Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I'm not even excited for Halloween anymore.
I really hoped that content would ramp up since he unshackled himself from the witch.
It is what it is, toobz.
I wish his stupid buddy trolls and pozloading my neghole faggots talked him out of going to a bar as a green phantom and sitting alone talking to his phone for an hour while the bar gets a billion phone calls and instead talked him into passing out candy to trick or treaters on stream. Imagine cobes dressed up like a retard twirling around a fake gun on his manufactured porch passing out some bizarre concoction of candy to local Casper children, on camera, live.
 
Problem with Cobes interacting with the public on Halloween outside a bar is there will be kids. Not saying he’s a kiddy fucker, but he is always at a minimum buzzed and he looks like the homeless man your parents warned you of. He would def say or do something and then the parents would get involved or worse.

Him being a hermit is good for him sadly, but shitty content for us
 
its like a piece of slim jim when you suck on it for a while and it just turns grey.
Why the fuck would you suck on a Slim Jim? What kind of gay fucking shit is that?

You SNAP into a Slim Jim, bitch!
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Doesn't cobes get shitty but free healthcare? Why doesn't he just go to a dentist at this point?
America has a weird tiered healthcare system where for some reason dental is treated entirely differently than anything else.

So you can have full "healthcare" but absolutely nothing towards routine dental care. So it could be that he's in a situation where he gets no dental care until the situation is literally life threatening and even then just involves jerking out all his teeth. He'd probably have better dental care if he committed a crime and went to prison.
Oppositional defiant disorder. "Troles say go to dentist, so I no go to dentist". He also refuses to go to the doctor, like when the cops arresting him offered to send him to the hospital but he chose the drunk tank instead. You have to understand boglim psychology before you ask such questions.
And there's this too. Although ODD is a term used only for children. It is not an adult diagnosis, but whatever, Cobes is only an adult on paper anyway.

If he has options (Clint probably would outright pay for it), he's probably refused them. He'd literally rather suffer in constant agony and never be able to eat hot or cold food than just do something utterly normal like get his teeth taken care of.
Why doesn't Clint put him in a group home?
Exactly this. The perennial question of why doesn't Clint (literally force him to do something he literally can't legally do to a legal adult).
 
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Why? Why is not the question. How? Now that is a question worth examining. How could I being born of such, uh, conventional stock, arrive a leader of the rebellion?

On a serious note though I think most people wonder why clint would ever ask his retarded son who has ODD if he wants him to give up his autonomy or not when he turns 18. He even admits he regrets letting josh decide, so after seeing the interview I think alot of people wonder why he would even put him in that conversation at all, but the obvious answer is he is just retarded. Clint seem like one of those liberal coddle your kid parents who has to involve them in everything, joshs opinion had to be heard! Even though all its lead to is him living in his own filth.
 
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Exactly this. The perennial question of why doesn't Clint (literally force him to do something he literally can't legally do to a legal adult).
We had to look at doing something similar with a family member. You need to petition a court to get legal custody, with evidence that they cannot take care of themself or could potentially harm themselves or others. And even with all that it is still extremely difficult, especially because Cobes isn't going out bothering anyone. The only argument could be that he is a danger to himself, but even then it wouldn't be enough. All of this depends on your state as well.
 
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There was a reason he had a six year dry spell. If it wasn’t for some buddy troll door dashing him some Wendy’s Pussy with extra dipping sauce, he’d still be lathering up his rug with ropes of cobra venom.

The trailer arc has been ever more depressing, he looks even shittier, and his teeth are literally breaking in his mouth. No woman, who is not literally insane, will see him and think he’s a great option. If they do, they will be meth heads/BPD split tails even worse off than him somehow.
Cobra is a high value man for some women. His internet attention and the amount of money his fans give him/gifts given to him are exactly what attention seeking women look for. Cobra is in the top 5 lolcows at the moment. Chris is mostly forgotten so it's Boogie, Cobra, Cyraxx and Wings of redemption at the top currently. If you're just looking for social media clout getting into the cobraverse gets you.. Well it got NAL her own kiwi farms thread and multiple free holidays to Casper.

I'm not saying those women are sane, but don't mark Cobra as a shut in no woman would want. He's got something many women want right now and if they have to put his little cobra up them then that's a price worth paying. Isn't like Hollywoods any better.

God I hate 2024.
 
Cobra is a high value man for some women. His internet attention and the amount of money his fans give him/gifts given to him are exactly what attention seeking women look for. Cobra is in the top 5 lolcows at the moment. Chris is mostly forgotten so it's Boogie, Cobra, Cyraxx and Wings of redemption at the top currently. If you're just looking for social media clout getting into the cobraverse gets you.. Well it got NAL her own kiwi farms thread and multiple free holidays to Casper.

I'm not saying those women are sane, but don't mark Cobra as a shut in no woman would want. He's got something many women want right now and if they have to put his little cobra up them then that's a price worth paying. Isn't like Hollywoods any better.

God I hate 2024.
That's the long way of saying he's a magnet for bottom feeding cloutwhores.
 
NAL specifically told her flying monkeys that she would seek Cobes out to farm for donos.

She's always been a starfucker mongoloid from day 1.
You're not wrong. And she was eyeing up the boglim right after her last breakup IIRC. She does have a history of fucking and dating smalltime e celebs when she's not banging demogorgon guttertrash picked up from off the streets.
 
You're not wrong. And she was eyeing up the boglim right after her last breakup IIRC. She does have a history of fucking and dating smalltime e celebs when she's not banging demogorgon guttertrash picked up from off the streets.
She really is a 1/10 on a good day. Our CHADlim deserves his gothic QUEEN cobra, not this dogfaced witch with the figure of a poorly built fineboat. she ought to sling her hook.

You're not wrong. And she was eyeing up the boglim right after her last breakup IIRC. She does have a history of fucking and dating smalltime e celebs when she's not banging demogorgon guttertrash picked up from off the streets.
I knew a woman who engaged in this sort of behavior in real life, it is terrifying to see what a woman like NAL does IRL, especially when they get violent. Hope NAL gets some repercussions for the actions she's taken. Lady Karma makes all her debts right eventually.
 
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I knew a woman who engaged in this sort of behavior in real life, it is terrifying to see what a woman like NAL does IRL, especially when they get violent. Hope NAL gets some repercussions for the actions she's taken. Lady Karma makes all her debts right eventually.
What kind of men did she date and why did they leave her? And how many false rape or abuse accusations did she make each year? Eventually their actions catch up to them but that usually happens by the time middle age hits.
 
What kind of men did she date and why did they leave her? And how many false rape or abuse accusations did she make each year? Eventually their actions catch up to them but that usually happens by the time middle age hits.
Lots of well-off college guys, first responders stuff like that. She never did false rape accusations but every guy she got with was a "manipulative narcissist" or "insecure and judgmental" or "verbally abusive" stuff like that. It always just ended up being her men not wanting her to go out looking like a slut or hit on other men which I think are very reasonable. Maybe 5 per year, she got away with it since her dad was a cop. I hope she learns and betters herself before she hits the wall. She was a very unpleasant, crass and rude woman.
 
Lots of well-off college guys, first responders stuff like that. She never did false rape accusations but every guy she got with was a "manipulative narcissist" or "insecure and judgmental" or "verbally abusive" stuff like that. It always just ended up being her men not wanting her to go out looking like a slut or hit on other men which I think are very reasonable.
Did she frequently go out to bars and clubs and act single and was she always on shit like dating apps? She sounds like a classic serial dater type. I knew one who'd always e date a different guy (or girl) on Discord every couple of months, get the ick for some asinine reason and then dump them. She said she was a virgin at 21 so I guess that means I encountered a femcel.
Maybe 5 per year, she got away with it since her dad was a cop. I hope she learns and betters herself before she hits the wall. She was a very unpleasant, crass and rude woman.
How bad was her personality vs Jessica's?
 
Did she frequently go out to bars and clubs and act single and was she always on shit like dating apps?
Don't know, we never knew each other like that, we were just mutual acquaintances thankfully. From what I heard she liked to go to house parties and such quite often.
asinine reason and then dump them.
I always felt this was stupid. If they have compatible personalities, get along well, can communicate and work together why not try for something long term? People nowadays treat relationships like they have to be perfect and such, no its really hard work and requires compromise. Its really sad.
How bad was her personality vs Jessica's?
She was more physically aggressive, loved to get in guys faces and strike them and humiliate them in front of their male friends and especially their families. Really scummy woman. Loved to destroy their chances with "competition".
 
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