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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Jon and Letty's repaired relationship is built on a foundation of lies because he's too retarded to know she was a part of the decision to kill him off too.
 
IP2 has been dead for several years. The glory days are long since gone and many of the main crackheads content creators are either dead from drug overdoses, quit drugs all together or moved on with their lives. Fishtank is putting out much better content.
As much as people like to criticise Fishtank for it's occasionally scuffed nature, I think it's a fair assumption that any project attached to MDE is going to be of higher caliber than that your average streamslop content creators.
 
The full episodes are totally finished already, for real guys, Jet would never lie to us.

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It really is this, you don't have to be the best, just the best in the immediate area. Know a surprising amount of dudes who were just the only straight dude in their hobby which let them hit way above their weight.

Even Jimmy, compared to jet or ben really is top tier. Plus he knows how to and would choke a bitch. Jon seems like a virgin despite being in better shape
Women can sense when a man will fuck them hard. It's what gives Jimmy his appeal to all those crazy women in his fanbase.
 
I'm taking Letty at her word when she says Jimmy is not an eligible bachelor. So the real question is; does she view Jon that way?

i might be too autistic to read it, but i never got the 'letty is going to have sex with jon any day now' vibes that a lot of the fish tank viewers seem to get. i find it unlikely that letty and jon would ever copulate. let's be real here, jon wants to sex with andrew tate, not young women.


looks like im tuning in then. ill be watching ice poseidon's little gay tromp through the woods.
 
I'm taking Letty at her word when she says Jimmy is not an eligible bachelor. So the real question is; does she view Jon that way?

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Looks like they caved.
The Jon and Letty redemption arc is becoming insane lol. They’ve went from screaming in each others faces and destroying personal belongings to two friends getting ready to represent FishTank in the hunger games lol, they better fuck shit up.
 
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I bet Ice is already sick of dealing with this retard
He's going to fuck it all up before it starts. Nobody gives a fuck about josie in something like this. what, shes going to ddr dance and stim in the corner and get killed in 5 seconds? pass. If anyone else could be on this it would be brian.
 
a random thought ive had for the last week or two concerning 2.5 and cobes. since it is between seasons ill feel it isnt off topic. i was reflection on 2.5 and how old cobes, from the era of his first apartment, would have loved being on 2.5. running around the woods playing airsoft, fighting vampires, and being internet famous would be the perfect fit for him. he would be a hog in slop. now modern cobes, even if you paid him and gave him booze wouldn't do it. and if by some miracle you got him on the show, he would probably complain, do nothing, and probably leave early. it actually makes me sad and nostalgic about cobes.

He's going to fuck it all up before it starts. Nobody gives a fuck about josie in something like this. what, shes going to ddr dance and stim in the corner and get killed in 5 seconds? pass. If anyone else could be on this it would be brian.

josie has an entire army of simps. they would love that. but i agree, josie herself probably wouldn't do much of interest on the show for anyone who isnt a simp. brian was good on 2.5 so i could see him also being good on this.


does ice poseidon talk with a fake voice? he sounds like me when i was a kid and i tried to talk like an adult.

Seemingly hasn't been mentioned but, after Jon's interview, Ice Poseidon mentions Jet applied, but then he "went MIA, so I don't know what's up with that". It sounds like he would've even been down to have him on. What was the point of constantly bugging him, then?

i'd love to see jet as a contestant. would be interesting to see him in that role rather than as director.
 
josie has an entire army of simps. they would love that. but i agree, josie herself probably wouldn't do much of interest on the show for anyone who isnt a simp. brian was good on 2.5 so i could see him also being good on this.
it came off harsher than I meant, I like Josie... but no not the right place for her.
 
The full episodes are totally finished already, for real guys, Jet would never lie to us.

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Don't worry guys! The complete season 2 edits will be uploaded as soon as Tay ships all her beanies! Those will be shipped as soon as we get the results to the Epstein flight log challenge! And the results of the Epstein flight log challenge will be revealed as soon as World Peace 2 is finished!
 
Don't worry guys! The complete season 2 edits will be uploaded as soon as Tay ships all her beanies! Those will be shipped as soon as we get the results to the Epstein flight log challenge! And the results of the Epstein flight log challenge will be revealed as soon as World Peace 2 is finished!
They didn't even finish the clips for Season 2, they just stop after a while, nothing on the last days at all.
I think Having real episodes on Season 2 would have been redeeming for the season.
 
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