Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Idk maybe it’s a public service? Murder is a very hyperbolic term. Amber is already 500+ pounds and no one can make her do anything. Same with the last land whale. If they want to eat themselves into the grave that takes some serious dedication.

There are always certain things that stick out in streams for me. The one with Alexis was ALR telling her Emily liked very big women. Saying “her ex was 1000 pounds.” I try to imagine someone telling me that about a person they are supposedly entering into a relationship with and my brain just blanks out. 1000 pounds ffs! It blows my mind.

its assisted suicide really, deff feels more like manslaughter than murder but still there are malicious intentions in the whole thing. Sexual gratification for tommy means endangering others well being.

 

[GeekBar]

If I received that Crumbl Cookie video I think I would have to light my phone on fire

 

[FatalTater]

If you're planning to enjoy any food, don't be watching Amber at the same time. lol
If you need an idea for snacks, perhaps cookies?

Spoiler: Crumbl Peanut Butter Cookie Recipe

Crumbl Peanut Butter Cookie Recipe

to make approximately 35 cookies (or 140 minis!):

Ingredients:

1 pounds of SALTED butter
2 pounds Smooth Peanut Butter
1 pound of white sugar
8 whole eggs
1 tbs vanilla extract
4 pounds of flour
*half an ingredient pack* Crumbl has an ingredient packet that goes into their cookies to make sure that no one but corporate officially knows their recipes. however based on what is missing from a standard chocolate chip cookie recipe and what happens to the cookies if you forget the packet I have come up with this solution
5 tablespoons baking soda
5 tablespoons baking powder

Instructions:

preheat your oven to 290 degrees F or 143 C

Cream together butter, peanut butter and sugar into a large bowl. Add in eggs and vanilla. Add flour and mix until you have a smooth and consistent mixture.

Crumbl cookies weighs each cookie at 5 ounces.

Best approximation is that you’ll be making about 35 cookies so go for that if you don’t have a scale.

*if you are making just standard cookies roll them in extra white sugar before pressing them with a fork to create a criss cross pattern.

*if you want to make the minis like Crumbl does for catering the weight is 1.3 ounces and the bake time is 10 minutes*

Place on a parchment lined baking sheet leaving 2 inches between each cookie and the edges of the baking sheet. You can fit 9 on a standard cookie sheet.

Bake for 16 minutes, rotating the pan 11 minutes in. (Crumbl has ovens the rotate while baking constantly so this will help even cooking times)

Let cookies cool for 5-10 minutes before eating.

 

[UnrealPrime]

Which one is meant to be 'attractive' exactly?!?

To be fair by Amberverse standards the female one is practically Aphrodite.

I wonder how Colleen's family feels after Emily claimed she was the lOvE oF hEr lAiF but has moved on so quickly to another super mega death fat?

It would be poetic if in a few years when Amber is taking her last labored breaths in her bariatric deathbed she glances over at the most gentle, loveeen partner she's ever had and catches a glimpse of her texting a new flesh mattress to inform her she'll finally be single soon.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

It would be poetic if in a few years when Amber is taking her last labored breaths in her bariatric deathbed she glances over at the most gentle, loveeen partner she's ever had and catches a glimpse of her texting a new flesh mattress to inform her she'll finally be single soon.

That would just mean that she died doing what she loved.

Edit: for those that don't recognize it, this was an Amber quote.
Years ago (Becky era, I think) people were giving her grief over her current weight loss failure, and in her vlog she did this whole random-ass story about "a friend" who posted this phrase on their wall, and how it spoke to Amber. Her audience at the time inferred that Amber was hinting about her contentment with remaining 500+ lbs even if it killed her. I just realized now how obscure this random Amber molmunt was.

 

[Malory Archer]

If I received that Crumbl Cookie video I think I would have to light my phone on fire

Hopefully, you'd upload it here first before lighting the match

 

[Xenomorph]

What's truly amazing is that Emily is more than happy being in a public relationship with a woman who is so fucking childish and infantile. I understand the fetish aspect (Emily likes fat, Amber is fat, job done) but the juvenile social media posts, the online drama and her poor attitude and personality? That doesn't even register as a negative to the chubby chasing degenerate? The rolls and crusty folds are so alluring she can just overlook the rest of this humiliating mess?

A normal person would be embarrassed if their partner acted/lived/spoke/existed like this. Why is Emily encouraging it? Holy shit.

She is into age-play, wiping Amber, putting on diapers, sponge baths, dress her and feed her. Think about it, Amber loves being cared for like an adult baby and Emily will make sure she can cause she gets off to it.

 

[chicken parm gorl]

Amber's latest talk about her relationship with Tommy has me high key concerned. I really think she is considering moving again, and if she does, she is the dumbest person alive. If she's gonna ruin her own life by moving miles away from anyone that might actually care about her, I wish she would at least rehome her pets first.

 

[pussy puncher]

she’s so full of shit

 

[mil0]

AL live now, trying her best to make alexis look crazy as predicted.

 

[440088]

 

[inquizadoor]

i was in there less than a minute and she said 'hectic' 5 goddamned times im out

 

[Daisy Randone]

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I can smell this picture

 

[Daisy Randone]

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Im more curious about this claim that Jade was abusive towards Big Al. As well as the claim that Tommy was "rough" with her in person.

Amberlynn also apparently had to take a knife out of Jade's hands.

 

[singlepringle900]

weird... my spidey senses are going off due to what's been transpiring.. this person has sent SEVERAL stuff asking ALR to say things... idk... what do you guys think?

 

[FatalTater]

Amber is an idiot.

Spoiler: Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cookies

Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cookies
This will make approximately 16 cookies.

Ingredients:

1 lb SALTED butter
1.2 lb pumpkin purée
.75 lb white sugar
1.5 lb brown sugar
2 eggs
1 c canola oil
1 tbls vanilla
1.65 lb flour
1 tbls cinnamon
1.5 tbls baking powder
1 tbls salt
1.5 tbls baking soda
1 lb semi sweet chocolate chips

Directions-

Preheat your oven to 290 degrees F or 143 C

Cream together butter and sugar. Add eggs, oil, purée, and vanilla. Mix until just combined. Mix in flour. Add chocolate chips. Mix until you have a smooth and consistent dough.

Scoop 2.5 oz of batter onto a GREASED parchment lined baking sheet leaving 2 inches between each cookie and the edges of the baking sheet. You can fit 8 on a standard cookie sheet

(The dough will be very sticky.)

Bake your cookies for 16 minutes, rotating the pan 11 minutes in! (Crumbl has ovens the rotate while baking constantly so this will help even cooking times)

Let cookies cool for 5-10 minutes before eating.

 

[Mom_Is_A_Problem]

Did I join in at a bad time?

 

[-Jack-]

I am so bored of this dram now. Her lives are the worst shit she puts does, because you get to see how awful her personality really is and she still has to get “drunk” lmao.

She won’t stop yet though, so many retards are still super chatting her and shes making bank so good for her I guess. Gotta pay for that jeep and Emilys lifestyle.

I find it interesting how she rarely mentions her mum now, we all know that shes not bothered about her now that she has Emily.

Amber go back to your pathetic vlogs, pretending to weigh in and go full feeder mode like Chantal or Hungry fat chick

 

[singlepringle900]

Someone got her gorls! lmao

 

[chicken parm gorl]

Someone got her gorls! lmao

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She was literally so dumb for this. Its her own fault for having no mods and still continuing to livestream while 'drunk' on a wednesday night