Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chug Smuckle]

i'm sad that the balldo isn't going to be brought up in any of his cases, just so we can get a judge to ask what a balldo is.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

i'm sad that the balldo isn't going to be brought up in any of his cases, just so we can get a judge to ask what a balldo is.

Nah. Aaron has seen it in action, I know it. He just needs to admit in open court that balldos touched, but no homo. Then it's off to the races.

 

[Vibralldo]

While it is very different (UK has much more power and authority). It's not so much that the case is completely closed by any stretch of the imagination.

Nick's a constant user of weasel words and obvious implications that he later tries to act like he didn't imply

He'll say now that the "case is resolved" and his "kids are back home" but when the truth comes out he'll say that he actually meant "he got to see his kids, which is all he wanted from the case, so it was resolved" and "his kids are home for visitation" then blame everyone for interpreting his words in the way he clearly implied

 

[Gorton Colu]

Nick is resolved to be a terrible father and a useless drug burnout.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

Nick: "No one has asked me to sign anything."
Null: "Okay, I'll bite. Will you sign?"
Nick: "You're a terrible person for asking!"
Null: "?"
Nick: [Zalgo text]

 

[Hot Dog]

I can't even get through the clips with commentary over him at this point, his voice is so fucking whiney and nasally it is grating as fuck to try and sit through.

I can't help but feel for Josh for trying to reason with Nick a bit but this dude isn't going to change or ever admit to anything, partly because it hurts his case but mostly because he's a delusional retard who lives in his own fantasy world. There is no winning with someone like him, he'll always have an out or excuse for every single thing he does and constantly try to pin fault on everyone around him while trying to weasel words and push his own narrative.

Imagine being such a huge bitch that lines like "I don't burn bridges, people burn bridges with me" are your copes as to why no one wants anything to do with a clearly coked up drunken retard who records himself spewing nonsense for the entire internet. Poor baby Nick just sits there like a giant pussy and things just happen to him.

His career is over, his reputation is permanently shot, and whatever W he thinks he gets will always be overshadowed by the events of the last 3 months.

Get a job at Denny's Nick, maybe you can explain the menu to cops who forget their order.

 

[JJLiautaud]

His burned out brain and diseased mind makes this impossible. He's also not sober.

Better doesn't mean perfect just that he is able to construct arguments better than he used to when he was drunk and high all the time he still has holes in his brain.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Obvious promotion of the grand cop conspiracy theory by Rekieta can be seen in the Instagram comments he likes on his posts. These are clearly indicated by “ by author” above the comment.

He is liking, and implicitly supporting/agreeing with, comments that are basically saying “you were framed by the cops!!!” So funny and weird that he is trying to backtrack on this when it’s so obvious.

Spoiler: Bonus: “listen to Barnes”

(Sorry, I don’t know of a way to archive these because Instagram is awful.)

ETA: One interesting comment from Lord Balldo himself:



“I’m not gonna say I was framed, but uh, you should totally talk to the people who are saying it. wink wink”

 

[esoteric reference]

Nick's a constant user of weasel words and obvious implications that he later tries to act like he didn't imply

He'll say now that the "case is resolved" and his "kids are back home" but when the truth comes out he'll say that he actually meant "he got to see his kids, which is all he wanted from the case, so it was resolved" and "his kids are home for visitation" then blame everyone for interpreting his words in the way he clearly implied

"KEFFALS, LIKE ALL PEDOS, CAN GO ON THE FUCKING WALL!"
Al dia siguiente:
"I don't know what you think I said. When I was saying you should "go on the wall", that was like y'know, a Payday 2 quote or whatever. Like, uh, maps go on the wall, I guess. Show me where I called you a pedo or said anything about hurting anyone."

He is very smart. I wish him a million very smart moments.

 

[thebigdream]

"KEFFALS, LIKE ALL PEDOS, CAN GO ON THE FUCKING WALL!"
Al dia siguiente:
"I don't know what you think I said. When I was saying you should "go on the wall", that was like y'know, a Payday 2 quote or whatever. Like, uh, maps go on the wall, I guess. Show me where I called you a pedo or said anything about hurting anyone."

He is very smart. I wish him a million very smart moments.

Judge: The court finds you guilty.
Nick: Guilty of being completely innocent?
Judge: What? No, guilty guilty.
Nick: You just said a double negative. I must be innocent.
Judge: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON
Nick: Cool innocent guy prison?

 

[Captain Manning]

Spoiler: Bonus: “listen to Barnes”

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I still don't understand how Barnes became so trusted and respected.

But hey, I've heard people say they don't understand how Rekieta was once so trusted and respected so... shoe on the other foot I guess. Maybe I feel about Barnes how those people always felt about Rekieta.

Judge: The court finds you guilty.
Nick: Guilty of being completely innocent?
Judge: What? No, guilty guilty.
Nick: You just said a double negative. I must be innocent.
Judge: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON
Nick: Cool innocent guy prison?

Judge: No, getting pounded in the ass by niggers prison!
Nick: You just triggered Mutt's Law. I am therefore innocent and must be set free.
Judge: Bailiff! Get him out of my sight before I change his sentence to death!

 

[Milkshake Sniffer]

I still don't understand how Barnes became so trusted and respected.

But hey, I've heard people say they don't understand how Rekieta was once so trusted and respected so... shoe on the other foot I guess. Maybe I feel about Barnes how those people always felt about Rekieta.

Speaking as a comparative "normie" in these matters strangely enough, Rekeita had more of a basis for credibility; long long ago.

Rekeita had his lawsplaining the interwebs thing actually going through real cases. He explicitly didn't overclaim - "small town Minnesota lawyer" and whilst he always had an opinion (on everything!) he maintained the distinction between what he thought the law was and what he thought it should be.

Barnes on the other hand just appeared as if by magic with people (mainly himself) telling everyone how great and important he was. I still can't name a significant matter he was involved in that has led to a successful result.

 

[northstar747]

Imagine being such a huge bitch that lines like "I don't burn bridges, people burn bridges with me" are your copes as to why no one wants anything to do with a clearly coked up drunken retard who records himself spewing nonsense for the entire internet.

one of the more telling things

Drex bailed. Grooming and trashy behavior aside, Drex had a limit and took it. I assume drex has seen or understood drug use.

Nick fucking failed he let a bunch of wine moms send him stupid photos and thought he was a rock star, the fucking vegas thing was soo weird at the time.

Rent a conference room on the strip. hire a company to organize the shit you dont want to do. He truly acted like lowtax was lazy and still a control freak.

Then the hotel suit with that couple I assume it was aaron and april. Then he took a limo to his own event and was clearly high and wanted to take off his shirt.

Then the fucking mandy shit. etc etc.

The true problem with the coke was it allow nick to drink more.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Seeing Balldo argue that he is more honest than our Ooperator is insane. The difference between them is ridiculous. Josh, sweet as a button and usually uses screenshots to show what he is talking about. Gets things erong sometimes because he forgets minor details, but never says things outright maliciously for the sake of it. Then you have Balldo, lost a defamation case when he said, maliciously, that Montegraph is a pedophile who always liked sucking little baby dicks, then went on to lie about it. A man whose child tested positive for cocaine, had enough to be charged with a felony, admits to reckless driving with his children, has admitted to drinking and driving. It's pretty obvious to everyone but him. Kinda forgot where I was going lol.

Honestly, the difference between nick when I started watching and now is fucking insane.

 

[Idea Waifu]

"Noooo stalker child, you and your loli avatars will not get the bodycam footage to access my children"
"I never insinuated or called anyone a pedophile, It is youuu, Josh, who called somebody pedophiles"

 

[thebigdream]

"Noooo stalker child, you and your loli avatars will not get the bodycam footage to access my children"
"I never insinuated or called anyone a pedophile, It is youuu, Josh, who called somebody pedophiles"

What I choose to take from this is that Nick doesn't think loli is a form of pedophilia

 

[Homer Simpson]

What I choose to take from this is that Nick doesn't think loli is a form of pedophilia

Just for 100% clarity, are you saying because he afterwards tried to snake his way out if it saying that'a not what he meant when he called out avatars loli avatars?

Cause mines a man in his 30s.

 

[AltisticRight]

What the fuck has Nick got? He's a drunk, skeletal, drug abusing, child endangering, God denying, wife-swapping faggot. Great candidate! No downsides there.

Sounds like the perfect Libertarian party candidate.

I strongly believe that the county got "shower called" (metaphorically speaking) and convinced by Nick or Barneswalker Frank that releasing the footage was contrary to state law when it turns out it's not that simple.

He admitted to bombarding the poor public servants with shower calls during the long weekend, up to 20 times in a session. It wouldn't surprise me if he invoked his inner Karen to cope and seethe.

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Smartest Balldowasher.

Judge: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON
Nick: Cool innocent guy prison?

Judge: I would like to change the sentence to the death penalty.
Balldo: Is it a penalty if you let me live?
Judge: No, you will get the electric chair.
Balldo: Can I do it at home? We have electrodes hooked up to my St. Andrew's cross.
Judge: We will bring back the gas chamber then.
Balldo: That's how I got a positive hair follicle test results! I'm innocent. This is a grand conspiracy.

 

[datura_binge]

For those keeping track, the protective order for discovery in the CHIPS case was agreed jointly between the parties, although the court would be the one to issue the order.

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This is separate from the later request he made for the court to seal the ordinarily public records, which would require a finding of exceptional circumstances by the court, and Nick wanting the records to be sealed so the truth couldn't contradict the lies he tells on his show does not sound like a relevant exceptional circumstance. Maybe he got lucky though.

It is also worth noting that the body cam footage was provided as discovery to Nick/Kayla in their SEPARATE CRIMINAL CASE (see quoted post below), though possibly also duplicated in the CHIPS case, who knows:

Just fyi re: discovery. It's a catch 22. If you don't agree to discovery, not only will the court allow it anyway in almost every case, but it will also make you look like you're definitely hiding something.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

If anyone is so inclined to sit through Dick Masterson streams, the holy grail for me, that I have been unable to find, would be a shot of the back of Dax's head so I can add him as a character in shitpost videos.

I know this is old, but did you ever find this? If you still need it, it's in this video. Standing Sitting

Spoiler: Video

Funnily enough, Nick is part of this show. Anyway, I hope it helps and it what you needed, but no problem if you aren't still looking for it or whatever the case may be.