Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God” - MrBeast’s litigious troon sidekick & divorcé. Lolicon-loving narcissistic queer

[DickMain]

It's a lot of food:

4 Chicken Fingers
Fries
Mayo/Ketchup based sauce
Fried cheese balls
Ranch sauce
2 slices of Texas toast (thick cut bread with butter)
Soda
Chocolate bar

The soda and sauces alone could easily be anywhere from 1/4~1/3 of that, too. Sauces are packed with sugar, and of course we've all seen how boogie looks after replacing water with soda as the main form of hydration.

E: Actually, correct me if retarded, but now that I've posted that I actually don't know if you're required to include condiments as part of the calorie count on menu items. If you're not, then the calorie count could be even higher.

 

[Queesechake]

this is applying to more and more threads these days.
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I miss Norm so god damn much. Only celebrity death I've ever actually cared about.

 

[Bucephalus]

not to be fatrick on main, but do you people have to post the norm mcdonald picture in every thread
every fucking thread
can we go a single thread without someone posting the norm picture

thanks

 

[quaawaa]

The soda and sauces alone could easily be anywhere from 1/4~1/3 of that, too. Sauces are packed with sugar, and of course we've all seen how boogie looks after replacing water with soda as the main form of hydration.

E: Actually, correct me if retarded, but now that I've posted that I actually don't know if you're required to include condiments as part of the calorie count on menu items. If you're not, then the calorie count could be even higher.

The calorie count includes the sauces, and the soda is 0 to 330 of the 2150 calories (depending on which drink you pick), which is why they gave a range for the calorie count.

 

[Colon capital V]

Here's the deal:
People saying MrBeast is too big to fall fail to realize that MrBeast, Jimmy Donaldson, IS the business. He's the face of this whole operation. Without his stupid fucking mug on every video thumbnail I guarantee there is a greater chance of his channel dying compared to a faceless corporation like Nickelodeon or anything Hollywood. Because there, there is no single entity to pin the blame on for pedo hires, but Jimmy at the end of the day is still a independent youtuber at heart, and if it comes out he's been hiring and associating with pedoniggers in his workplace, then people are rightfully gonna pin the blame squarely on him, which makes his company WAY more toxic to associate ither businesses with. A guy who has no problems having pedos on board is a guy you do NOT want to represent your food/wireless/toy business with.

 

[Cyberpunk Panatela]

I have met people in China that watch his shit. CHINA. The firewall blocks YouTube there.

YouTube is more censorious than any platform controlled by so called "authoritarian adversaries of America". It used to edgy humour bad (something those other foreign sites allow because they don't understand it) but you can criticise the state, now you can't even do that properly. It's worse. Watch a couple cooking videos and YouTube starts to recommend gay propaganda shit against the origin of said cuisine, yet when you sign up, they recommend you to subscribe to some of the most pro-establishment status quo shit outlets.

Fuck this site. It should go up in flames.

With respect to Beast being watched in the PRC, I've noticed that Bilibili is full of videos ripped from YouTube (for example that Minecraft cheater Dream infested it when he was highly popular).

I don't know how the reuploaders get the videos that they put on there, but they somehow do (Perhaps through Invidious instances, but I don't think the Chinese censors are that retarded).

Anyone from China who is reading this thread, could you please explain this phenomenon?

 

[gibbslets]

honestly it's inevitable. no one gets to be at the top forever. the next #1 youtuber will hopefully learn from this and think twice before hiring someone who raped an 11 year old.

If Jimmy gets a mass unsub campaign, that's put t-series back at number one. Something tells me that they have a couple vibrantly diverse sex offenders on staff (it's okay it's beautiful culture).

Feastables was going to be a sponsor to Ludwig's next big event (Streamer Games), $100,000 in ads

Makes me wonder too, if/when this whole situation passes (unless planes just continuously crash into beast hq), what happens to his retail empire? What happens to his various studios and properties? The whale fall could be immense.. or nothing could happen, who knows. Maybe he'll rule from the shadows with new escrowed channels

With respect to Beast being watched in the PRC, I've noticed that Bilibili is full of videos ripped from YouTube (for example that Minecraft cheater Dream infested it when he was highly popular).

I don't know how the reuploaders get the videos that they put on there, but they somehow do (Perhaps through Invidious instances, but I don't think the Chinese censors are that retarded).

Anyone from China who is reading this thread, could you please explain this phenomenon?

VPNs still work in China for now the setup for getting videos isn't that hard, what's harder is editing them down to get past censors, though usually their scrutiny is overblown to scare people, I figure it's pretty lucrative for the relative work and what it brings in

not to be fatrick on main, but do you people have to post the norm mcdonald picture in every thread
every fucking thread
can we go a single thread without someone posting the norm picture

thanks

Noooo.. stalker... child...

 

[BillTheButcher]

Does anyone know where the "keem is on mrbeasts payroll!" accusations started? I will say this much, keem seems to be pointing fingers every which way than mrbeast. Accuses this jaketheviking guy of the crime of *checks notes* "being BIL with Delaware", but completely avoids talking about the fact mrbeast literally employed him. One is clearly more reprehensible than the other. You are not responsible for your family's actions. The employees that you hire, however? Whole different ball game.

I'm starting to think the biggest youtube moneymakers are all secretly being guided by youtube execs, but I can't prove it. That, or youtube is posturing other creators to do misdirection for mrbeast (its big moneymaker). Makes more sense to me than keem being payed by mrbeast himself... You have to look at the common denominator.

 

[FedPostalService]

not to be fatrick on main, but do you people have to post the norm mcdonald picture in every thread
every fucking thread
can we go a single thread without someone posting the norm picture

thanks

Yes. Yes we do.

 

[Shapesrcool]

I'd mentioned this a page or so back, but you have so many people who seem to think that as long as you did more 'good' than 'bad' overall that the evil things you do can just be forgiven. Of course, up to a certain point maybe you can argue that, but I would hope most normal people would think pedophilia is one of those things that you can't 'cancel out' with enough charity.

Would love to see them try to play mental gymnastics with the opposite end of this dynamic, if they think this is how things work. "Sure, overall Hitler was an evil dude, but he did these two or three good things" or whatever. Of course, their only response to trying to present them a double standard would probably be 'nuh uh'.

By there logic since hitler didn't smoke and smoking in the long run kills more than he ever will since he's dead hitler is good. Lmfao i want to see a beast dick riders response to that

 

[Eventide]

In the latest H3 Podcast (01:11:20), former editor and Big Brother contestant Matthew Turner spoke out against Mr. Beast.

Turner explains that before Delaware, there was another manager named Dan who had a five year old son. He claims Kris, Jimmy, and others frequently made sexual jokes about the manager's child. Then one day, while filming a video, it became too much and Dan snapped and attacked a camera man. He was subsequently fired and Delaware was hired a week later. Ethan Klein seems interested in reaching out to the manager for an interview.

Matthew Turner previously called out Jimmy in 2021 (archive).

Saw this episode. Hopefully Ethan is able to get into contact with Dan and arrange an interview.

If what Matthew said was true, than Mr. Beast is disgusting degenerate that prolly belongs on a watchlist. Like, a manager quit Mr. Beast because he was mad at Jimmy and Ava Kris for making pedo rape jokes about his child. (hm, that might explain Mr. Beast's friendship with Pete Davidson)...so Mr. Beast replaced said manager with a convicted sex offender? Da fuck?!

 

[Drama Fan]

Neg rate me all they you for pointing out that solid accusations hidden in 20 minutes of 4 hours is not good communication (I'm right) but here's my summary
The worst people you know have made a good point.png or I have to admit that H3H3 did something good.
- talks about Kris and Jimmy joking about raping a 5 year old kid of some employee.
- calls an anecdote an antidote.
- Someone throws a person into the water when filming a video pre-Deleware
- Delaware (the convicted pedophile) comes in after this guy to be a "manager". He teases more leaks. Someone named Olivia might be involved
- Ethan has a rare based moment where he talks about how he'd shoot someone if they joked about raping his child He seems to mean this, so good for Ethan.
- "if you're talking about loli discords maybe take this down"
- Insists Jimmy knew about Ava/Kris/Chirs's shit talk but also says "soliciting prostitution in minecraft". Talks about some v-bucks nonsense. I mostly am lost here because I don't know why you'd have a bachelor party in minecraft. Zoomer speak but it all sounds sussy in a sexually exploiting minors way.
- Ethan cries about his lost twitter but doesn't mention why

shout out sven stoffels
- Jimmy's mom worked as a warden in a prison maybe? really not an allegation
- long haired guy spends more time shilling his business and channel than talking about children being raped or other serious allegations. H3H3 sends him asspats beause 4 hour videos are hell (someone save me)
- Ethan talks about Bannon (?) and Olivia who he might put them in contact with.
- H3 crew grave dances over how bad the hiring of Delaware (again a convicted pedophile who raped a 1-11 year old) was and association by Kris Tyson really makes you think
- One crew guy mentions that people making rape jokes about some guy's 5 year old son is sus (duh)
1:10 - 1:30 seems to be the meat and bones here so 20 minutes for those who want to watch, the rest is talking about boogie who is still Keemstar's literal golem,
Clip out that 20 minutes and H3H3 has managed to make proper dunk on Mr. Beast and why nobody associated should be allowed near children. It's fucking bad. Don't let any of these people near children.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Turner explains that before Delaware, there was another manager named Dan who had a five year old son. He claims Kris, Jimmy, and others frequently made sexual jokes about the manager's child. Then one day, while filming a video, it became too much and Dan snapped and attacked a camera man. He was subsequently fired and Delaware was hired a week later. Ethan Klein seems interested in reaching out to the manager for an interview.

I really hope all of these nigs coming out now aren't just looking for their 5 seconds of fame because that shit is rather serious, and they should get defenestrated if turns out they're bullshitting to pick at Jimmy's shambling corpse.

Either way, if it's true and corroborated then it's done. Stick a fork in Jimmy, he's just 100% done. Knowingly hiring a convicted child rapist is already a beyond terrible look, as per what Jake the Sweepking's been blabbering about they always knew that Delaware actually did do it, and that the courts didn't fuck it up. Hiring said rapist to... replace the former manager, who left because he was disgusted at how Jimmy and his entourage were eyeing his kid? And Delaware, uh, supposedly didn't mind? What the actual fuck! In plain English, they replaced some dude who wasn't alright with chomo """humour""" with a child rapist who was.

I'm not really one to call for cancellations at all, but if this is confirmed then Jimmy really should eat the maximum amount of shit imaginable.

 

[Bucephalus]

Insists Jimmy knew about Ava/Kris/Chirs's shit talk but also says "soliciting prostitution in minecraft". Talks about some v-bucks nonsense. I mostly am lost here because I don't know why you'd have a bachelor party in minecraft. Zoomer speak but it all sounds sussy in a sexually exploiting minors way.

The "in Minecraft" meme is the zoomer way of distancing yourself from speech that could potentially have legal consequences. As in,



I don't know why it's still a thing, because it doesn't work, but there you go.

 

[Eventide]

- Jimmy's mom worked as a warden in a prison maybe? really not an allegation

His mom was a warden at a federal prison in Germany. I believe while in the US she worked at Fort Leavenworth.

Would it be autistic of me to speculate that Jimmy might be a glowie/fed asset? Just saying, its awfully coincidental that so many top Youtubers have connections to the Feds.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

Fucking cult

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We need to understand that a sizeable portion of the accounts defending Mr Beast are groomed children. Mr Beast used psychological tactics that children (his primary audience) are suspectable to and has now built a sustainable personal army. Children aren't going to fully understand why pedophiles are harmful to them. This is understandable because they are children and adults are supposed to protect them from harmful adults.
Now these could very well be bots, but I don't believe that all are bots.

 

[Drama Fan]

The "in Minecraft" meme is the zoomer way of distancing yourself from speech that could potentially have legal consequences. As in,

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I don't know why it's still a thing, because it doesn't work, but there you go.

I wasn't even thinking they were old enough to remember "in Minecraft" fedposting
You may be right there.

 

[BusinessFruit]

Newfag on the farms but have been following MrBeast's ridiculous antics since 2019, put me clocks if you know about this but it's notable that people have been constantly accusing Jimmy of workplace abuse since 2019, aka when he was still an "authentic" youtuber according to Jake Weddle. MrBeast is a full fledged inhuman and deserves to see his empire crumbled by kiwi farms of all sources. He's always talked about wanting to be the Elon and Steve Jobs "of YouTube" and even has posters of him up in his Truman-show esque bedroom that is actually installed in his fucking multi million dollar studio for some reason (a), so the only surprise here is that it's resurfaced only now.

source of the workplace abuse in 2019 is https://www.ginx.tv/en/youtube/mrbeast-allegations-bullying-workplace-toxicity-former-employees and it's respective (archive)

 

[Bucephalus]

Would it be autistic of me to speculate that Jimmy might be a glowie/fed asset?

After the ordeal with Isabella Janke and her father? No, it wouldn't.

But also keep in mind that it literally is just that: speculation. It's better to focus on things with hard evidence behind them.

 

[BusinessFruit]

Also, godsend to the kiwifarms users here who have archived and searched through the manure's worth of kris caught discord logs, I don't like how kiwifarms isn't mentioned as a source since almost everything before dog pack about mrbeast I saw here hours if not days before any commentary "influencer". cooking up something that hopefully will kiwifarmers more. I'm looking forward to see the feast of the beast.