Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Ambivalenz]

You actually think he does anything to present as female, or ever will?

Nawh.

He's explicitly said in the past that he doesn't dress as a woman.

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[Sinner's Sandwich]

Nawh.

Dick and balls aren't a "rare endocrine" disorder.

There are women who have such disorders but none of them have masculinized bodies. Jake is just talking out of his fat ass to justify his trannyism.

 

[Jerk Sauce]

As if he isn't sporting that beard because he's a fat basement dwelling neckbeard who thinks that it helps to cover the fact that he's overweight. No Jake it's your fat that makes you look fat, the beard isn't covering you for anything. The level of supposed paranoia these people display outright sickens me, compared to say 40 years ago the LGBTQ community's level of general acceptance, is far beyond anything people back then would have hoped for.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

"rare disorder"

I wasn't aware that having a Y chromosome was a disorder, or a rare one at that.

 

[randomfarmer]

Being a fat faggot is not rare at all, Jake.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

I wish I were stupid enough to think that I could accomplish my goals in life simply by saying them over and over and over again.

Yellow Yam Scam
@yellowyamscam
I am very strong. I can deadlift 430 lbs. Some people think I can't, but I suffer from a rare disorder that makes it appear to people that I can't. The disorder is called not being able to lift 430 lbs.

Yellow Yam Scam
@yellowyamscam
1/2 I constantly have sex with the MILF that lives two doors down. It's easy to think I don't, because I've never put my penis in her or even been alone in the same room with her

Yellow Yam Scam
@yellowyamscam
2/2 but the reality is that anyone who thinks I need to have sex with her in order to have sex with her is suffering from internalized bigotry

 

[heathercho]

Nawh.

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Let's examine a vital statement here shall we?

"I was born with a rare endocrine disorder" - Now this my dear Jake would take an endocrinologist to diagnose, unless you went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College : Google/Troon Campus.
No doubt with an endocrinologist, your mother would have been involved, in some part, since you seem to lack the agency to do anything worthwhile on your own and you "live in the middle of nowhere". That'd involve Mommy for sure. Either a car trip from Mommy, info from Mommy. Regardless, she would have been involved.

This leads to the fact that you said your mother wasn't supportive of you. Now, now Jake, don't you find that a bit odd? Surely a mother of a child who has a rare endocrine disorder, wouldn't NEED her endocrine compromised assigned male at birth "son" to tell her, he's decided he's "Trans". No Jake - that is a conversation that would have happened when the info the endocrinologist came up. Your mother would take that into account and discuss that with you. If it happened. Which we both know it didn't.

Never mind the fact that this endocrine disorder WOULD manifest in several ways and it wouldn't leave you looking like a typical MALE, with male baldness, male body hair, male largeness etc. That's all testosterone related. Which a reasonable person would acknowledge would be lacking in your bullshit disorder.

You should remember this classic quote, Jake, which I think goes like -
"Oh, what a tangled beard we weave...when first we practice to deceive."

 

[AnOminous]

No doubt with an endocrinologist, your mother would have been involved, in some part, since you seem to lack the agency to do anything worthwhile on your own and you "live in the middle of nowhere". That'd involve Mommy for sure. Either a car trip from Mommy, info from Mommy. Regardless, she would have been involved.

So he's saying his mom, who puts up with all his shit, literally hates him for a "rare endocrine disorder."

More bullshit from Jake, a lying sack of shit if there ever was one.

 

[Hellfire]

Jake went on some long rant about Randi Harper and some new Twitter feature he says is "the perfect system for people to paint targets" and how he hates the rat king Twitter culture he's indocrinated himself into where everyone has to attack everyone else and he thinks Twitter is "terrible," and Jake is hoping Chelsea or Nora RRREEEEEEEd will give him nudes for white knighting them.

If Twitter is so "terrible" then get a fucking job and stop spending 16 hours a day on it, Jake.

Spoiler

RANDI HARPER

 

[heathercho]

So he's saying his mom, who puts up with all his shit, literally hates him for a "rare endocrine disorder."

More bullshit from Jake, a lying sack of shit if there ever was one.

Yep, pretty damn spiteful and a slap in the face for all she does for her 'tarded Obelix looking son.
It's one thing to invent a lie that makes you look like a victim of circumstance and another to malevolently attack the only person who loves and cares for you enough to keep your fat, useless, sponging ass alive, JUST to impress a bunch of ne'er-do-well fucked up tards online, who don't give a shit if you live or die.

 

[AnOminous]

There needs to be a picture of that RAAAAAAANDI thing but with a bearded dwarf instead of Nora REEEEEE.

 

[Hellfire]

There needs to be a picture of that RAAAAAAANDI thing but with a bearded dwarf instead of Nora REEEEEE.

I'd like to see @BOLDYSPICY! 's take on this scene as narrated by Jake in the chat logs.

Spoiler: References

[02/01/2015, 4:59:24 PM] Secret Gamer Girl: but, granted, that IS advice from someone sitting in a room using unsold boardgames as makeshift insulation
[02/01/2015, 5:00:09 PM] Secret Gamer Girl: I've got like 700 of the things, pushed up against drafty windows they do the job pretty well

[28/12/2014, 2:35:52 PM] Secret Gamer Girl: my game I'm using as insulation because I suck at self-promotion is technically competetive, but it's so darn asymetrical and goofy I don't see anyone ever getting into a tournament mindset over it

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

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It's beautiful, put it in the Op!

 

[repentance]

Jake went on some long rant about Randi Harper and some new Twitter feature he says is "the perfect system for people to paint targets" and how he hates the rat king Twitter culture he's indocrinated himself into where everyone has to attack everyone else and he thinks Twitter is "terrible," ...

I love how these fuckdrops blame the technology and not the way they use it. Who'd have thought that using your Twitter as a Livejournal and "venting" your personal issues to 3,000 strangers might have repercussions for your interpersonal relationships?

If you wouldn't stand up and make those same comments at a public gathering, then don't put them on Twitter. If you wouldn't want to see them quoted on the evening news, then don't post them publicly online. Stop using the internet as your therapist and the problem disappears. In real life, people vent to a handful of friends - friends they know well enough to know what they will do with that information.

 

[Hellfire]

What was it, last weekend or two weekends ago that Jake said he couldn't think of any reasons not to kill himself?

Not that he can even afford it (he has less than $40 in his bank account, allegedly) but Jake doesn't want to "support Nintendo" because of that Five Fun Guys-Watergate thing in Paper Mario that Chelsea Van Valkenberg sperged out about. This is despite Nintendo themselves saying it had nothing to do with her Five Guys burgers and fries and Chelsea memory holing her original tweets after making a fool of herself.

Jake's fellow butthurt sperg tells him to just pirate the games but Jake doesn't want to "breach his ethical stance" and"betray" his "peers."

 

[An Ghost]

Sure, jake may be homeless soon because he's totally trans guys and this winter is gonna be something fierce too. But you know he would buy pokemon in a half a second. even though he has literally over 700 steam games. priorities.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Sure, jake may be homeless soon because he's totally trans guys and this winter is gonna be something fierce too.

He is a fatass - so at least he will not starve to death that quickly.

 

[repentance]

We should probably look into Gaby. You just know that someone who thinks pirating is "self-care" is going to be six ways from Sunday batshit.

 

[folandi]

Sorry I guess I'm late to the party but what the fuck does that 5 guys joke even mean

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Jake will never be homeless. He can literally build his own out of his unsold board games.