Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Zamak Hoarder]

Bossman's constant "WRONG ADDY" joke finally bit him in the ass. He sent a $500 of his $1000 current run up to the wrong address (a good one he owns, but the wrong currency), good chance he never sees that money.

Jokes on you RAT he just won it back on dice

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

He's not self excluded from Stake but I'm pretty sure he is on BC.Game, and maybe Shuffle, otherwise he would be after a BC.Game/Shuffle sponsor

Nah he completely scammed Bean. He's been observed betting on Shuffle through the betting feed and GambaSesh has showed betting activity on BCGame since.

 

[Barsik]

Thumb check: still black

 

[Kees H]

Nah he completely scammed Bean. He's been observed betting on Shuffle through the betting feed and GambaSesh has showed betting activity on BCGame since.

Yep. It's a weird kind of cope from Austin. He's acting like he's really self excluded from some of these sites while he is still actively depositing into them, or just showing gambling activity on them. I think he thinks it gives him some kind of leverage on these gambling sites.

Bossman is trying to make us feel some type of way.

 

[Gooby]

Someone gifted Bossman a few thousand today, ending on $1000 which was to be split between 5 $100 giveaways Bossman promised to do if he got the money, and $500 to do whatever he wants with. In a shocking twist, only 2 giveaways happened before Bossman lost all his money and stole the giveaway money and lost that too. How was he supposed to know a $1300 bet while he was at $1545 balance could lose?!

 

[thebigdream]

Thumb check: still black

Wtf it's like twice as black since I last saw it

 

[EatYourVeggies]

Glorious angry limbo felting sesh + THD + "they wouldn't even fuck a dude" + "I lost it all! " + gamba'ed away all the money for the giveaway

 

[internet friend]

they wouldn't even fuck a dude

Good thing Austin is prepared to do what they won't.

 

[ditto]

When he was still smashing walls we were joking in Gunt Chat and later the Kasino that he should have sold numbered pieces of drywall. Could have raked in the juice. But that takes effort, so it's not going to happen.

EDIT: Austin posting a big chungus wholesome picture with Trapper in the Crackcourt. It looks like Trapper is trying to escape.

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Poor Trapper

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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Bossman's crack hands are rubbing off on the door from where he picks it up all the time

This sort of thing can happen to normal people with clean hands too to be fair (though not as quickly and not as much), just from your skin oils rubbing off on the white paint over time. Magic eraser will take care of it no problem, dunno if it works with the extra mess from crack hands though.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

His sponsor doesn't want him to play dice because he loses it too quickly, but Austin can't stay away from his one true love and comes back to it over and over anyway

 

[East_Clintwood]

His sponsor doesn't want him to play dice because he loses it too quickly,

Well maybe they should stop rigging it then the fucking rats.

 

[drachenbarde]

He's not self excluded from Stake but I'm pretty sure he is on BC.Game, and maybe Shuffle, otherwise he would be after a BC.Game/Shuffle sponsor

When he lost the Howl sponsor he chose to play on Rainbet and suffer the chinese RTP cause he can't play Stake on Twitch

Very unlikely as these sites make it as hard as possible for you to self exclude. A single message to the support doesn't get you permanently self excluded. Also he doesn't give a fuck about RTP, he probably doesn't even really understand how that works.

 

[postfeetpls]

he probably doesn't even really understand how that works.

Of course he understands it's simple it's 50/50 you either win or you don't stop making him feel some kind of way

 

[lol cow supreme]

When he was still smashing walls we were joking in Gunt Chat and later the Kasino that he should have sold numbered pieces of drywall. Could have raked in the juice. But that takes effort, so it's not going to happen.

EDIT: Austin posting a big chungus wholesome picture with Trapper in the Crackcourt. It looks like Trapper is trying to escape.

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This is likely the floor in his parents room. you can see a basket of hand soap and random mom stuff next to a paper files box by the tall dresser. Austin does not have this dresser, and the wall is too intact. Bossman is laying on his parents bedroom floor...and his mom or dad took the picture. Its fucking WIERD bro.

And no I didnt stutter. That basket is full of hand soap... Is she subliminally trying to make Austin feel a certain type of way?

 

[Rukario]

This is likely the floor in his parents room. you can see a basket of hand soap and random mom stuff next to a paper files box by the tall dresser. Austin does not have this dresser, and the wall is too intact. Bossman is laying on his parents bedroom floor...and his mom or dad took the picture. Its fucking WIERD bro.

And no I didnt stutter. That basket is full of hand soap... Is she subliminally trying to make Austin feel a certain type of way?
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Either that or we've found the box where Austin drops all the christmas presents he doesn't want. Its probably covering a dozen Axe gift sets and a copy of "Anger Management for Dummies".

 

[HexFag]

At around 1:30AM BMT old CS youtuber and new BMJ alog, noobdog, got into a CS match with The Bossman and proceeded to stir shit for about two hours until netting him a 24 hour comp cooldown. I've done my best to clip the juicy bits but if you want to watch the whole thing in its entirety, here is the stream vod link. BMJ content begins roughly around the two hour mark.

It's important to note that noobdog was in a party with yellow, who is a girl. This causes the first signs of conflict after 5 rounds and 1 timeout. Also noobdog is doing a shitty meatwad impression so that Austin wouldn't recognize him.

I've split off the clips for each game into spoilers as to not rape the page with clips of austin calling people faggots and schizoing out.

Spoiler: Game 1

This leads into the second clip where Austin challenges him to a 1v1. SPOILER ALERT: It never happens.

The first of many times austin calls noobdog and his teammates faggots.

"You don't even know who I am bro"

"Time to shine you see this clutch?" - Man who forgets to buy a weapon. Then calls him a weirdo faggot.

Austin found out that Purple is a blatant cheater and proceeds to call him a faggot. Tells the girl that she "fucks with faggots". Purple is also not a part of noobdog's party and is just a third party who started fucking with Austin.

A little freudian slip before calling purple a FAGGOT FUCKING FREAK

Austin challenges somebody to a 1v1 in the most wigger way possible. SPOILER ALERT: It never happens.

For the second game, it's important to note that he had noobdog muted from the end of the last game into this one. This one mainly focuses on blue or Vivy, a ball licker from his discord. The team composition is the exact same by the way. He completely forgot about the cheater on his team from the previous game.

Spoiler: Game 2

Before the first round even starts, the crack paranoia hits immediately and he starts accusing blue for no fucking reason.

West coast fags DESTROYED

He NEEDS to get clean.

A really long water break.

In a truly sage moment, Austin finally figures out what's wrong with him.

Vivy agrees and immediately gets bitched out by Austin for the second time.

I might've gotten hit with that second-hand crackarooski high, but it sounds like he was hallucinating starting a stream. He's so mushmouthed at this part that it's hard to tell though.

Crack has no negative side effects.

Vivy gets bitched at for the third and final time for literally no fucking reason whatsoever. DID YOU JUST CALL ME SENSITIVE BRO??

The final clip that gets him his 24 hour comp ban.

Right after his comp ban, he goes on a crack fueled tirade in the DMs of the only girl on his team and sends this. It's another confirmation that he's on that crackarooski crack rock, like it wasn't obvious already.

 

[Looney Troons]

I am beginning to enjoy the CS clips/streams a lot. They’re formulaic, just like the gamba streams, where he sucks real bad at the game and then randomly calls a teammate a pussy, then goes on a Low Tier God-lite-esque tirade about how he’s going to take their mom to the beach and recite the alphabet to her saggy double-Ds while their sister feeds him a Big Buford.

Shit is hilarious to me because it just comes out of left field most of the time. Then he ends up apologizing.

 

[Punished Neco]

Also noobdog is doing a shitty meatwad impression so that Austin wouldn't recognize him.

Bossman getting dunked on by someone who's putting on a voice to sound like Droopy Dog is pretty funny to be fair.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

noobdog makes the cs streams watchable so props to him for that