Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Watching Rekieta]

It's not that part, retard, it's all the other shit about Kayla secretly and unethically being represented by Nick or his attorney or the shit about April being out of the house or literally EVERYTHING BESIDES THE DEFERRED ADJUDICATION.

?? I said Nick was unethical trying to represent Kayla and April. He repeated last week in that interview where he said "his clients" were deprived of "their lawyer." Kayla presented the same judicial removal request as Nick. That's borderline unethical. I think he's feeding both Kayla and April bullshit that they don't need attorneys. I think that's unethical.

I also speculated that the decision to charge April with a felony 8 weeks after being arrested with Rekieta's was tied to keeping her away from Rekieta's children when they were going to be returned to their house. I didn't say she "out of the house." I believe she was charged because a probation condition is often restrictive of who drug addicts can associate with. The charge was to keep April away from where the kids lived to the extent the prosecutor can make it happen. Now we learn that returning kids to the house happened a week after the charging. Still don't know how that affected her living conditions but the timing makes sense if that was their intent. I certainly didn't know the timing when I speculated. I think it makes more sense than "they charged her to flip on nick" which is retarded.

 

[Canard]

CPS probably just think it is better to keep kids around their parents when the parents appear at least somewhat clean in the moment... Don't they return kids to much worse people?

Doesn't mean it is not over and both are not going to be checked on regularly.

 

[repentance]

Holy shit no wonder the maid left. You couldn't pay me enough to pick up after these disgusting coomer crackheads. HOW DO YOU LET THE CARPETS TURN BLACK?

Filthy fucks. That sty should be bulldozed with Nick and Kayla inside.

I wonder if it only got into that state after the nanny left. It's not hard to trash a house in a matter of months.

 

[Captain Manning]

Your "boy" was basically done with your mongoloid ass until you started running your mouth after his arrest, and he had to make sure you were still loyal to the balldo.

Yeah, no joke.

Coomy was crying that he had little contact with Rekieta for months.

Then Nick gets arrested and suddenly Nick gets super friendly with Coomy again real fast. Those stories Coomy was telling about hookers, $20,000 worth of blow, and the supposed medical benefits of the aforementioned blow, might have had something to do with that. Call it a hunch.

As to why they grew distant, I had a theory that maybe Nick was unhappy that Coomy's bullshit borked Nick's chance to get Pippa on his show ("bullet dodged"), but I dunno. It's just a theory I had.

Now I guess Andrew gets Pippa, but Nick gets Coomy to shut up and repeat anything Nick says.

That's so cute that he thinks that his totally not drugged up hyper friend tells him not only everything, but that it is also sourced from the whole truth. Amazing.

Though I tend to agree with @Captain Manning that it's more likely Mr. Misallot is trying to boost his own unsatisfactory numbers. He's still holding onto his remaining Rekieta's shares that he bought at their highest point hoping they'll still be worth millions one day.

Well, they're not mutually exclusive. He can be both a stupid gullible dumbass, AND think that remaining in Rekieta's orbit it is a good way to boost his numbers.

To wit, I would argue that remaining Team Rekieta, in 2024, with any expectation of success, is just another form of proof that the person doing that is a dumbass.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

I sincerely hope that the grandparents have moved in, it'll be mere days before Narcissist Nick finds some irreconcilable flaw with them and begins seething that he has to do basic life shit like buying their groceries, taking out their trash, making their bed or any other intolerable aggression.

I hope the grandparents drag both Kayla and Nick out of bed each morning and force them to make their kids a healthy breakfast. Followed up by a round of laundry. Cleaning up clutter. Vacuuming. And totally push their shit in when they whine and complain about how they have excuses as to why they cannot do it.

Ah, who are we kidding. They cleaned up the entire balldo house for them. Kayla didn't end up the way that she is without enabling. The grandparents are going to be doing all of the work while the balldo sleeps in with his two wives just to rub it in the grand parent's face.

Speaking of which, they are Kayla's parents right? I wonder how well they are going to take the sister wife fucking around sleeping in Nick's bed, mooching off of them, replacing Kayla.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

he's gotta do something when he isn't creeping on vtubers and trying not to crash his some poor dupes race car.

fixed

 

[Mandatory User Name]

All that stuff about MANdy, about Kayla fawning all over her (him) etc. about trying to get MANdy to come to events and meet them in person. Was MANdy Nick's first attempt at getting an April like live-in fucktoy for him and his bisexual wife?

Was Nick's plan from the start, after that podcast appearance he and April initially shared together, to snare April, and the Cocaine was a way of making her 100% reliant on him while pushing Aaron's broke/no coke ass away?

How is April gonna handle living in a (drug) clean house? I don't think she's sticking around if the drugs disappear, and CPS will be on top of that.

 

[Major]

If you read between the lines of his recent statement about not streaming, you can tell he's miserable and already regrets the kids being back - calling it 'chaotic'.

The stress of heating up ready meals for 5 kids and driving for an hour a day is going to break him. The nanny kept the lid on things for months but when she left the house went to shit very quickly. Kayla is useless and April is probably living in the woods like one of the dreaded skunks now.

I think Nick is going to slowly start drinking more again and using other, easier to hide drugs, like ketamine or some other pills.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

The felony coke possession case was always the big one and I doubt that just went away.

If this is true, Nick is miserable right now.

Welcome home!

 

[Sharpeteer]

He has expressed openly and plainly on several occasions that he hates his children.

If they truly are coming home, then there is no possible way that he's happy about it, other than the possibility of trying to so-called "own" people online.

Also, this would mean the children are now subjected to the drunk driving once again. Great.

Also, Cody Dennison is by far the most pathetic of the Balldoguardes, even more than Kurt. Cody is just a fragile broken man that cannot accept that Nick isn't really his friend, so he does this. Cry more (on another video I mean).

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Possible. I do think that eldest son will talk some shit to April at some point.

I think the eldest son willl be whisked off to a relative somewhere. He is old enough to drive and live somewhat independently, also narcs dont like male children that aren't under their thumb and compliant with them to be near the rest of the kids they abuse mentally. Mostly because male teenagers can push your shit in once you go over the line. Second there other four kids his parents have to contend with so one kid off their plate is a win. I am guessing similar shit will happen with number 2 once he is able to drive.

Its usually how it goes with large dysfunctional families. The eldest leaves and then he/ she pulls the rest with them mostly because the parents can't control every kid and b they think they have others to spare .

 

[buttmunch]

The felony coke possession case was always the big one and I doubt that just went away.

i don't know, why would you give the kids back if it was going to be? they'll both take the plea, nick will do it out of spite and to stop the body cam footage coming out alone, but nigger we know your house is a dirty shit hole at this point, fingers crossed something funny will happen still anyway though

 

[Procrastinhater]

if her family loves her at all i hope they're pressuring the fuck out of her to take the plea. there's literally no upside to dragging this out for her to inevitably lose and get a worse sentence.

kayla, you don't love nick and nick doesn't love you. he's replacing you with a whore 10 years younger then you. there is no future with him that doesn't lead to you either in jail, dead or without your kids.

Pull Up.

If she took her responsibilities as a mother seriously she would divorce rape the Balldo lawyer "Man" and take custody of the kids. Nicks rich parents would make sure the kids are OK so she doesn't need to worry about money.
Nick is making a fool out of her, he's replaced her with a busted out gold digging coke whore that while low class and run through is a younger, less pilled out and vacant human fleshlight.
He has no respect for Kayla, her future with Nick is non existent, short, and dark. At least by leaving him she can try to rebuild her relationship with her kids.
Nick quite clearly couldn't give a fuck about the kids (or her).
She's a drugged out mess though.
Look at that mugshot. There's no lights in those eyes, she's fucked, so she's probably just gonna stick around to be humiliated and shat on as Nick and his fleshlight increasingly sideline the goblin like mother of his kids.

 

[sixart]

Late, but what's the story of "heartfelt"? Was that the precursor to "wish you a million dollars."

I thought it was https://youtu.be/whhJuvcWefg&t=120 Kurt's FUCK YOU, heartfelt

but it's the Jack Murphy to Sydney Watson FUCK YOU, hearltfelt https://youtu.be/114pW94g1HQ&t=48

btw expect Rekieta to full bore conservastreamer now. Absolution and forgiveness blah blah man sins and fucks cokewhores blah blah child neglect JESUS LOVES YOU. He'll likely stream with Elijah gay-chemsex-convert who had the brass to tell Glenn Beck he's going to Hell for being Mormon

 

[Pagan Min]

the Balldo lawyer Man

You forgot ALL (that is, to the realms of infinity) the quotation marks around "Man"...

 

[Nate Higgers]

You guys think the 16 year old would ever come out with the truth of living in that household in ~2 years? Or is that too of me?

 

[Redhook]

Maybe MNPublicRecords will have the real story. I’m guessing Kayla’s parents bent the knee and moved into the Balldohouse

MNPublic Records might very well be Nick. You see, he may have been ”leaking” things such as the test results in order to get the case tossed on a technicality.

 

[northstar747]

You guys think the 16 year old would ever come out with the truth of living in that household in ~2 years? Or is that too of me?

he s young and involved in a church community. his dad is soo public about shit i doubt he ll spill any tea

 

[Redhook]

By "win" I suspect he means Nick has permission of Minnesota to see and possible parent his own children as long as he takes random drug tests and lets them inspect his home at their leisure. This is what qualifies as a "win" in the Balldoverse.

Also, let's hope April is now gone as a condition.

Or MNPublicRecords is really Nick and he used that account to leak things that are considered attorney work product in order to get the case tossed with prejudice on constitutional grounds. He did after all argue that in one of his last filings in the CHIPS case, specifically relating to the positive hair follicle cocaine test. I may be wrong but this is the kind of manipulation that I would expect from someone like Nick.

 

[Nick's Snort Tube]

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"hyper honest"

Poor Camelot is getting snowed harder than nick.