Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

Dear me, who knew having some kind of plan when you move to NYC was advisable? At least, some plan that didn’t rely on the parents you spent years accusing of every kind of abuse in the book?

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Bet she didn’t really expect that.

Cue e-begging (with CANCER™️) from the royal we:
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49 likes after 8 hours? She’s fucked. Or, this is when we’ll find out how much of a trust fund baby she really is.

On a side note, I checked out her Amazon wishlist, and it wasn’t as stupid as many others I’ve seen. But this made me laugh:

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ETA: Sigh, I was wrong. Checked her GFM, and there have been 24 individual donations since yesterday, totaling more than $650. What the hell is wrong with people? (:_(
 
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This is just grim. And I’m guessing mom is spot on about the ED. Why is she otherwise suddenly on about IBD or “cancer” and not looking for gluten contamination with the issues (cough laxative abuse cough) she’s supposedly having now?

I can’t help imagining one of my kids going down Victoria’s path. What a fucking nightmare.
 
Oh no, could it be...anaphylaxis?! Heavens! We all know Victoria would really hate to have to go to the emergency room but there may simply be no alternative.

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Victoria's problem is that she's just too relentlessly positive as a human being and needs to be allowed to have a more negative attitude.

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Outstanding random.txt

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Victoria knows she would definitely, definitely die from covid. This totally isn't a psychological issue, it's totally possible to be physically certain you will die from covid.

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Only expensive hotels can accommodate power chairs. ADA, what's that? She also lies about her friends not having accessible buildings, when last week she was bemoaning that her friends in elevator buildings weren't helping her. It sounds worse to say "I have friends who could put me up but they know better."

"Lowkey dying" should be an automatic dx for factitious disorder/malingering/similar related psychiatric conditions.

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Victoria, as I am sure doctors have told you many times, hives can come from many non-allergic sources. A percentage of people do break into hives whenever they cry a lot. They are not allergic to their tears. Anxiety and stress can cause hives all on their own.

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Really astonishing how many munchies and covid-hysterical people are ~*~immunompromised~*~ and can't do basic things or go out because of it.

Funny, because I've actually been immunocompromised from chemo, and my doctor told me "don't hang out with really sick people" but otherwise I could live as normal. Hmmmm. It's almost as if these people enjoy the attention and lack of effort on their part.

I've actually started automatically pegging people as hypochondriacs when they talk about being "immunocompromised", I've never heard anyone who actually are immunocompromised whine about it or demand other people change how they live because if it. Funny.
 
I can’t help imagining one of my kids going down Victoria’s path. What a fucking nightmare.
Don't worry about it. I have yet to meet one single cluster B/ED type female whose parents did not do everything imaginable to bring that nightmare on themselves.

It's not always "abuse." Often it's just being a rich sociopath striver or something less dramatic of that nature.
 
Her tantrum here is a great reason to never apologize for being too harsh to a person like this. Never try to meet them in the middle. Look how the moment she hears any kind of apology, she instantly decides that it means she's in the right.

Decent people with decent social skills often try this technique of "if I admit I was wrong about something, will you admit you were wrong about something, too?" If you've got two people talking who are both reasonable, non-personality-disordered human beings, that can be the beginning of healing a rift. But when you've got a pathological person there, they just use the extended hand as a sign that they were always right about everything, and that their distorted vision of the other person is accurate.
 
Double posting but I read up some on Xolair (omalizumab), that dreamy drug that Vicky covets. Started by checking the pharmaceutical “orange book” of my eurofag-country. It says this: “Xolair has not been extensively studied for prevention of anaphylaxis, including in accidental exposure to food. Xolair is not indicated [to prevent anaphylaxis].” Basically, the book states that it’s to be used in severe asthma and treatment resistant rhinitis with polyps and don’t you go crazy when you prescribe this expensive shit.

Weird. Why would she want something that hasn’t been proven effective? So I check the company’s American page. Well, what do you know, the yanks disagree: “Xolair is the first and only FDA-approved medicine to reduce allergic reactions, including anaphylaxis, from accidental exposure to one or more foods.”

Interesting that two countries judge the evidence so differently. I’m guessing a (somewhat) functioning public health apparatus in some ways is protective against munchie antics, because the evidence has to be pretty solid in order to qualify for subsidies. You can’t just reee until someone prescribes that cool stuff you want, because what you want has already been deemed inappropriate for your condition.
(In practice this is a bit more complicated because once a doctor has a specialization they’re free to prescribe any available drug off-label, but this is rarely misused.)

TLDR: Victoria could only dream of Xolair in many a eurofagland. GFM to move her to, like, Albania?
 
Double posting but I read up some on Xolair (omalizumab), that dreamy drug that Vicky covets. Started by checking the pharmaceutical “orange book” of my eurofag-country. It says this: “Xolair has not been extensively studied for prevention of anaphylaxis, including in accidental exposure to food. Xolair is not indicated [to prevent anaphylaxis].” Basically, the book states that it’s to be used in severe asthma and treatment resistant rhinitis with polyps and don’t you go crazy when you prescribe this expensive shit.

Weird. Why would she want something that hasn’t been proven effective? So I check the company’s American page. Well, what do you know, the yanks disagree: “Xolair is the first and only FDA-approved medicine to reduce allergic reactions, including anaphylaxis, from accidental exposure to one or more foods.”

Interesting that two countries judge the evidence so differently. I’m guessing a (somewhat) functioning public health apparatus in some ways is protective against munchie antics, because the evidence has to be pretty solid in order to qualify for subsidies. You can’t just reee until someone prescribes that cool stuff you want, because what you want has already been deemed inappropriate for your condition.
(In practice this is a bit more complicated because once a doctor has a specialization they’re free to prescribe any available drug off-label, but this is rarely misused.)

TLDR: Victoria could only dream of Xolair in many a eurofagland. GFM to move her to, like, Albania?
lmao

Omalizumab's primary adverse effect is anaphylaxis (a life-threatening systemic allergic reaction), with a rate of occurrence of 1 to 2 patients per 1,000.

I still don't get what the appeal of it is, to her. Those who have experience with any kind of antibody-based medicine like this can attest to the price and the side effects being pretty hefty downsides. You can't get high off it. It doesn't make your penis bigger or your thinking clearer. It just makes you ache like you have the flu and contemplate suicide when you open your medical bills.
 
I still don't get what the appeal of it is, to her. Those who have experience with any kind of antibody-based medicine like this can attest to the price and the side effects being pretty hefty downsides. You can't get high off it. It doesn't make your penis bigger or your thinking clearer. It just makes you ache like you have the flu and contemplate suicide when you open your medical bills.

You've missed a vital part of her pathology, then.

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Victoria has a bad case of what I term "Lindsay Bluth Syndrome."

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She grew up very rich, in a house where the adults did not have much time to spend with their children and used money as a substitute. When you were being good in Victoria's house, I'm guessing the presents got very expensive, very fast. When you're being bad, the value tanks, you still get presents for your birthday but they're boring pleb gifts, not something insanely out of reach for most people's entire lifetimes. Bad girls get a hamster, good girls get a pony from pristine bloodlines. That kind of thing.

Over time, she decided that having money spent on you was literally functionally equivalent to attention, and she seeks money the way other people of her type seek attention. Like people who try to get attention even in crazy, inappropriate ways that are obviously bad for their long-term well-being, Victoria does the same with trying to get people to buy her expensive things. To her, this is what love means. It goes double if the extreme expense has to do with something she "needs." At that point, your willingness to go the extra mile by buying Victoria the most expensive possible version of something for her "needs" is the way she expects love to be expressed. Declining to provide something after she says she wants it is bad, but if it's after she says she needs it, you hate her and want her to die. Giving her access to a less-expensive version means your money matters more than her very life.

Her parents taught her that the deal was that you act like a spoiled brat who screams how you simply need the expensive version of everything, your parents roll their eyes but buy it anyway, and you react with effusive, over-the-top, childish praise.

Over and over, we have seen that Victoria judges the desirability of goods and services exclusively based upon their price. It's why she's so enormously proud of her $60,000 wheelchair and tells us constantly how much it costs. It's why she can't have peasant Benadryl or Claritin but needs hers delivered in the ER or by a compounding pharmacy. It's why she can't stay in any lame normal hotel but needs to stay in a nice one, even when she's supposedly down to her last dollars. She did that in both Florida and NYC, made up reasons it was imperative for her to stay not only in a hotel but a particularly expensive one. It's also why I strongly suspect when she says she has no money, she means "other than my trust fund allowance, which is of course just a pittance that can't cover my special needs."

I'm going to guess this was both why Victoria started munching about allergies and why she pooned out. Allergies are the ultimate "spend more on me at all times, always be thinking about my needs and how your money can be used to make my life better," especially in the upper classes. No peasant bread for Victoria, hers needs to come from special gluten-free bakeries and cost an order of magnitude more. We've seen her use her allergies to claim a need for more expensive food, clothing, shelter, furnishings, transportation, personal care products, and medication...all the needs of daily life, in other words.

Pooning let her find new people to love her by spending money on her surgery and testosterone. It's all about the benjamins.

Which is why she's so happy one of her posts got a lot of retweets and now she got a whole two $100 donations for the first time in weeks.

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None of her accounting makes sense. She had $20 left and was overdrafting on her first days in NYC, and it's easy to see how many donations she brings in daily (nowhere near enough to cover a $400+/night hotel, even on a good day). It's obvious there's an allowance she's not talking about. She has no idea how poor "poor" really is.

She's so happy because her genetic testing showed she had increased risk of celiac. She celebrates by deliberately eating food she knows has had gluten contamination, then claiming illness caused by it.

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It’s pretty easy to check if you actually HAVE celiac disease and not just a gene that often is associated with it. I wonder why this gigantic lab work up didn’t include the time tested and reliable routine of tTG-IgA testing followed by scoping if positive? I guess she’s just way too complex!

Just recalled that she’ll have to actually eat gluten daily for a while for the tTG-test to be correct. Sometimes the snark just flows too quickly.

Still think it’s retarded to do gene testing instead, though.

This reply to Victoria’s fuck you, mom and dad-thread is just *chef’s kiss*, btw:

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This girl has absolutely no internal locus of control.

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Narcissistic personality disorder is thrown around like confetti these days but very few people actually have it (they’re just not into you). But in Victoria’s case I think she does meet the criteria; the leeching (financial and emotional), the superficiality, the sensitivity to criticism and ensuing rage, the manipulation, the inability to endure even a second of discomfort. If not NPD, it’s definitely cluster B NOS.

I actually have a lot of empathy with cluster B:s. Their lives are chaotic hell holes. Most of them want help and some are even treatable (through GPM, where the cornerstones pretty much are: stay occupied with work and hobbies, avoid romantic relationships until you’re ready AND learn to mentalize). This will never be an option for Victoria because she’s in too deep in a culture that valorizes narcissism and entitlement. And she’s Victoria.

Anyway, she better start doing something actually funny soon (more selfies pls), because right now she’s just infuriating.
 
Victoria, who has been living in NYC again for a week and spent that week mooching off its social welfare systems, thinks they should stop prosecuting crime and make public transit free. Why doesn't everyone just give her everything all the time forever?

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Someone, get her these figures immediately, her analysis requires it. Chop chop.

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Victoria's Jewish LARP to get an extra oppression point and a party with lots of presents has hit an unexpected snag.

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Victoria's tummy ouchies from the burrito bowl are just the kind she got when her mom was cooking, therefore her mother was poisoning her in an effort to make Victoria seem like she had Munchausen's syndrome. Yes, you heard that right.

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Her Twitter friends say she should press charges. Her parents need to get a restraining order ASAP to stop her from this defamation constantly...ask Dave Muscato's parents for tips and pointers.

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Victoria aims to make herself as vulnerable as possible.

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She's really working hard to improve her situation, guys.
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She's spending her time crying while listening to a song where the singer insists to her mother that it's super fun to be a whore in a gayborhood and not to worry about her back in the country where everything is lame and corny. Literally a groomer anthem to tell kids how fun it would be to run away and get naked for strangers for a living.

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ETA: It's hours later and she's still playing the same song on repeat. I wonder if she's trying to get the hotel to kick her out so she has something to shriek and call a lawyer about.
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She's also convinced her political thoughts should be something other people should hear. Victoria, you shouldn't even be considered a citizen. You're just a mooch. Wow, what profundity: "things will look different and that's okay." She wants all the good parts of anarchy but not any of the bad parts, what's so hard to understand?! Just get her the good parts and leave the bad parts out, like leaving the vegetable she doesn't like ...excuse me, is anaphylaxis-level allergic to...out of her meal.

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This just really stood out to me. WARNING: Contains Wheat
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Ana Victoria needs a warning label attached to her person. She’s far more toxic, in general, than gluten is to a Celiac. That & the sparkling, informative commentary, has made this my new favorite thread! :drink:
 
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This just really stood out to me. WARNING: Contains Wheat
Now that she's back in town, everyone can prepare. When she starts power-scooting towards them the triage staff just reach into their desk, pull out a bag of Gold Medal flour, and start pouring a protective circle on the floor like they're warding off a malevolent ghost with salt.
 
patient advocates
I won't dive into it, but I've worked in this field, and basically if you want to keep the higher-ups happy, your job is to be an emotional sponge that absorbs the bitching and whining from the patient and whomever they're pissed at. The corporations have no intention of allowing hired patient advocates to actually "advocate" in the way Victor thinks. It's more like an even shittier HR job.
Lowkey dying
I hate "low-key" anyway, but this is like being a "little bit pregnant."
Someone should show her this one weird trick where she could do that 50 times for only four bucks.

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Doesn't IV Benadryl get you high as fuck, though? I feel like I've read that in the munchie threads, but maybe it's only when taken with opiates or something.
two countries judge the evidence so differently.
Hey, the good ol FDA (the Fuck Dicks Administration) said that Brominated Vegetable Oil was A-Okay in Mountain Dew and other soft drinks up until like a year or two ago. It's a flame retardant that PepsiCo uses as a "flavor emulsifier" and cases all sorts of awful health issues. The EU has had it banned for a LONG time. So anyway, I trust the Eurofags here is my point.
It's obvious there's an allowance she's not talking about. She has no idea how poor "poor" really is.
It's very reminiscent of Vicky's good buddy Becky Gerber. These affluent bitches who think they're poor because they could only buy doordash twice a day instead of three.
This girl has absolutely no internal locus of control.
God, APS gets such a bad rap. They try. In my professional life I've had a lot of collaborative experiences, and everyone either thinks they're the Gestapo (old people who want their independence no matter the cost) or a free bank/hotel voucher service (actually mentally ill people, system leaches, and their overlapping ilk). APS is there to help people who sincerely can't help themselves, like shut-in hoarder elderly folks who can't bathe anymore because they can't get in the bathtub. Not trust fund munchies who could clearly get off their ass and get a fucking job.
 
Doesn't IV Benadryl get you high as fuck, though?
It acts fast, but it shouldn't make you see the Hat Man or anything. "Stop itching and fall asleep" is a fantastic feeling when you're suffering a legit allergic reaction, but it isn't going to give you wings unless something else is going on.
 
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