Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[klarine]

He is definitely a nightmare in person. If the quack did the most preliminary psych screening he would have been screened out.

Absolutely, I dont even think he is in that much pain and rather he is just doing this whole show to be insufferable to the nurses and doctors.
Hope he shits out of his mangina for all eternity.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Just knowing this edgy satanist pervert is in a personal hell of his own blasphemous making tickles me, I hope he's happy he pre-booked a room in the real thing.

Play demonic games, win demonic prizes.

People need to learn that you can't be cavalier with the occult demonic. It's fucking dangerous. If you call upon it, inscribe it on your flesh in a gesture of witty blasphemy, it will come. (Gawds, the ignorance and arrogance there.) And being a sophisticated white western guy living in 2024 doesn't make you impervious or exempt from malicious occult forces. If anything, that just makes you an easy target under the right circumstances.

god I should never have called the hotline in 2019

An interesting and a more than a little ironic statement o'regret there.

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

Play demonic games, win demonic prizes.

The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing people he wasn't real.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Absolutely, I dont even think he is in that much pain and rather he is just doing this whole show to be insufferable to the nurses and doctors.
Hope he shits out of his mangina for all eternity.

HAHAH!! "Mangina"!! I haven't heard that term since my days playing EverQuest in the late 90's/early 00's when anyone who was male IRL using a female character avatar was called this. What a flood of flashbacks this simple term has just brought me, thank you for this.

Spoiler: minor EQ Pling/'tism

I was a 'mangina' purely because of graphical limitations in this very dawn of 3D accelleration. EverQuest had just introduced a new race, the Iksar aka lizard-people. While the heads had a lot of variety, the bodies were all the same- slim and lizard-like with a tail. Because I wanted a distinctive face and only the females had painted faces I went with a female Iksar avatar for my necromancer. I never played as anything but a man, but a year later our guild had grown to become one of the most powerful on The Rathe server, and finally the devs introduced a graphics update. A side effect of this much needed update, was that suddenly the androgynous lizard people got mammalian sexual attributes, so I went from a low-poly titless lizard body to having fucking huge lizard-boobs and child-bearing hips! Suddenly half of my own guild was going 'wtf you a WOMAN??

It was only funny with my guild, but I was also guild rep to the RTA, the organization that rotated bosses between guilds to ensure fairness (EQ dungeons were not instanced, there was exactly ONE of a given boss for the server for X amount of time until he respawned. Some servers rotated, some were free-for-all) and there was a lot of high-level politiking going on, and being a 'mangina' was used to try to provoke me more then you could imagine. MAN those were good times, though it was very hard as a new father to juggle guild duties with family obligations outside of work. I had some of the worst raid attendance in the guild despite being an officer, lead necromancer and the RTA rep. Good thing Necros weren's crucial to most raids, just strong DPS and a source of emergency mana for clerics running low, (and a last resort to recover a wiped raid) but some raids we were essential.

Good memories, but I never got deep into an MMORPG after leaving EQ for WoW ever again. Far too much work for something supposed to be fun.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

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He dated someone that had bad care from the same clinic, presumably saw the amhole up close, and still opted to get one himself at the same place. What did he think was going to happen?

I love the lunacy of this hyper visible troon inducing, “somebody must do something!” Style cries from the same cult who plugs their ears when muh terfs n transphobes have candid discussions about this type of butchery on social media. This guy is absolutely indignant that the things he hand waved away (by his own admission he knew plenty of people with complications) happened to him because he just knew he’d be able to quip “pussy in bio teehee” and move on to pornstar sex and girl gasms immediately. lmao suffer you fucking coomer.

Erin Big Tone Reed was another one with those planned out dumb fucking Twitter posts, he posted “friendship with ended” after his surgery and another troon, can’t remember which, posted “I lived bitch.” Whoever said earlier that they probably plan out these corny ass posts before the chop had to have been right on the money.

 

[JudyTester]

Has someone who has ever had “”””””sex”””””” with a rotdog written about the experience and compared it to a functioning genuine male penis? Asking because I have a rather mediocre member and I’d be extremely offended and demoralised if a woman were to prefer a rotdog

I think I’ve made a rather grim realisation, I am so late to this. I now know that vaginas can flex, so they basically have muscles or something, that’s cool. So I imagined I have one and tried to flex it. Nothing. Repeated attempts only cause me to clench my anus. It is physically impossible for me to contract anything in that area.

To my horror the term axe wound is accurate. Trannies can’t flex their neovags…there is nothing there but hollowed out I don’t know what. A neovag can’t grip, it can’t flex, it can’t contract. It’s an open wound that can feel nothing except pain. My goodness, the horror.

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Friends, I need your help for a bit. I have a good online friend who has a very female voice and is always covered up with a mask and wig. They like to taunt me by saying they’re an attack helicopter but it doesn’t fly by me. Is this a female hand or a male hand? Do I have any grounds to believe that I’m speaking to a troon?

Should I fuck a neovagene for the lulz?

I feel like this guy has been having such a wild time since showing up in this thread a few days ago he's at real risk of getting bottom surgery out of novelty if he's even mildly open to the idea of having sex with a rotpocket-haver for the lulz. Would be cool to have our very first halal in this thread.

 

[Zashaiba]

I feel like this guy has been having such a wild time since showing up in this thread a few days ago he's at real risk of getting bottom surgery out of novelty if he's even mildly open to the idea of having sex with a rotpocket-haver for the lulz. Would be cool to have our very first halal in this thread.

Kiwifarmer to troon pipeline confirmed? Disclaimer, I will NEVER invert my penis and hollow out my bowels, but if I ever do, I’ll be sure to post the pictures here

 

[Accidental Protege]

HAHAH!! "Mangina"!! I haven't heard that term since my days playing EverQuest in the late 90's/early 00's when anyone who was male IRL using a female character avatar was called this. What a flood of flashbacks this simple term has just brought me, thank you for this.

 

[Fapcop]

Imma just drop this hilarious FFS result…


Anyone else hear “FOR FUCKS SAKE” when they see troons writing about FFS?!

Also found this monstrosity:

Spoiler

 

[GloriousScarf]

UmbrellaCello got a phallo with an unburied clit. I don't remember seeing one of these before. I guess that's slightly more sane but as usual, it's weird af

Spoiler: Unburied

 

[Bloo]

Imma just drop this hilarious FFS result…

I honestly think he looks worse on the right. How much money did he piss away on this?

 

[Hepativore]

UmbrellaCello got a phallo with an unburied clit. I don't remember seeing one of these before. I guess that's slightly more sane but as usual, it's weird af

Spoiler: Unburied

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How the fuck is that thing even supposed to work? The clitoris is not involved in sex is it is surrounded by a fake scrotum, and the vagina is gone, so how is she going to have any degree of sexual pleasure by having a rotdog attached to it?

 

[Programmer Socks]

Imma just drop this hilarious FFS result…
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Anyone else hear “FOR FUCKS SAKE” when they see troons writing about FFS?!


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This troon looks like when members of ugly 80s metal bands tried to go glam, but looked like truck drivers in drag.

 

[Hepativore]

This troon looks like when members of ugly 80s metal bands tried to go glam, but looked like truck drivers in drag.

I thought that was part of the joke in many cases, like Twisted Sister.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

How the fuck is that thing even supposed to work? The clitoris is not involved in sex is it is surrounded by a fake scrotum, and the vagina is gone, so how is she going to have any degree of sexual pleasure by having a rotdog attached to it?

Ever hear of "flicking the bean"?

 

[Procrastinhater]

UmbrellaCello got a phallo with an unburied clit. I don't remember seeing one of these before. I guess that's slightly more sane but as usual, it's weird af

Spoiler: Unburied

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That's just fucking ridiculous. Big pale dead looking rotdog at least isn't necrotic (yet) and the boner implant hasn't eroded out (yet) but it looks like someone shot her between her fake balls with a fucking pellet gun.
It's just so stupid.
Disgusting abomination of science.
These salmacian freaks are deranged tbh.

 

[Hepativore]

Ever hear of "flicking the bean"?

Yes, but the main body of the clitoris is only a small part of a larger subcutaneous structure. By exposing it like this you probably scarred and damaged it in the process.

 

[Lady Farishta]

UmbrellaCello got a phallo with an unburied clit. I don't remember seeing one of these before. I guess that's slightly more sane but as usual, it's weird af

Spoiler: Unburied

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this thread goes from making me laugh to making me heartbroken to pissing me the fuck off so fast sometimes

 

[Fapcop]

How the fuck is that thing even supposed to work? The clitoris is not involved in sex is it is surrounded by a fake scrotum, and the vagina is gone, so how is she going to have any degree of sexual pleasure by having a rotdog attached to it?

It looks like something is trying to dig its way out of the balls, or like some horrific testicle beak.

Can you imagine how confused the poor pooners sex partner must be?!

Imagine going home with them, figuring you’re going to smash some pooner vag… You undress… And then THAT thing stares back at you.

 

[Lady Farishta]

How the fuck is that thing even supposed to work? The clitoris is not involved in sex is it is surrounded by a fake scrotum, and the vagina is gone, so how is she going to have any degree of sexual pleasure by having a rotdog attached to it?

is the vagina gone? I see something going on below those "balls"...

also, not to defend this abomination, but seems sexual pleasure is more likely with this monstrosity than with the clit totally fucking skinned and buried like they usually do.