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Oof. Looking rough there Tessie. I thought it was going to be an epic, relaxing, spiritually grounding vacay, instead she looks like she was ridden hard and put away wet. Perhaps Corissa's Fat Camp next time?
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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I notice Tubbers tends to run home to Mississippi when things go really badly for her. It’s pretty clear that she was shaken up by her Italy experience.
As much as Tubby Tess and others cry about fatphobia in the U.S., it is on a whole other level everywhere else across the world. For now, I think she will save face and grimly talk about all the “fun” she had but will never talk about it again here in a few days.
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Did she ever specify where she stashed Bowie while she was on her Tour of Italy? Maybe she’s in the holler to pick him up on her way back west?
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I think jolene, his real mom, is staying at ryann's long beach apt and taking care of bowie
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You inspired Alan Robert's latest video "A Woman So Fat She Has Cellulite On Her Forehead Gives Health and Weight Advice"
Hi Alan!
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She looks like she's about to cry.
This was known
Also, the underwear story disturbs me on a visceral level. For those that skipped this video, she says she's sitting on the front porch of her parents' house in her underwear and her son (unclear which one) says "Mom, you're in your underwear" and she responds with "I'm on my front porch, nobody can see."
This tells me two things:
- No matter which son it was, he was embarrassed/concerned enough to call out his mom about sitting on the front porch in her underwear
- Tess sits around in her underwear often enough she doesn't think it's strange to do outside, and is actually annoyed her child took issue with it
This raises further questions.
Was the son Bowie, and he was stashed in Mississippi? Was it Rylee and he's just living there by himself?
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WOW, Ryan, just...WOW.
What an ABLEIST pig! If Italians are _____phobic, they have a crippling, irrational fear. That is a MENTAL ILLNESS. A DISABILITY.
And it is YOUR FUCKING JOB to
ALLAY
THEIR
FUCKING
FEARS
RYAN HOOVES
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Sorry for the off topic sperg but yes there are different varieties and different qualities, and the difference is staggering.
It's definitely an acquired taste though.
For anyone interested I recommend reading this, you can easily translate it
Scooting off now, sorry for the interruption!
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Shocker, the rest of the world doesn't cater to the bullshit of far acceptance we have to deal with in the US.
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"I'm on my front porch"
Is this a slip that she moved back to Mississippi?
Most likely, since they're just one of many pasta shapes. You can even buy them in the US.
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No, narcs just think everything is theirs forever.
Italy is not fatphobic, it’s expected there that older folks put on a few pounds, nobody in Italy would shame Mama for being gently rounded or Papa for his belt riding lower or higher on his tum. Chubby Italian kids are doted on as good eaters and opera singers are expected to have some size to them. What Italy isn’t is a place for sideshow sized people wallowing on the beach and waddling around town. Tess completely ignores the fact that she’s huge, that people have to step aside when she passes; it doesn’t help that she’s tatted up circus style as well and hollering for attention. Of course people who see her are going to nudge each other and stare.
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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She's definitely nursing some narc wounds. Between being the fat girl in a fat girl group and being in an area that doesn't cater to fat acceptance, she got a heavy dose of reality. What Tess fails to realize that is what she is isn't normal. Between being the size of a pachyderm and all her tattoos, she was going draw attention to herself. She also failed to take into consideration that nobody outside of the United States will spare your feelings. People will talk shit about you, and they will talk shit about you, to you. I'm especially curious how she handled the flight. Flying to Greece has always been a bitch for me since I can't handle sitting down for so long.
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Tess was given one whole #spon item to post while in Italy (and didnt post it until she landed in Mississippi), a dress that Lizzo's clothing line makes. It's supposed to be a flattering body con dress suited for all shapes and sizes. Tess makes it look like a slutty potato sack.
She clearly hates this dress, and is huffing and puffing and bright red as she tries to sing its praises.
She clearly hates this dress, and is huffing and puffing and bright red as she tries to sing its praises.
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Yeah, Tessie; you do look hot in that dress. So hot, you're about to keel over from heatstroke.
Her inability to make up something positive to say about the dress, or make the script she was given sound natural, are a big reason why her career is dead. Back when she was making money, she should have spent some of it on someone who could train her to speak in front of a camera.
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Oh good god, she really burned herself - her tiddies and shoulders are angry red. The option for Fuck It's Hot- weather is linen and covering as much as you can. Surely she understands how much this ages the skin? 
And wow, look a tube dress that looks like shit and fits like shit. Most clothes are going to look terrible on her, but goddamn...
And wow, look a tube dress that looks like shit and fits like shit. Most clothes are going to look terrible on her, but goddamn...
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Her agency used to do a pretty good job of preparing her with talking points for her many one-off daytime television talk show appearances. The problem was that outside of these talking points, she is comes off flat and dull. This is caused both by her poor education, and by her lack of curiosity in the world around her.
Like a lot of white trash, she can only operate at a surface level of human participation. They love sex and toilet humor, and interpersonal drama and gossip. But they aren't interested in the wider world, so there's not much in the way of conversation to be had after exchanges of pleasantries and Tess brags about her sexy anorexic body.
With this dress shill video, you can see Tess shake her chest/butt around and giggle (sex and / or toilet humor), but then she struggles to say much more than "lookit mah dress! Lizzo made it. You can, um, wear it... five ways. This is one way and it is a skirt. Uh, it... saves you from packing lots on vacation. Here is a different way with this dress." More hip shaking and "yas"-ing ensue. Her vapid cow like eyes dart around, and she is out of breath due to the heat, moving her bulk, and the struggle to form more ideas. It is time to eat! She likes eating. End video.
I don't get the dress thing, it’s just a big tube of stretchy fabric. You could cover a king sized mattress or a large beer brewing tank or a refrigerator, so yeah, it’s versatile.
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That dress/skirt is literally the first thing you make when learning to sew/serge stretch knits (that, or a headband). Sew a tube; put a channel for elastic in one end; hem the other; and voila, a dress/skirt, to accessorize and combine as you like. Even Tess could make one; that's how simple they are.
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how in the hell has she managed to find a scarf big enough to wear as a top? if it's only covering her front, how is it staying up?