Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
Viva and Barnes going over the initial thing, shortly after it happened. Lots of legal analysis of a certain perspective. It goes on and on, but there are comparisons to "smelling pot from miles away" and the like.
Barnes straight up says that Rekieta is being victimized because he "was the biggest political critic of the local corruption in that small town."



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Source is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEHqZJqHBeA around 57 minutes.
 
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Nick is not smart.
"I'm not a smart man, but I know what cope is"
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Barnes straight up says that Rekieta is being victimized because he "was the biggest political critic of the local corruption in that small town."

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Mr. Balldo has also mentioned numerous times during interviews and streams to see Barnes' take (or something along those lines, I don't know the exact verbiage) regarding the warrant and his other legal matters, a de facto endorsement of the crazy stuff Barnes says.
 
Tim Walz has more important things to worry about than Nick Rekieta. Like his own Stolen Valor.
And openly shitting on the First Amendment, literally saying it doesn't even exist if "muh hate speech" or "disinformation," i.e. disagreeing with the prevailing narrative in any way. Absolutely ghastly choice. Fuck Minnesota.
That is beyond retarded. If this was 2019 then yeah I could buy it but we live in a post coke stream world.
The entire Minnesota government is conspiring to persecute the brave hero who tried to bring the power of the Balldo to the PEOPLE.
 
He has never said the police did anything wrong during the execution of the search warrant on his premises and both dares me and wishes me luck in finding evidence to the contrary to support a petition to the Kandiyohi County Sheriff's Department.
"I said Monty PROBABLY sucks little boy cock."

- Nick Rekieta (lying as always when things don't go his way)

Honestly, it's true most of the retarded conspiracy shit came from Barnes's and his ilk, but Nick at least implied it on several occasions. He also outright accused Sweep of being a liar. Frankly, I would think the Sweep shit would be enough, but I dunno. It's a weird law.

Besides, like you say in your followup post, you might not even need words from own his mouth. Team Barnes's insanity could be enough to point to a conspiracy theory making the rounds.

Team Rekieta in general says this is a massive governmental conspiracy to railroad an innocent man. Well, we can very well have that! We, the concerned public, MUST know the truth!

I'll take your word for it. I know he has talked quite in depth for years that cops and prosecutors will lie, even under oath, and how corrupt CPS is but I really can't remember anything specifically about his current fuck up other than saying the judge drinks vagina beer during the coke stream which was before all this mess. Maybe it's all become a dull rumble for me.
You don't have to take anybody's word for it. He straight up called Sweep out by full name as a liar in one of his first streams (the first stream?) following his release from jail. He also threw shade on her agency in general. The clip was posted again when Null asked this question earlier in the week.
 
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There's always a minute chance for redemption. Nick has shown zero signs of it though.
Nick as far as I am concerned is like his Redo of Healer he loves so much. Irredeemable.
One laughed at the thought.

I recall seeing a video where someone purported to be talking to university-age protestors in America to ask what they were protesting, and none of then could tell him. Nick is probably to rural to rouse a mob of such people, but the idea is amusing.
He could but it would be the sov cit "THATS NOT MY NAME ITS IN CAPITAL LETERS REEEEEEEEEEE" types. The cops basically have zero patience with those types.

Speaking of which, I seem to recall Nick going over a case (election or monopoly I think) one point and stating "You can't judge allege conspiracy, you need actual proof of it occurring"...
 
I think those are the clips you are referring to, right?

He said the guy who handed him the warrant knew the underlying probable cause is "bullshit".


This is funny because during the same clip, he also said that the main reason he had the expert strategy of giving a statement to the cops was because he had to call the cop a pussy. Considering he gave statements to the cops two times, I would guess he's compelled to call the cops pussies twice. Sounds like a reasonable legal strategy.

He hinted at a plot against him by talking in generalities. When questioned if it applies to his case he retreats and says "I didn't say that."


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Barnes straight up says that Rekieta is being victimized because he "was the biggest political critic of the local corruption in that small town."
More from same stream:

Robert Barnes accuses Ofifcer Pomplun, the officer who wrote the search warrant application of "effectively perjury" for not mentioning Aaron "thinks Rekieta stole his wife and caused his divorce" (note: this is not even true since the search warrant application mentions that they "may have had a falling out" - Aaron did not reveal the polycule until after the arrests)

Officer Pomplun was present for the search:
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Barnes adds a baseless conspiracy theory about Officer Pomplun:
"he's obsessed with getting Nick, and he's scared that if anyone else is involved they won't agree with him. He's scared that if anyone else is involved, they won't confirm these rumors and gossip. He's scared if anyone else is involved, Nick will get tipped off before he gets to raid the house.

You got a corrupt cop, a vengeful, vindictive cop, looking to get Nick Rekieta, and he's willing to break the law and violate the Constitution to do it."



EDIT: Source is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEHqZJqHBeA starting around 1hr 3 minutes.
 
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No he won't. He's a guy who defiantly refuses to pay even traffic tickets for when he was driving 95 in a 70 and threw a tantrum when he was pulled over.
He was crying over people griefing him about goin to the tattoo show. A probation officer will be on his ass.
It was a play on words. :P
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If he knew better, he try to have a younger ghola made of his wife, then try to 'awaken' it to fix her destroyed body.
What would the awakening stimulus be?
 
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Either way, it’s just a matter of time before something worse happens and/or CPS is back again.

Once you’ve been in the system all reports are taken much more seriously. The local community likewise also knows he’s a degenerate and will keep an eye out.
Well he's shown no sign of even wanting to change. People can come back from what Nick did (assuming he didn't abuse his daughter, which he very well might have), but Nick has shown no signs of regret or remorse. So yeah, probably he'll fuck up again.
 
  • He has never said the police did anything wrong during the execution of the search warrant on his premises and both dares me and wishes me luck in finding evidence to the contrary to support a petition to the Kandiyohi County Sheriff's Department.

There are definitely clips where he and his friends are strongly implying or insinuating that the police planted evidence on him and cannot prove that the drugs they found in his home belong to him. It might be time to organize a search.

He's being a pedant. He knows he has implied that the cops planted the drugs. He didn't even try to hide the fact that he was implying that. But he's a weasel, he almost always speaks in implications and suggestions so that he has plausible deniability if he ever needs to deny that he said something.

He probably honestly remembers saying that Monte "PROBABLY sucks little boy cocks" because his default is to dip every thought that leaves his lips in weasel words. He basically never actually states anything definitively.

So yeah, he never said the cops did anything wrong. But he definitely communicated that they did, we were all meant to understand what he was saying to mean that the cops planted the drugs.
 
Barnes straight up says that Rekieta is being victimized because he "was the biggest political critic of the local corruption in that small town."

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This STILL cracks me up.

Until Rekieta got sued by Monty, I don't think Nick ever said a single goddamned thing about his local government. Probably because it's boring AF. After Fischer ruled against Nick in the Monty case, he threw some shade on her, but he didn't accuse her of being corrupt. He accused her of being stupid. Because nobody is smarter than Nick, of course.

Barnes is so full of shit. I can't believe there are people that swallow this tripe. It's embarrassing.

Okay but we shouldn’t rule out that MPR could also be one of the ceiling cats
That's certainly possible!

Somebody comb through MPR posts and see if he shit-talked Rekieta's dog, or thew up a hairball!
 
He's being a pedant. He knows he has implied that the cops planted the drugs.
He actually may not. He may have Wernicke-Korsakoff from his alcoholism and literally have no memory longer than a few seconds ago.
He probably honestly remembers saying that Monte "PROBABLY sucks little boy cocks" because his default is to dip every thought that leaves his lips in weasel words. He basically never actually states anything definitively.
Unfortunately for him, he literally actually did state that as a fact.

It's sad his wetbrain has progressed to the point he can't remember what he actually said, and is too demented and incapacitated to go back and look at what he actually did say.

Because Monty's lawyer has already done that.
 
Anything from Nick is doubly relevant but if there's enough commotion from the public I would imagine that qualifies as a rumor to dispel. Nick has probably been feeding them bullshit to let them say things he doesn't want to accuse the state of directly. He probably thought it was really clever and harmless at the time.
Could his leaked Twitter/X group chat be of use in this regard where he says "Everything is a lie" (or something to that effect)?
 
He has never said the police did anything wrong during the execution of the search warrant on his premises and both dares me and wishes me luck in finding evidence to the contrary to support a petition to the Kandiyohi County Sheriff's Department.

The narrative since he’s been arrested is that the whole raison d’être of his arrest has been government persecution. He dindu nuffin, he a good boy, he can’t wait to share the REAL STORY after all this is over. That’s all Nick has drummed on about. When he wasn’t explicitly saying it, or referencing his (few) allies explicitly saying it as well, he implied it on every stream!

I’m genuinely MATI, can Nick stop being an absolute turbonigger for two minutes and go play with his kids he supposedly wanted back?
 
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