Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

"Piggytomlinson" strikes again!

What I find funny is that someone trying to get contract killers involved (or framing someone) should be big news, but everyone read that post and was like "this is stupid. not even worth commenting." This is pretty much the only response it got:

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lmao

Jackie, you're bad at this and retarded, find a new hobby before you actually end up in prison.

I can't wait for the torSWATTs trial. He's a kid and has no loyalty to the deadbeats that stiffed him for his services. He's going to throw Jackie and Rick under the bus. The level of cope, justification, and general bullshit will be off the charts. Jackie will end up in jail because she's broke and doesn't have a street to shit on, like a pot to piss in but she's Indian and fat. Fat Rick will make bail, go against his lawyer child's advice and ramble incoherent conspiracy theories about how he is actually the victim on xitter. It will be a shit show and might hit levels of national news. Patrick will finally win lolcow of the year.

 

[Bukke Bruse]

Apparently, someone is trying to frame Patrick into hiring an assassin from rentahitman.com

rentahitman.com, lol lmao even. Only Jackie would be retarded enough to look at that glowie url and not think its a honeypot to put you on a list.

 

[Null]

Is there anyone Patrick-adjacent from or near Lawrenceville, GA?

 

[smug comporon]

All I have ever, ever known of Lizzo is that she's black, fat, and played an invaluable antique flute while twerking. I don't listen to rap, but I could tell you who Kanye is, and whatever Kanye songs people like. Confusing Lizzo for other irrelevant fat black women is probably a sign of touching grass at the right angle.

She's also a lesbian. Lizzo is an experiment to see if you put enough minority points on somebody can they become famous despite not actually having any talents.

 

[Broadside]

She's also a lesbian. Lizzo is an experiment to see if you put enough minority points on somebody can they become famous despite not actually having any talents.

And it worked!

 

[OffTopic]

Is there anyone Patrick-adjacent from or near Lawrenceville, GA?

Please sweet baby Jesus in a manger on Christmas, tell me you have their IP address.

 

[Judge Holden]

Turns out Rick is the long lost brother of Mr. Krinkle.
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There has got to be a deeper reason why we keep coming back to the subject of Primus on this thread....

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

The very same day that a very obvious false flag was posted there, "Lord Fatrick" just so happened to stop by and notice it.

You think this is something, you think this is bad, this chicanery? She's done worse. That Doxbin post, are you telling me a new user just happens to notice that? No. SHE orchestrated it. Snackie. She defecated on a sidewalk!

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

If it turns out that fats was NOT swatting himself (or only did it once) but snackie WAS swatting his ass - shit, interstellar ships won't work, we'll need intergalactic ships to retrieve my sides

 

[Judge Holden]

Alright, diggy niggying into his xitter to see if there are any comments about friends/family in georgia. Thus far this has been the only notable result


Fuck my ass and call me Cecil, I never realised just how fucking odd the top half of his head looks till I saw this pic

EDIT: ok reached end, doesnt seem to be any overt mention of a georgia associate. Will check Pajeeta's feed and sneed next

 

[Spunt]

Please sweet baby Jesus in a manger on Christmas, tell me you have their IP address.

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From what I've been able to find out there are no VPNs or proxies that exit there. If this is "Lord Fatrick", they did it with their shields down. Hull breach imminent.

 

[Nod Flenders]

If it turns out that fats was NOT swatting himself (or only did it once) but snackie WAS swatting his ass - shit, interstellar ships won't work, we'll need intergalactic ships to retrieve my sides

No, child, I never swatted myself. That is a conspiracy. Enjoy prison, stalker!

 

[Something Awful]

Rick tweeted this banger while he was supposed to be moderating a panel discussion on terraforming. Thoughts?

1) Panel ended 20 minutes early
2) Rick was sitting there tweeting while he was supposed to be moderating
3) Rick was told "thank you for coming, but your services won't be required"

It looks like the other participants were actual engineers/scientists, so not sure what kind of "moderation" 1.7 was supposed to contribute.

Update:

ah, it was the travel gremlin. WTF Rick, is there anything you won't fuck up?

 

[Spunt]

So he missed the one vaguely productive thing he was supposed to do? Why isn't he staying at the hotel? Useless spud-man. He's probably lying and just couldn't find the room like in that scene from Spinal Tap.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

1) Panel ended 20 minutes early
2) Rick was sitting there tweeting while he was supposed to be moderating
3) Rick was told "thank you for coming, but your services won't be required"

4) the stage had a weight limit
5) the staff could smell the booze coming off him and was visibly too drunk/hungover

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

So he missed the one vaguely productive thing he was supposed to do? Why isn't he staying at the hotel? Useless spud-man. He's probably lying and just couldn't find the room like in that scene from Spinal Tap.

I prefer to believe he had a drink induced rage situation at the airport that made Ethan Ralph's look like a mild disagreement, and had to buy a new phone because his got taken away.

 

[Spunt]

5) the staff could smell the booze coming off him and was visibly too drunk/hungover

This is Glasgow. They won't let you in if you're not at least 7 pints deep.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Is there anyone Patrick-adjacent from or near Lawrenceville, GA?

Can I ask why? No one off the top of my head, though some are speculating he had a layover there/nearby on his way to Scotland

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Is there anyone Patrick-adjacent from or near Lawrenceville, GA?

Well there's ol' Great Granpappy Tomlinson, fought in the war he did. When slavery was abolished, opened up his Lawrenceville Wurstfabrik he did. Made a healthy profit recycling outdated farm equipment he did.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

are we revisiting Patrick's culpability in his own "50+ SWATTings"? you have no idea how excited i am for that.

for anyone new to the Tomlinson Saga™ there is strong evidence that suggests Fat Rick is responsible for the many dozens of police responses made to the hovel. there is no concrete evidence that he or even Jackie did so or enlisted Torswats, but what has been posted in the past is so believable that you can't reasonably say he didn't do it and frankly it's so incriminating that he should have no choice but to have his private life turned inside out to prove his innocence. he is so fucking suspicious in the matter and i'm pretty sure a few people here speculated he was preparing a lawsuit against Milwaukee and using the swattings as justification before those proceedings were formally initiated.

Rick could very easily get ahead of swatting accusations by revealing his finances and cooperating with the legal system but he won't do that. he went on vacation and went swimming with a very expensive phone and deliberately destroyed it because it probably contained evidence of him swatting himself. his personal email address was found to have been used to make an account on telegram already. i believe there were even discussions about crypto, but i'm not too keen on that these days.

if there is any mystery in the Patrick Tomlinson lifetime that deserves to be solved, it's that of how convenient those swattings were when contrasted with his and Niki's demonstrable fraud of the US Gov's PPP loans during the china virus pandemic and his ultimate lawsuit against the Milwaukee PD. he is a fucking liar and he's only going to keep getting away with it for so long.