Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[stupid frog]

The pooner crying in the bathroom is my fav

 

[LavenderMenace]

Todd in the Shadow's podcast cohost, Alina (deadname: Dany Morgan) is getting FFS soon and his mother is against it.
Here are some loving words he has about her:
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(Archive) What a cunt.

Yeah I’d be disappointed too if my 44 year old son is having a midlife crisis and his only solution is to shred his skull to look 5% “female”….

Oh and I found out he uses the grooming term “egg cracking”

Btw this is what he looks like….

Yeah he looks like a weirdo…..

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

Yeah he looks like a weirdo…..

His eyes scream “sex pest”.

 

[majorplayer]

“Look, we let kids decide on their true gender… So if a ten year old decides to get sexual with another boy or man, what’s the big deal? Are you… Homophobic? I think that’s the real reason and you should do some introspection!”

Damn, it all makes a lot more sense now.

I have a working theory that they dont have a solid argument for transing kids other than suicide bait.

A lot of these arguments are being made by adults with dubious motives, even co-opting the commie fight on the nuclear family.

If we had solid evidence that giving kids puberty blockers greatly increased their outcomes in some measureable fashion, then they would be brought into the lexicon of say a measles vaccine.

The troons always balk at examining the evidence, factual, anecdotal or otherwise. Almost always with a little scrutiny they know they will lose the argument and by proxy lose their power to compel people to their whims.

So yes, believe perverts when they say they are going after your children. And pray for the parents and the last bastion of freedom to intervene and keep kids off dangerous and long lasting consequences of gender affirming care.

 

[Screamer_2]

 

[Candidate No 7]

Every so often one will pop up crying about cruising culture, and be offended because they felt ignored at gay bars/events. It's pretty funny seeing them learn that gay men are far less likely to entertain their delusions than any other demographic.

I've seen at least one cry transphobia after a gay man she was sexting called her pussy a pussy instead of a dick.

This one is my absolute favorite Pooner story ever.

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Wonder if her friend invited her as tough love shock treatment. Show her once and for all what she is cosplaying as. and how she can't fit.

 

[monstrous bubo]

I mean how many of them actually KNOW adult gay men, gay culture etc?

This one is my absolute favorite Pooner story ever.

I’ve always wondered what li’l pooner’s reaction would have been if when she fled to the bathroom she discovered this legend.

Found another troon who writes about his days in this way. The way he talks, you’d think he was working 12 hour shifts on his feet with no break, but no, it’s just… running a few errands and doing some baking.

Kek, I can knock off at least half that list in a day while also doing my fulltime job. What a fucking drama queen.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Found another troon who writes about his days in this way. The way he talks, you’d think he was working 12 hour shifts on his feet with no break, but no, it’s just… running a few errands and doing some baking.
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It's so strange to see a list of completely benign everyday tasks presented in a way that's clearly supposed to shock and impress- It really betrays just how empty, meaningless and hedonistic these people's lives are. Do you seriously want a fucking medal for doing grocery shopping, preparing meals and changing into your pyjamas in the middle of the afternoon? If this is an unusually busy day to the point where he's compelled to draw up an itemized breakdown for internet updoots, the mind boggles at what a normal day must be like.

These people are fucking pitiful.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

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Spoiler: How could Mr Methhead even tell?

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Beggars can't be choosers. At least someone thought he was hot enough to shag him in minecraft prison... or minecraft prison. Maybe he should get into finnster's DMs for tips on that...

 

[Procrastinhater]

I'm not sure I'm understanding the issue here. There was no implicit accusation in the email, it only said 'X happened, please don't do X'. It's addressed to 'everyone', so presumably it was CC'd to all of the employees and not just sent to this troon specifically.

Is the troon taking umbrage at this a tacit admission that it was them that smeared the shit on the toilets? I can think of no other reason why someone would read that and interpret it as a personal attack or accusation. Or do they think this was an act of deliberate vandalism intended to make them feel unwelcome? Well there are far easier ways of doing that to troons, like saying certain words in their presence or often by merely existing.

I suspect this is just a case of Hanlon's Razor being blunt because people leave horrific messes in bathrooms all the fucking time. Attributing this to deliberate malice rather than people just being retards is the finest example of 'trannies most effected' I've seen in a while- what sane person would see some shit on a toilet and automatically jump to the conclusion that it was intended as an attack on them?

Sounds to me like the Troon was pissed that instead of being allowed to creep in the women's bathroom the company went to the trouble of making an "all gender" bathroom specifically for the Troon.
Instead of being happy about this (because his goal was to force his creepy self into the women's bathroom) he threw a literal shitfit and smeared his filthy Troonshit all over as a "protest".
He's pissed because he's obviously the only person weird and petty enough to do that and got immediately caught.

 

[Procrastinhater]

That's a thing? Why?

They're pretty much just like those electric muscle machines that you can get to build abs if you're a lazy fuck and don't want to do sit ups, but maxed up with the limiters off.
They had someone in the Mall with one demonstrating it. Those things are fucking evil. I got it right up to 10 but it's not fun. My wife took it like a champ btw. Guess if you're used to it you just learn to get on with it but it taught me a whole new understanding of that shit.
No offense but I'd rather be a guy. I can deal with pain but that stuff is horrible and that was just a machine. My wife said the real thing is worse. It's lower down and deeper, the machine just tries to rupture your ab muscles.

 

[ShmeedlesMcGee]

>I still said no

The only acceptable reply to a "No" is a simple "That's okay" or "Hey, no problem." That's it.
People who keep pushing after a "No" are usually the worst kind of people and poon/troon-hausen-by-proxy moms and dads are the worst kind of people.

 

[Free the Pedos]

This one is my absolute favorite Pooner story ever

The pooner crying in the bathroom is my fav

“I think that girl is still in there” lives in my head rent free because it encapsulates all the ways troons are the most extreme versions of their birth sex negative traits.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Thread tax: Woman cries about people noticing she's a woman, even though she's wearing masculine clothes. Which apparently turn you into a man now.



How dare you bigots judge a person according to who they are, rather than their clothing? Don't you know women wear frilly dresses and if you don't wear a frilly dress you can't be a woman?

Now why would she crop her face out of the picture? Is it because, judging by her avatar, she is very clearly a woman making zero attempt to appear male (as if the tits didn't make it obvious already)? Nah, couldn't be that...

And of course, like all terminally online NLOGs, she manages to embody every negative feminine stereotype imaginable, down to the fibromyalgia, Tumblr-speak, and whiny existential passivity:

It makes me MATI that when the NHS is in worse condition than ever, parasites like this with their imaginary illnesses are taking up slots on the MRI list. I don't need to scan your brain to tell you you're fucking retarded, lady.

I also lol'd at the 'Crowdfund £0/£150' in her name. Suffer, dood.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

They don’t know enough to know they do not want to know enough.

I used to be close friends with a gay guy who tried to TMI me on the regular. I know enough that I really don’t want to know (there was a gay guy posting deets and replies to questions here a year or two ago for the curious. It still probably just scratches the surface).

TLDR; straight pooners are dumb fucks and consume too much fanfiction made by dumb fucks.

I once knew a gay guy my first year of college. He told me, as far as sexual partners go, and I quote, he "lost count and couldn't even guess an approximation". We were just 18.

 

[Stan]

Todd in the Shadow's podcast cohost, Alina (deadname: Dany Morgan) is getting FFS soon and his mother is against it.
Here are some loving words he has about her:

“Son, isn’t it a bit selfish to spend 40k on plastic surgery? There’s nothing wrong with your beautiful face.”
“FUCK YOU MOM”

Found another troon who writes about his days in this way. The way he talks, you’d think he was working 12 hour shifts on his feet with no break, but no, it’s just… running a few errands and doing some baking.
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Why is Mr. Overworked preparing pots of rice for the freezer? Is… it’s not too much work to make rice to order. Putting cooled rice on the freezer is going to turn it to mush when reheated. This person is insane.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

I once knew a gay guy my first year of college. He told me, as far as sexual partners go, and I quote, he "lost count and couldn't even guess an approximation". We were just 18.

When my friend first came out he was an absolute man whore. I remember him telling me it was over 50. We were around the same age.

Pooners can only ever aspire to this level of ass drilling.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Behold and weep, trannies. These doped up women who are built like brick shithouses still look female.

I watched a documentary about what the East German government subjected its female Olympic athletes too and it was fucking appaling. The womens Shotput team in particular was subjected to almost Unit 731 level experiments, they injected them with HGH (human growth hormone) and steroids and hormone injections that they used on cattle to cause muscle hypertrophy, as well as Testosterone and a cocktail of other anabolic steroids.
The women on the documentary have ended up suffering from all kinds of health problems since and some ended up with uterine and ovarian cancers.
They also devoloped the same problems Buck Angel ended up with with atrophy, and a couple of them have developed osteoporosis and their bones, particularly their joints have crumbled.
They would force them to take a cocktail of different PED's to study the results, and would only take them off it in the lead up to when they knew they would be tested.

A lot of the Soviet Bloc countries used PEDs on their athletes im the 50's-80's but according to that documentary East Germany was the worst.

That’s one of the most retarded things I’ve ever heard.

"I'm not gay I just like mens dicks in my rectum"

This guy is the fucking "I've got news for you - that makes you gay" Ice T meme IRL.

 

[Geraldine]

I have a working theory that they dont have a solid argument for transing kids other than suicide bait.

A lot of these arguments are being made by adults with dubious motives, even co-opting the commie fight on the nuclear family.

It is a big part of the "commie" fight on the nuclear family.
But these "commies" include politically connected billionaires who like the system that is so good to them, they just think the system needs a few tweaks. Such as allowing them to fuck kids openly.

Sounds to me like the Troon was pissed that instead of being allowed to creep in the women's bathroom the company went to the trouble of making an "all gender" bathroom specifically for the Troon.

The last piece of the puzzle.

 

[Metal Slime 20x6]

Kek, I can knock off at least half that list in a day while also doing my fulltime job. What a fucking drama queen.

And now just this morning, another one! Why do they think they deserve accolades for doing normal fucking chores? I’m sure his wife had to do all the childcare (and probably other chores too) while he was out getting his eyebrows done and going for a nice walk.