Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[ScurvyRat]

Boohoo I'm a faggot who types too much

 

[Mikhail Tukhachevsky]

jesus christ this negro is insuferable, no wonder his wife both left him and turn so gay she poonered out

Only a mentally ill poon would entertain the idea to sustain this relationship, imagine berating your partner that bad on a stream over a character sprite she's doing for free

 

[Billy Bong]

The bannings seem to have slowed down a bit. I'll open up his stream and wait 5 minutes....It's funny that it's like bossmanjack's old stream chats where you can glaze him and still be a rat, but as long as you're glazing, you're fine! Bossman doesn't fall for it anymore, but Jason still does, LOL! Not even cracking 4K viewers on Twitch anymore...I can't imagine why....We just need....To ban more people....Then, it will be fine....


I stand corrected. The bans are still going hard in the paint. Rock on Jason. Rock on.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Dedicated to those lost along the way.
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Ferrets are the best. Anyone talks shit about ferrets fite me irl. In fact..

Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 05/28/2020, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

Edit: hit send too soon

Anyone who hurts a ferret better bring a cowardly friend

 

[Slav Power]

Yesss... Yesss...make a ground breaking, never before seen distorted drawing of [trending topic]
I'm gonna edge my tip to a fat fucking spic that says "acceptable target BAD!"

I find MeatCanyon's animations funny. Man makes a funny, I like. Simple as.

 

[Terfatron]

But Jason is for sure holding himself back because of the camera

That's some serious agressive undertone. Yeah, it sounds a bit hippy saying it like that since it's just my extremly personal take on what I'm seeing based on bias and a already negative view on mald.

But that forced nice tone, that obvious fake "I'm so understanding and patient with my obviously retarded  husband wife" ho ho artists, am i right? All you have to do is take X x X, basic math"
He probably know she's either horrible at math or , as said, covering up his own shitty instructions.

My best guessbis that he just tries to humilate her as much as possible by acting (in his mind) so casual, yet passionate about his GAME.
Going on and on about ONE stupid fucking sign, In a game built on thousands of assets like that is just to really hammer home how dumb she is.

Again, just my interpretation of the situation based on his prior, god-complex, behavior.
But i really don't think these two have what any normal person would call a healthy dynamic and thays all the deviant sex shit not even part of the equation.

He's her husband and employer, that's one fucking situation to be in.
And what would you think he would do if she left him now, mid deathspiral.
He would become poisonous and probably seek out to obliterate her in the most shrödingers asshole way possible. She's already established mentally insane, she's trans after all, so yeah. Not pretty

Not saying shes a victim or free of retardation, just that shes in one fucking situation trapped between a gnome and a roach place.

 

[Raspy]

That's some serious agressive undertone. Yeah, it sounds a bit hippy saying it like that since it's just my extremly personal take on what I'm seeing based on bias and a already negative view on mald.

But that forced nice tone, that obvious fake "I'm so understanding and patient with my obviously retarded  husband wife" ho ho artists, am i right? All you have to do is take X x X, basic math"
He probably know she's either horrible at math or , as said, covering up his own shitty instructions.

My best guessbis that he just tries to humilate her as much as possible by acting (in his mind) so casual, yet passionate about his GAME.
Going on and on about ONE stupid fucking sign, In a game built on thousands of assets like that is just to really hammer home how dumb she is.

Again, just my interpretation of the situation based on his prior, god-complex, behavior.
But i really don't think these two have what any normal person would call a healthy dynamic and thays all the deviant sex shit not even part of the equation.

He's her husband and employer, that's one fucking situation to be in.
And what would you think he would do if she left him now, mid deathspiral.
He would become poisonous and probably seek out to obliterate her in the most shrödingers asshole way possible. She's already established mentally insane, she's trans after all, so yeah. Not pretty

Not saying shes a victim or free of retardation, just that shes in one fucking situation trapped between a gnome and a roach place.

My bet is he gave her shitty or ambiguous instructions

Everyone knows that Narcissist asshole could never actually admit to something like that so he berates and gaslights her until she gives in.

All he had to do was give clear instructions and not be an asshole.
Neither of which he is capable of.

 

[babadook]

I find MeatCanyon's animations funny. Man makes a funny, I like. Simple as.

Fair, I find his shtick very gimmicky and repetitive (I still like Cat In the Hat tho)

 

[whalebiologist]

From his cult wikipedia on his pooners page, here is a video of him shitting on his pooner artist for 28 minutes over a sign for his game

I got mad just by watching this. Passive aggressive micromanaging condescending ferret fucking little prick. He uses every single manipulation tactic in the book. Debasement, public humiliation, guilt tripping, "whatever just let me do it if you can't" (except he won't cause all he does is give commands and lie like the pathetic faggot nepo baby wannabe bossman he is.
Ferretfucker.

 

[Mr. Johnson]

Mald fans defend his fake code on a joke viral tweet
Tweet author has to explain it's a joke.

 

[Luecke]

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Mald fans defend his fake code on a joke viral tweet
Tweet author has to explain it's a joke.

as if mald would even know what "#define" does lel but funny meme

 

[MercuryMan]

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Mald fans defend his fake code on a joke viral tweet
Tweet author has to explain it's a joke.

Reminds me of the faggot from a few pages ago. I thought that Myke made an account here for a second.
Full damage control mode but Maldy never leaves the internet so the drama will never fully die.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Less than 15k away from the goal!

At the current rate, 2 more days until we hit it.
Unless, of course, there's one last push (which, it looks like, will come from the animation side of youtube) and we get 15k votes tomorrow.



Once again, a shining reminder of how much of a fuck up mald is.

 

[Johnny Silverhand]

Thats the point I'm making. Streamers like Destiny and Vaush argue for these things and they only grew in popularity despite it. Meanwhile Thor griefed a 5 man in HC WoW and suddenly every one hates him despite an entire year or more of being a smug narcissist furry.


Correct me if I'm wrong, but his comments on SKG happend way before the WoW drama, it's only after the HC WoW drama that and a response video to his SKG rant did Thor start losing tens of thousands of followers.

Why are you trying to slide the thread by being a weird nonce arguing shit completely irrelevant to this topic?

 

[kiwirevolving]

How long until he'll blame the trolls for not finishing Heartbound because Jason was too busy scanning the chat like a hawk for anyone who even looked mildly like he was trolling Jason just because he has a fragile ego?

 

[Two Frogs]

I got mad just by watching this. Passive aggressive micromanaging condescending ferret fucking little prick. He uses every single manipulation tactic in the book. Debasement, public humiliation, guilt tripping, "whatever just let me do it if you can't" (except he won't cause all he does is give commands and lie like the pathetic faggot nepo baby wannabe bossman he is.
Ferretfucker.

All of the rest of the video aside the thing that made me the most mad was bitching to his artist that he needed it to be a certain shape and size specifically because he was hand-shaping the dialogue, in each language, to fit around the sprites. That made me so irrationally angry. It's like he's fucking around on purpose and trolling but he's not. If that's how he works on every aspect of his game it's absolutely never being finished, ever. The micro-est of things to worry about - a signpost that is going to be on screen for a fraction of a second, the dialogue skipped, the player moving on without even thinking about the hours of toil it took to shape the dialogue in the box so that it fits around the talksprite. For a sign. In every language.

 

[Not Funny]

The bannings seem to have slowed down a bit. I'll open up his stream and wait 5 minutes....It's funny that it's like bossmanjack's old stream chats where you can glaze him and still be a rat, but as long as you're glazing, you're fine! Bossman doesn't fall for it anymore, but Jason still does, LOL! Not even cracking 4K viewers on Twitch anymore...I can't imagine why....We just need....To ban more people....Then, it will be fine....

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I stand corrected. The bans are still going hard in the paint. Rock on Jason. Rock on.
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What are the bans with no messages? Deleted by mods?

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Some clips from latest stream.

Jason Explains Heartbound Routes

Beard Mirror?? Did He Made It For Shaye Or Did Shaye Asked For It?

Next Update First Week of August Confirmed

Review Bombers, Weird Narratives, Updates Since January

Jason Avoids Another Review Bomb

This Nigga Thinks This Is Making Videogames

 

[SakuraRose]

Mald finally achieved his goal of inspiring people to create games. the pirate software game jam 17 got its first submission
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https://itch.io/jam/pirate

Looks like it's going swimmingly!



Poor Roddy. Sorry that I couldn't play your game, buddy, but looks like you've got a fan already!


Archive, just for funsies.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

https://itch.io/jam/pirate

Looks like it's going swimmingly!

There were 3 entries earlier, the removed was the one on this screenshot

I saved the URL and thought about posting earlier but didn't.
Since maldy gave it the ban hammer, I have to post it now: https://piratesoftwarefan3.itch.io/only-one-employee
Careful with the volume.