old.

Is it even supposed to be funny? To me it's fringe softcore torture porn. Maybe I'm not mentally ill enough to 'get it'.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

The Duck has Powerup Comics and that's pretty much all it needs.
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You know you're reading a bad webcomic when Elmo snorting cocaine and surrounded by scantly-clad women is the least of the comic's problems.

Here's another sample of the comic.

idk abour you, but the image of a corpse in their grave trying not to spin after somehow magically detecting a stupid statement is pretty wack

 

[Fag Alert Major Fag Alert]

My homie and I agreed to show more information on *Crazy Comics* today. This one page right here shows how the author's self-insert and his other main characters use cheap tricks to remove any confrontation. Also, in case it isn't obvious, Crazy's character is both one of Bowser's top generals and the nephew of Count Bleck.



The problem doesn't get much better on the next page. Even if he loses, some Deus ex machina would occur shortly to bail him out. Expect to see this "Ramdomize" ability to act like an unbalanced instant-win button.




His comment related to the particular page shows how he likes applying arbitrary rules.




By the way, my bro managed to find bits and pieces of the original comic (the one with over 800 pages) over on the Internet Wayback Machine. He managed to find this gem, which shows what kind of person Crazy was from the beginning.






Jaffar dude was only confused. No need to get rude with him, my man.

 

[liam dees]

My homie and I agreed to show more information on *Crazy Comics* today. This one page right here shows how the author's self-insert and his other main characters use cheap tricks to remove any confrontation. Also, in case it isn't obvious, Crazy's character is both one of Bowser's top generals and the nephew of Count Bleck.

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The problem doesn't get much better on the next page. Even if he loses, some Deus ex machina would occur shortly to bail him out. Expect to see this "Ramdomize" ability to act like an unbalanced instant-win button.

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His comment related to the particular page shows how he likes applying arbitrary rules.

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By the way, my bro managed to find bits and pieces of the original comic (the one with over 800 pages) over on the Internet Wayback Machine. He managed to find this gem, which shows what kind of person Crazy was from the beginning.

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Jaffar dude was only confused. No need to get rude with him, my man.

I really cannot consider this a comic.

 

[Surfin Terf]

I really cannot consider this a comic.

Sprite comics are comics

 

[Arthur Morgan]

This one page right here shows how the author's self-insert and his other main characters use cheap tricks to remove any confrontation. Also, in case it isn't obvious, Crazy's character is both one of Bowser's top generals and the nephew of Count Bleck.

Oh this is bringing on the member berries of places like drunk duck or the middle ground having those shitty sprite comics that the authors were so proud of and would get praised for if they used photoshop instead of paint. There were a few others but I can't remember at the moment.

The funny thing was how many of them would get this tiny but dedicated audience of a hundred or so people who acted like this was the best comic ever, just because they recognized Sonic or Megaman, who were the main sources used. Funnily enough, Mario wasn't that popular, at least as I recall.

 

[Ghostse]

Sprite comics are comics

Disagrre. 8 bit Theater was a novel.

 

[Camel joe]

https://beyondcanon.com/

this thing.

 

[liam dees]

https://beyondcanon.com/

this thing.

Oh no.
Oh, no no no.
That's bad.

 

[Vetus]

You know you're reading a bad webcomic when Elmo snorting cocaine and surrounded by scantly-clad women is the least of the comic's problems.

Here's another sample of the comic.
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idk abour you, but the image of a corpse in their grave trying not to spin after somehow magically detecting a stupid statement is pretty wack

Ant-size comic

Almost all Western webcomics are bad, even the old ones like Sabrina Online. Change my mind.

Also the one that had a decent start with decent comedy material quickly turned into teenage soap operas with Megatokyo being one of the most infamous examples.

A shitty parody of mine for leftist webcomics:

A parody of mine for a cringe leftist strawman comic about mass shooters:

 

[liam dees]

Your webcomics suck, dude.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

the middle ground having those shitty sprite comics that the authors were so proud of and would get praised for if they used photoshop instead of paint. There were a few others but I can't remember at the moment.

You just reminded me this is how Scott Ransoomair (VGCats) got his start.

https://web.archive.org/web/20150318061910/http://www.vgcats.com/badmushrooms/?strip_id=0

 

[Coolio55]

I really want a kiwifarms sprite comic but I'd probably get distracted sifting through TSR.

 

[Cave Fisher]

the nephew of Count Bleck.

Didn't Count Bleck kill like his whole tribe in canon? There's no way he has enough living family to have a brother, let alone a nephew.
Damn this takes me back to the days where OCs would just be the vaguely improbable family members of the authors' favorite characters, I miss them.

 

[Fag Alert Major Fag Alert]

Didn't Count Bleck kill like his whole tribe in canon? There's no way he has enough living family to have a brother, let alone a nephew.
Damn this takes me back to the days where OCs would just be the vaguely improbable family members of the authors' favorite characters, I miss them.

Mmhmm, it's sad some people make bad fanfiction using webcomics of all things. If you can call this a webcomic. It's just a fucking mess