Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

As much as I want him to be terminally wet brained, Nick is just your average blackout drunk. I have hope for his future though.

Either way, he still routinely denies things he openly said on streams and otherwise that are undeniable. He's an absolute mongoloid who claims you're retarded because YOU remember what he said YESTERDAY (and you archived).

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

This seems almost silly to bring up now, but I notice Anime Matsuri started today. I am guessing Nick isn't going this year.

Nope, but on Meme Copium's stream Nick and Matsuri were mentioned. He sure picked the wrong year to visit, though. Last year was the last hurrah.

 

[AnOminous]

I can't help but wonder if nick, at some level deep deep down, thinks to himself.... "if only I was nicer to null and PULLED UP when he told me to..."

If he had done that, none of this would have happened. All he had to do was not continue to be a coke-snorting criminal jackass, and his house would never have been raided, his kids (who he hates) would never have been taken away, and he might have even been able to keep the Qover (god what a gay degenerate thing to call a sick cuck polycule mini-cult).

Nope, but on Meme Copium's stream Nick and Matsuri were mentioned. He sure picked the wrong year to visit, though. Last year was the last hurrah.

I don't expect this disgusting skeletal faggot will have a warm reception there, considering what he did to Vic and his general pathetic nature.

 

[MadStan]

Assuming it is true, I am “whatever” on the kids coming back because if they are back we can put a stopwatch on his life now and countdown to how long it is before he is nose deep in coke and either loses them again or faces compounded charges.

There isn’t a chance in hell this sober period lasts, it is merely the environment exerting force against him to stop; the moment those forces cease to exist or exert force he will revert to the old Nick.

CPS and the DA have seen his type before and know it won’t take long before he is back on the radar. For CPS his file won’t make it back to the filing cabinet for quite some time.

We’ve seen this movie before.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Qover (god what a gay degenerate thing to call a sick cuck polycule mini-cult).

I'm starting to suspect where she got this idea from. I'm also hoping I am horribly wrong, otherwise Qayla has taken to crack with such fervor that she burned ber brain into a crack-glaze with Star Trek as its central body.

 

[AnOminous]

We’ve seen this movie before.

And we know how it ends.

And the lives of cows rarely end in anything other than primal cuts.

But we've been so wrong and had so many losses, meanwhile Nick has had so many wins and eaten so many Doritos.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Didn't Nick say he was going to stream this morning after abandoning last night's stream?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

the exact verbiage

Nick at least implied it on several occasions

He's being a pedant. He knows he has implied that the cops planted the drugs. He didn't even try to hide the fact that he was implying that. But he's a weasel, he almost always speaks in implications and suggestions so that he has plausible deniability if he ever needs to deny that he said something.

So yeah, he never said the cops did anything wrong. But he definitely communicated that they did, we were all meant to understand what he was saying to mean that the cops planted the drugs.

It's transparent that

ambiguous generalizations

but I really can't remember anything specifically about

This is where efforts to nail him for saying X or Y will fail. He's not that clever, but (the Montegraph comments aside, which were astounding) he is careful amused with his own cleverness enough, and broad enough with his statements, to say something absolutely clear in its implication, knowing everyone will understand exactly what he's saying, but stopping short and letting his bulldogs say it it under color of commentary and speculation. It doesn't take even a wily 4th grader to know that observers would know exactly what he means and form the thought that he said it, even if he didn't quite.

Good lawyers are precise with language because words do matter, and they disclose those narrow distinctions upfront.

Hack lawyers are just weaselly, card-trick magicians, rolling around in the world of plausible deniability like a dog in shit.

Narcissist good lawyers are immensely irritating and frustrating.

Narcissist hack lawyers wind up snorting coke using their girlfriend's credit cards while Our their Wife lies senseless on the bed until after the cops breach the door brandishing an imminently eminently appropriate probable cause warrant, arrested for felony possession of an ounce of blow in their sty of a home full of hungry children, making stoopit 8A claims about bail amounts, and required to pee in a cup on command just to see their neglected children. And call it a win.

He may skate, and it will be a disgusting travesty (getting kids back at any level so quickly is already a disgusting travesty), but for the avoidance of doubt, Nick Rekieta: if you weasel out of this without a permanent stain or everlasting hate from your children, just know it has nothing to do with your quality as a human, your (cough) quality as a lawyer, the quality of your representation, your correctness, your righteousness, or your vindication. Because those things don't exist.

If that happens, you will just be yet another tacky junkie negligent parent whose only achievements in life came as a result of someone else's fortune, overburden, or screwup.

Cheers!

(Pat Travers, "Snortin' Whiskey"; even has footage of the Rekieta house and an April lookalike)

(Styx, "Snowblind"; more "bodycam footage," bonus: a cross of coke)

 

[FILTH Tourist]

who am I kidding? the drugs and alcohol has made him a paranoid hateful dick. Godspeed to getting that footage it has to happen cause its the funniest outcome and the funniest outcome always manifests

Also good luck with the inevitable lawsuit from Nick one you get your hands on that footage.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Qover

Hold up, the what now?

 

[Oh Darn]

But we've been so wrong and had so many losses, meanwhile Nick has had so many wins and eaten so many Doritos.

A humble proposal:
A dorito chip reaction, for the specific case of the farm correctly predicting where life works out the way we pretend it does. A shorthand for "the farms was right"

 

[not william stenchever]

Hold up, the what now?

That's the name Kayla came up for to describe Nick's shitty dead on arrival cult.

Let it sink in that Nick is such a fucking failure of a narcissist and lazy piece of shit that he can't even start a cult with more membership than his pilled out trekkie wife and his sidepiece cokewhore. He doesn't even have a doctrine to draw in new hoes and their husbands to use as piggy banks. All he has is gaslighting, the dumbest bitches you know, and cocaine.

 

[Butwhythough2]

That's the name Kayla came up for to describe Nick's shitty dead on arrival cult.

Let it sink in that Nick is such a fucking failure of a narcissist and lazy piece of shit that he can't even start a cult with more membership than his pilled out trekkie wife and his sidepiece cokewhore. He doesn't even have a doctrine to draw in new hoes and their husbands to use as piggy banks. All he has is gaslighting, the dumbest bitches you know, and cocaine.

Aww too bad he didn't end up like David Koresh...

 

[Captain Manning]

Aww too bad he didn't end up like David Koresh...

Yet.

Give it time.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

This is where efforts to nail him for saying X or Y will fail. He's not that clever, but (the Montegraph comments aside, which were astounding) he is careful amused with his own cleverness enough, and broad enough with his statements, to say something absolutely clear in its implication, knowing everyone will understand exactly what he's saying, but stopping short and letting his bulldogs say it it under color of commentary and speculation. It doesn't take even a wily 4th grader to know that observers would know exactly what he means and form the thought that he said it, even if he didn't quite.

In this instance, the specifics of his comments are not critical.

They matter to the extent they contribute to the widespread rumors surrounding the case which could potentially be dispelled by releasing some or all of the BWC footage.

The investigating agency has the discretion to determine whether there are widespread rumors which could be dispelled by the release of some or all of the BWC footage.

Didn't Nick say he was going to stream this morning after abandoning last night's stream?

He was allegedly going to stream at some point today, yes.

If he bails, it's probably due to unexpected seething in the last 24 hours.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

He was allegedly going to stream at some point today, yes.

If he bails, it's probably due to unexpected seething in the last 24 hours.

He's probably trying to wait until the last possible second to see if MNPublicRecords drops something that shows what actually happened with his case. He doesn't want his "victory" lap to be over before it even begins.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

These aren't nobodies either. Rekieta was the face of LawTube and has appeared in documentaries. Barnes was on the Rittenhouse trial team. Viva Frei has 617K follows on YouTube. All three of these people have wide reaches, are directly adjacent to Rekieta, and are telling us (the public) that this is a top-down effort to crush an innocent man in the worst way possible: by going after his kids.

For comparison, a network like MSNBC averages ~120,000 viewers per show on an average night. The videos I listed ranged from 25,000-125,000 views (excluding the clip).

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

More from same stream:

Robert Barnes accuses Ofifcer Pomplun, the officer who wrote the search warrant application of "effectively perjury" for not mentioning Aaron "thinks Rekieta stole his wife and caused his divorce" (note: this is not even true since the search warrant application mentions that they "may have had a falling out" - Aaron did not reveal the polycule until after the arrests)

Officer Pomplun was present for the search:
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Barnes adds a baseless conspiracy theory about Officer Pomplun:


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Officer Moist is still funny after all this time!

What would the awakening stimulus be?

Balldo-related, I am sure...

Until Rekieta got sued by Monty, I don't think Nick ever said a single goddamned thing about his local government.

He had his 'and everyone clapped' stories about his local practice with some shade thrown at other attorneys, police, and prosecutors. He even had the Fischer story about the elevator before Monty.

Didn't Nick say he was going to stream this morning after abandoning last night's stream?

And you believed him? That was your first mistake!

That's the name Kayla came up for to describe Nick's shitty dead on arrival cult.

Let it sink in that Nick is such a fucking failure of a narcissist and lazy piece of shit that he can't even start a cult with more membership than his pilled out trekkie wife and his sidepiece cokewhore. He doesn't even have a doctrine to draw in new hoes and their husbands to use as piggy banks. All he has is gaslighting, the dumbest bitches you know, and cocaine.

I thought it was Nick's stupid name.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Can't wait for Empire Strikes Back.



Forgot to tag @MNPublicRecords

 

[not william stenchever]

I thought it was Nick's stupid name.

Nick's rationalizations exist as a quantum soup in his pickled brain. He is unable crystalize a greater concept from a nucleating thought at this point. Kayla, however, I could see delving into the k-hole and reemerging with such a stupid sounding term to describe their polycule.