Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,638 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,926 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,269
Welcome to SEO hell Thor. Its amazing he took the name Pirate Games. He struck a chord with me when I noticed that his favorite form of manipulation is the lie by omission.

One of my favorite random Thor lies by omission: while "he" was working as a code janny at blizzard in security he came up with a brilliant idea to catch bots.

"His" brilliant idea was to place a rock in a known pathing point bots used. He then sells the story the mods caught soo many bots this way while implying that appealing this ban was impossible.

The lies of omission: wow has autorun. Ppl use it. Using autorunning isnt botting. The path "he" blocked is a spot between towns on a fucking road literally anyone would normally hit autorun on and then run irl to take a piss. If a mod saw you stuck on the rock: perma ban for botting. It was a resounding success: it wasnt, it got alot of n00bs and whatnot banned for using the autorun when a bored mod happened to be idling near said rock or path. "He" became "we" at the end of the story when he can no longer sell it as a single person endeavor on his behalf (he obviously mentioned mods, the mapper would obviously be involved as well)

The takeaway (and why its my favorite set of lies in particular). I want to include some armchair psychology as well. I have been watching thor degrade further metally over the last year so its really interesting that he chose the hill Ross Scott is fighting for to die on. (It also shows what a categorical cluster B type psycho Thor is to fail to research/know/care how wildly popular Ross is, nor read the article/watch the video in its entirerty before he mouthed off with his preloaded opinion).

1. He has to take credit for literally everything/has ODD

2. Hes the hero in every story he tells

3. Hes a heckin genius and smarter than everyone especially "cheaters"

4. He does not give a single fuck about the impact he has, especially that which is negative or negatively reflects on him

5. Blizzard was literally his peak, his cadance and energy are peak when talking about being the office sperg

6. The used his fathers influence to pull strings at blizzard to the point of where hes comfortable and even unconciously able to take credit for other ppls work.

7. He has 0 respect for his former friends father coworkers authority figures. Baseline narcissist

8. His SO and friends are completely done with his shit. He thinks his behavior is other worldly genius to be vulgar and to be asked to leave social situations. When in all reality, he's just burning bridges and creating a lonelier world day by day for himself.

9. The fatherly advice he gives is a cope and projection of what he wishes his father had provided him.

10. His pirate software company is a cope and projection as well for obvious reasons and his passion project game is the life he wished he had. A world where he isnt a complete waste. He probably failed to complete it bc it started mirroring his mental health rapidly declining. I assume thats compounded now that the youtube shorts wave has tapered off and speaking his midwit, greedy opinions publicly are being met with push back.

Pirate Software ran by a manlette named Thor that obstensively hates express warranty is a joke in and of itself. Thors fucking hammer didnt just glue itself to a planet, forever immovable by even Thor just because Zues shut a server down to save on overhead in the next fiscal quarter you immesurable faggot.

Die.

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Meanwhile Heartbound’s biggest achievements are being a glorified screensaver for Jason’s streams, and making Toby Fox get mad at Matpat that one time.
I remember this story, I didn't realize it was this guy!
Jason was trying to start shit with MatPat because of the way Heartbound was presented on one of MatPat's livestreams.
I don't think he was necessarily wrong in some of his criticism (having a Steam store link to the game in your stream description is fair), but this caused a bit of a stir back in 2019. He probably got a new audience through that.

Undertale Creator and Game Theory's MatPat Clash on Twitter Over Misleading Heartbound Stream
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When you encrypt a drive with BitLocker it gives you a "recovery key" so that if you change your CPU (which causes the TPM to reset) or you otherwise lose access to your Windows installation (which holds the key), you can still decrypt the drive from another Windows installation. I'm pretty sure that's what he refers to here, because if you have to reinstall your OS because it bluescreens on boot every time, you're going to lose access to the data on that drive unless you have the recovery key stored somewhere off that disk.
He's somewhat correct on this, the way Bitlocker works is that the disk is encrypted with one key (the data key) which is stored multiple times on disk, encrypted with multiple different keys.

One of these keys is the recovery key (Looks like 480447-038577-623524-370524-514657-255904-223168-317625) and the other one is the key stored in a chip inside of your PC, the TPM (the chip microsoft requires you to have if you want to use Windows 11).

As the system boots, every single part of the system will write who and what they are to the TPM, if all of these values are correct, the TPM will make that key available, and Windows can decrypt your drive.

If you reinstall Windows, you'll change the values that the TPM gets, preventing key access, and you'll need to use your recovery key.

(Although you can just boot in safe mode and perform the fix, and you won't lose any data)

Hope this (very autistic tirade) helps.
I didn't realize there was anything with reinstalling but good to know, I was working under the assumption of the safe mode fix to get things back up and running since I never heard anything about any Windows installs being corrupted by it but should've looked into it more.
 
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Why the heck did I buy this retard's demo back in 2018? Undertale only took 3 years to develop, what's this guy's excuse?
I guess you could say I should've pirated his software.
Crowdfunded games are full of grifters who are incentivized to stretch it out as long as they can. A game that could be made by a single guy in a year or 2 suddenly takes WAAAAY longer even though they're supposed to have millions in funding and tons of devs on it. Omori always comes to mind (Related because it's a similarly talentless project made with RPGmaker), the game is very small and unimpressive but people act like it's some virtue that it took 6 years to make. It makes me wonder; how the fuck did it take 6 years? Answer: the devs were dicking around for most of it, using money meant for the game on irrelevant purchases. It's kind of like yandaredev except they released some slop in time to not get backlash like he did. I laughed a lot when I saw Heartbound's Kickstarter and the "delays" that followed it, it's always the same grift.
 
His partner being a furry and a veterinarian is a huge red flag. My ex is a veterinarian and would often pontificate about how much the state veterinary board would jump all over that shit to pull someone's license to practice because it places the animals under their care to be in potential sexual danger.
 
state veterinary board would jump all over that shit to pull someone's license to practice because it places the animals under their care to be in potential sexual danger.
This is true with literally everything medical to the point of creepy drs being soo rare we can name them all
 
His partner being a furry and a veterinarian is a huge red flag. My ex is a veterinarian and would often pontificate about how much the state veterinary board would jump all over that shit to pull someone's license to practice because it places the animals under their care to be in potential sexual danger.
He's running a ferret rescue. His fursona is also a ferret. I'm not sure if he's sheltering them at his place or if he has some as pets. But he has easy access to them since he often posts photos.
Also this (thanks to @Pizdec):
 
5. Blizzard was literally his peak, his cadance and energy are peak when talking about being the office sperg
I think this is probably the core part of this guy's identity issues.

As a nepohire, he started in a company that was both hyper-prestigious, and something you can easily talk about with no issues.
When he switched to cheating incident response, you can still talk about it years later, just not at the time.
Then, he moved to Amazon Games, a ton of people don't even know Amazon makes games.
On top of that, he downgraded back to an automation engineer, in a game company, that means he's just a QA Test Engineer. Again. Can't admit that, as you'd be hurting yourself.

Now, if you've ever been at a high-profile cybersec conference with a CTF in it, the winners basically get showered in job offers, which most of the time, you probably should ignore, they're basically just retards attempting to hire clueless or desperate people with skills.
Where does this retard move to? EAGLE RESEARCH GROUP, INC.
The website is not registered anymore. The wayback machine's last working capture was April 16th, 2021, the next one on December 1st, 2021 shows the server's already down.
If you search their grants, you can see the contract that Thor likely worked on.
Going from getting government contracts to shutting down this abruptly?
Sounds like it was a struggling company. Those are always looking to get heads rolling, and they're not going to start with their top talent.
Additionally, government contracts like that often come with severe NDA clauses where you can't say anything about what you're doing, what you've looked at, where you were, what you fixed, for reasons of national security.

He went from a low effort job (that, to be fair, paid like shit) in a prestigious company, to a hush-hush job working at a Literally Who?, subcontracted for the DOE, for which he is pretty much not allowed to say anything.

This man built himself up to a somewhat respectable position that probably paid very well, but in doing so, was hurting his ego because it just wasn't as shiny anymore.

Writing a shitty Undertalen't and living in an ocean of ferret piss is an upgrade to this man, not because it pays well, but because he can gloat about it.
 
Bros I'm fucking telling you, Artstyle Physiognomy is real
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Anyone who draws like this is either a tranny, pedo, an insufferable dipshit, or a combination of all three.
 
I've never done game development there wasn't a pen and paper RPG but this man is objectively a lying scumbag also you can't code for **** I can barely code but I'm passable enough to do what I need to do when it comes to TTRPG's
I met like five guys while designing TTRPG's like this dude guys who will constantly talk about theory but when it comes down to it can't send me anything of value
 
1. He has to take credit for literally everything/has ODD

2. Hes the hero in every story he tells

3. Hes a heckin genius and smarter than everyone especially "cheaters"

4. He does not give a single fuck about the impact he has, especially that which is negative or negatively reflects on him
So the normal “UwU I’m important!” Furry response.
 
Bros I'm fucking telling you, Artstyle Physiognomy is real
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Anyone who draws like this is either a tranny, pedo, an insufferable dipshit, or a combination of all three.
I've scribbled better on a napkin lol game looks like horse shit.

Also moving my comment from the last thread to here this dude looks like he sniffs his own farts.
 
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