Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

What a crackets power move. Blathers line by line through shower texts all while downing Null's drink of choice.

Monsters work in the dark but they hide in the light. This is a classic monster manipulator attempt at image rehab.

And when Nick drinks a "Monster" it's really full of booze.

Because he's drunk.

What a crackets power move. Blathers line by line through shower texts all while downing Null's drink of choice.

I like the weird retard faces he makes when he's being smug. Does he think it makes him look like something other than a retard? I mean lmao.

Look at this faggot-ass face.

 

[Wodanaz]

josh.... josh..... my lovable retarded baby boy josh!!!
you just don't live in the normal world, josh! you live in a world of crazy insanity that involves... sitting on a computer and moderating an internet forum!
meanwhile I, a well adjusted and very handsome and successful individual, simply get a few kicks by snorting cocaine and fucking another woman while my wife cries on the sofa!
josh! when will you understand???

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Nick said CPS interviewed his neighbors and they all said Nick loves his kids, and his kids love him. But notice what he does not say. He does not say his neighbors said the kids weren't neglected, or they weren't given drugs, or that they had clean clothes, or that they were being fed.

Which "neighbour" is he specifically talking about? April?

 

[dustnight]

Another home run for Nick, he can't getting away with it!

 

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Another home run for Nick, he can't getting away with it!
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Yeah a lot of gamers tune into NPR Nick.

 

[AnOminous]

The worst thing you can ever do to a narcissist is let them know they're unimportant. When you get good at it, it's like playing a game. You just hit the right buttons and watch them go mental.

Narcissists can be pretty terrifying, I am told, if they actually have power over you.

But when they don't, just winding them up and watching them spaz out is hilarious.

 

[Niggernerd]

Nicks audience as dumb as usual.
"Nulls so creeeeepy about nicks kids"
Null said one thing about your personal Jesus child. That they tested positive for coke.
I swear man. Old people are just really stupid. I imagine most of these people abuse their children too

 

[ddlloo]

Null nailed Nick on how he makes these statements that are technically open ended but have a VERY FUCKING OBVIOUS implication.

It's one thing that he does it, and another that he then goes "nuh nuh nuh i didn't say that you're a liar liar liar!" when called out on it.

 

[Captain Manning]

At some point in the future I expect Nick to go full Ethan Ralph. He's about on the right trajectory to get there eventually.

YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE JOSHUA MOON! YOUR PENIS DOESN'T WORK! IMMA GONNA WAIT FOR YOUR MOMMA TO DIE AND THEN TAKE A SHIT ON HER GRAVE, IF YA WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH. NICK REKIETA DICK MASTERSON SAID I COULD! WHADYA THINK ABOUT THAT?

(It's funnier if you read the above in the voice of PPP doing his Ralph impression).

Not to mention the lawyers who signed affidavits in support of the filing.

IIRC, those affidavits were specifically in support of the omnibus hearing being recorded. Not the bodycam being released.

It doesn't matter though. In either case, I think Null is correct in saying "we."

 

[John Andrews Stan]

IIRC, those affidavits were specifically in support of the omnibus hearing being recorded. Not the bodycam being released.

Yes. But my point was that there is a “we” in legal terms and that collective has already made itself known to the court in multiple matters. Nick is a retard.

 

[AnOminous]

Just him 'fighting' the government to get his kids back? That's it? What mattered to him is the bureaucratic work so that he can say that he did the work? THE FUCK?!

*gets back keeds*
*dances around on the Internet yelling I WON I WON*
Kids: "daddy we haven't eaten in days"
Nick: shut the fuck up you little faggots!

"The Internet had information before we did in our cases." - Rekieta

I believe this part, at least if by "the Internet" he means the Farms.

But that's because he's fucking retarded and we're not.

 

[PhoBingas]

I don't get it? The DM's are basically exactly as Josh claimed they were? What is the point of this lol?

I don't even think Rackets himself knows his next move. It's useless to speculate.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Look at this faggot-ass face.

That's the face of a man who's truly happy his kids are back and his life is in order. Things can only go up from here.

 

[Captain Manning]

Yes. But my point was that there is a “we” in legal terms and that collective has already made itself known to the court in multiple matters. Nick is a retard.

Yeah, I agree.

I don't even understand why Nick went there, unless he's trying to minimize the fact plenty of people are well and truly sick of his shit and are willing to put time and money into expressing such.

Or as Null said in his reply to that: "?"

*gets back keeds*
*dances around on the Internet yelling I WON I WON*
Kids: "daddy we haven't eaten in days"
Nick: shut the fuck up you little faggots!

APRIL! APRIL! THE LITTLE FAGGOTS ARE ALAWGIN' ME AGAIN APRIL!

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

Yup beer and coke. What a father and legend to his family. Wasted fap stream when?

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Place your bets: if the kids are back, how long post this stream till there removed again?

 

[ddlloo]

I don't even think Rackets himself knows his next move. It's useless to speculate.

He might not know his next move, but he knows how he's going to publicly explain it. Rule lawyering to the extreme with implications and half truths.

 

[AnOminous]

Yup beer and coke. What a father and legend to his family. Wasted fap stream when?

I love the visible flush on his face to the point it looks like clown make-up or like he's the drunk on the Andy Griffith Show. Does he think people can't SEE that? That it's somehow invisible? That he can just pretend he isn't obviously drunk?

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

I love the visible flush on his face to the point it looks like clown make-up or like he's the drunk on the Andy Griffith Show. Does he think people can't SEE that? That it's somehow invisible? That he can just pretend he isn't obviously drunk?

The energy drink cans are not fooling anyone. Nobody constantly sips an energy drink like that, only a beer

 

[Gorton Colu]

Nick's pathetic attempts at dialing in on minutiae in order to win "arguments" is sad, but also enraging cause he is not good at it.

Non practicing lawyers with a theoretical background in creative writing should not try to argue semantics.