US US Politics General - Discussion of President Biden and other politicians

 

[TheCrackMonkey]

He's not wrong that the Republicans will be withholding their ammo (until after the DNC at least), but yeah remains to be seen just how damaging that ammo turns out to be. Same situation with Harris and whatever skeletons Trump and Vance plan on waving around for all to see.

I guarantee you that one of said bullets will be the pedo shit.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

If he wanted to be king stud, he'd give girls chocolate and midol on their period, not pads.

If he wanted to King Stud he'd aloofly ignore her, call her "babe" in a surly tone when not ignoring her, and neg her when she's cramping.

 

[STARS158]

He was a weapons inspector for Iraq who got famous for publicity denouncing Bush for making shit up about Saddam having WMDs after getting forced out for saying they didn't.

He turned grifter for the anti-war movement and became buddy buddy with Robert Redford, who wanted to make an anti war movie about Scott giving the finger to Bush.

Then it came out he was a pedophile and rather than try and say Bush and company framed him, he argued that it was no one's business that he liked underage girls and it was distracting people from his important work in the anti-war movement.

He became persona non grata overnight and kept getting busted for being a pedo but always getting a slap in the wrist.

This happens so often I just think you have to write "I am a pedo" on your job application to become a career government worker

 

[mlanguishi]

 

[Dracula's Spirit Animal]

And they all clapped.

BTW I don't like even archiving DU because they get paid ad rev.

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The life long x that saw y retardation and changes their way to be an ultralib are my favorites though.

That is undoubtedly one of the top ten most gay retard things I've read today, and that's actually saying a lot.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Thernovich

 

[Sniperwoof]

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Grug like funny orange man!

 

[Nate Higgers]

Hit me with the clock I can't take 4 hours rn to back up 200 pages

TLDR version: Josh Shapiro was nuked because of a rats nest of office drama going on in Harrisburg along the same exact lines as Andrew Cuomo of New York.

They really wanted him on the ticket, but strategy decision had to be made to go with the goober at the very end.

Spoiler: THE GOODS

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After poisoning my brain and atrophying my brain cells with “this is what Philly/Delaware County accents sound like” for the last 5 years from certain gay homo podcasts I’d like to imagine there’s some thick accented Philly trash right now talking about how “yo did yew hear da gufernur dun trahh’d tew help his homeboy gidawaywif murrdurr? Shits fawk’t up yo”

 

[StarkRavingMad]

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Thernovich wishes his lisp sounded that iconic, lol.

 

[Betonhaus]

I guarantee you that one of said bullets will be the pedo shit.

They literally have a pedophile president right now I don't think they care

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Krassensteins Krassensteining. The left is really trying to "lean in" on the Tampon Tim thing. We'll see how that plays in Peoria.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Defeatist.

I know this is a joke, but it really does shock me how some people can't fucking control themselves. It's okay to want to fuck your secretary - and you know what? Your secretary might want to fuck you, too, but it's not hard to ask first, and it's even easier to move along to the next pound of flesh if the first one says no. It must be a power thing more than a sexual thing because I just don't get it.

Unfortunately, this isn't new. My based Boomer dad has told me a few stories about dating before he met my mom during the "women's lib" movement.

My Dad told me a story about this one date when we picked up some chick for a date in his car, and during the entire drive to the restaurant, she kept ranting and raving about feminism and how chivalry was a form of sexism. When they got to the restaurant, my dad got out of the car and headed right towards the entrance, without opening the car door for her or waiting for her. After she raised a total stink about what he did, he told her, "Yeah, this isn't going to work" and he immediately drove her ass back home. lol.

Another fun story my dad has told me was when he was at a particular office in the 90s. One of his female co-workers had gotten a new haircut, and at the end of the day, she approached my dad and pointed out to him that he had not said anything about her new haircut all day. My dad's response was, "... And I don't intend to." He told me his logic was, "I'm a happily married man, why would I compliment another woman on her appearance, especially a coworker of all people?" Mike Pence might be a fag, but the "Mike Pence Rule" is undeniably based AF.

I once went on a date with a chick and the plan was to meet at a bar, have a few drinks, and see where it went from there. A half hour in, she excused herself to go to the lady's room and guzzled her drink like a pelican before going. When she came back, I asked her what that was about, and she stated very casually that she wasn't going to leave her drink alone with me in case I was a date rapist.

 

[Nate Higgers]

This happens so often I just think you have to write "I am a pedo" on your job application to become a career government worker

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One of my coworkers has done a lot of work for the last few years at a NASA/“space force”/other-satellite-nerd-agency base in the area. Supposedly he’s seen the FBI perpwalk those space computer nerd fags on 4-5 separate occasions, all of them for child porn. And it’s supposedly one of those super high security secret clearance “don’t let the dumbass contractors use their phones outside of the smoke break zones or else they’ll get shot on sight” type places.

 

[STARS158]

They literally have a pedophile president right now I don't think they care

It's just pedos arresting other pedos they disagree with on politics

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

it's even easier to move along to the next pound of flesh if the first one says no.

That's not what "pound of flesh" means.

It's from Merchant of Venice.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

It's so not about "women health" when you don't want abortion clinics to be up to any medical standards.
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Democrats are just fucking evil.

I was having a conversation about politics with some people I work with and two of the women were complaining about Trump wanting to take away their body autonomy and how they could never vote for him for that. Both of these women are almost certainly menopausal. Some Democrats are just fucking stupid.

I'm beginning to suspect David Hogg is actually a Jace Connors-level troll.

No, he's just a massive faggot on such a level that it's difficult to comprehend.

For real. Just listen to this amazing song by fucking Duran Duran, from just two years ago!

That song is pretty awesome. I didn't know they had a new album.

Since we're having an 80's revival in here, here's a new song from Tears for Fears from two years ago that I really like.

Spoiler

Pro Palestine protesters crashed a Kamabla rally.

God do I hope they crash the DNC.

I eagerly await the MSM and ShareBlue's response to the Fudd meme.

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When Walz said he was out to bag some kids, I just thought he was going to shoot some baby goats.

The only way AOC is forced out is if they are ready to run her for President.

I had heard that the party disliked her enough that they were considering getting rid of her through redistricting. Eventually the thirst voters will dry up and voters will get sick of her shit. New York is slowly crumbling and either she's going to flip on a lot of her policies or get replaced with someone else that is willing to be pragmatic.

Did they vet this guy at all or just panic choose him when literally everyone else said lol no?

I don't know if the party did much vetting because I don't think anyone considered him a serious contender. Supposedly Kamala liked him because he said that Trump is weird, which for all I know is why her campaign started forcing out that message.

I'm assuming that if there is worse stuff, the Republicans will save it until after the convention when Walz is officially nominated. The DNC charter does appear to have provisions (see the bylaws for Article 2 Section 8.) that would allow them to replace him if he were to drop out due to some major scandal. It'd be a fucking mess though with only two months before the election and absolutely no one wanting to jump on a sinking ship, but maybe that's Buttigieg's angle to get in.

I will not be at all surprised if some former student of his comes out with claims of having been molested by Walz. I hope the Republicans are smart enough to protect and hide that person because someone in the campaign will call for a favor from the Clinton's if necessary.

 

[Cnidarian]

This happens so often I just think you have to write "I am a pedo" on your job application to become a career government worker

That's their cover story for erasing UFO sightings.

 

[Betonhaus]

One of my coworkers has done a lot of work for the last few years at a NASA/“space force”/other-satellite-nerd-agency base in the area. Supposedly he’s seen the FBI perpwalk those space computer nerd fags on 4-5 separate occasions, all of them for child porn. And it’s supposedly one of those super high security secret clearance “don’t let the dumbass contractors use their phones outside of the smoke break zones or else they’ll get shot on sight” type places.

If everything is that locked down, I wonder if the child porn charges were falsified to either protect state secrets, or more likely to make a vacancy so someone's nephew can get a promotion.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

That's not what "pound of flesh" means.

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It's from Merchant of Venice.

Much like how I've described red bliss potato salad piss enemas elsewhere on this forum, I was intentionally repurposing the phrase.

However, you are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

 

[Nate Higgers]

If everything is that locked down, I wonder if the child porn charges were falsified to either protect state secrets, or more likely to make a vacancy so someone's nephew can get a promotion.

It’s only that locked down for retards like me who don’t work directly for NASA/DoD/NRO or whatever other faggy nerd agency those computer queers work for.

I’d rather be a proud retard than a shameful chomo though