Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Another day, another rant.


Maybe people wouldn't talk about her nasty bras if she didn't film herself in them. I mean, is it that hard to slip a shirt over your head before filming, like everyone else does? I can only speak for myself, but I don't enjoy watching a morbidly obese blob laying around in filth, wearing just a bra. Seeing her in a tank top is gross enough... Thankfully, this is a very short video. She explains that she bought 6 identical bras at Kohl's five years ago, and washes them all once a week. (She doesn't explain how they haven't fallen apart by now though, though.)
Five year old bras? wtf. At her size, a bra would be lucky to last a year. I don't see why she can splurge on dog poop bags and tacky home decor, but she can't get a new bra.
 
Why does Amberlynn set herself up like this? It's like she wants the abuse.

On the money. She does.

"I don't know why I even have to address this.." says AL.

You don't!

She doesn't have to comment on anything people notice in her videos, either on the topics or in the background. Yet she does, because she loves the drama. A poor fat foster girl whom nobody ever paid attention to now has thousands focused on something as minor as her bras. She couldn't BE happier or feel more important. And she has to address it, to keep people talking. But she turns off comments because she doesn't like hate, but you know she's getting all sorts of people writing her, supporting her and agreeing with her and giving her huge ass pats. It's worth it to have a thousand hate-watcher for one vocal supporter. Makes her feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

The day nobody notices what AL lies about or buys will be the saddest day of her life. She'll go back to being that poor family-less nobody again.

So she has to keep it going. Lezbereal, gurl, she'll never quit sticking up for herself, she slays.
 

Here's a video worth skipping. It starts with Amberlynn rambling about her ugly outfit, hair, and a heart she draws on her wrist every day. Later, she and Destiny go to visit their friends, who live in a very messy apartment. Amberlynn tells her friends she Googled, "When do chihuahuas die?," and found out they only live 10 years, which is too short. (It's also stupid since there is no one-size-fits-all answer. My chihuahua lived for 14½ years. Sorry for the small
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.) Next, she talks about having the next 3 days off. The "sad news" from the title is that Destiny's uncle died. Amberlynn is going to take Destiny to The Cheesecake Factory. I'm sure a huge meal out will make them both feel much better.
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Amberlynn posted some new videos, they're pretty short and I skimmed through them anyways. She's gone back to the clickbait titles - her keeping the dates did not last very long.


This video is about her failing the water challenge and trying to be cutesy/funny about how she's a "failure". There's nothing funny about failing to drink 6 glasses of water. At least she acknowledges how much of a lazy fuck she is for not even being able to do that.


In this video she talks about going to Destiny's uncles wake, Destiny looks like a special little boy in his suit, and then they go to a laundromat and she makes some excuse about how in her townhouse, they can't have a washer and dryer anyways so they can't buy one, so they have to resort to going to Destiny's mom's house or the laundromat.


What she ate in a day video. As we all know it's a lie. For breakfast it's eggs, burnt microwaved bacon, and cottage cheese. Not a fruit or vegetable in sight! For lunch it's all snacks - cheese, chips, crackers, and those Hershey's kisses. Then she makes some excuse about how she doesn't eat very healthy, but it's okay because she eats less! (LOL). For dinner it's some disgusting soup.


Talks about her health issues. Has a bunch of back issues such as a slipped disc among other things (hmm, it's not because you're fat?!), refuses to take medicine for her issues, but randomly decided to take medicine for her back and it's ALL OKAY now! Denies diabetes, thyroid, still has heart issues with irregular heartbeat. Blames it on stress from Youtube. She has swollen calves and feet and cites that as the reason she's so sedentary. TLDR; has a bunch of health issues, doesn't do anything about it. And she still hasn't done a live weigh in.


What she eats at a buffet. Goes to Golden Corral, and shows us 3 plates of food with barely anything on it. Come on Amberlynn, do you think your viewers are that stupid? You are not 500lb with that little amount of food, especially at a buffet.

She has other videos like putting up the tree (more like Destiny putting up the tree because there's no actual footage of Amberlynn putting anything up, just the finished product of the tree, while she's sitting on the couch kissing her kitten), a journal haul because she absolutely needs to shop more, and her black Friday video which isn't really a lot, just the usual gluttonous/wasteful stupid shennanigans.

She's going on a posting spree and her videos are receiving less than 10k views each! Some haven't even hit 5k. It's a matter of time before she enables the comments again. You know this girl's MO is quantity over quality, obviously.
 
At this point it almost seems like she's deliberately trolling her audience. I mean she already has been and has admitted to it in the past. She should just own up to it or stfu and stop crying on camera about the mean trolls and playing victim.

She's the one with a slipped disk in her back, heart issues, and knee pain. So, go ahead and laugh, Amberlynn. We aren't the ones who suffer from your actions.
 

A quote of note;

3:43 - "I went to the doctor and he was praising me because of that. And I was like "yeah". He said a lot of people ignore heart issues, which is kinda scary."

AL ignored (and continues to ignore) Destiny's "24/7" heart pain. No mention since of a doctor's visit for her, indeed, no mention of the condition at all. Unless the cure to heart pain is Star Wars tees and Pokemon plushies, you are a massive hypocrite, Amberlynn.
 
People who have say, cancer, must be very frustrated at watching somebody so cavalierly destroy their health, on purpose. The more the health system gets stretched for resources, the more people like her take away from those who are legitimately sick.

This girl knows-she's made the connection between what she's putting in her mouth and what she's doing to herself. She's lying to us, but she's not lying to herself. She knows she's killing herself. That's what these vids are, she's rubbing it in our faces.

There are plenty of videos where she's at a restaurant eating huge plates of fattening food with French fries "on the side" as well as soda and dessert there and at home. She's not fooling anybody.

The only reason she's walking around and shopping and doing laundry at almost 500 lbs is because she's young. Same with Amy Slaton. But that back pain, knee pain, heart problems, it's is all going to get worse with time. The medicine will stop working because she'll need more and more, along with insulin, narcotics, heart meds, hospitalizations.

Eventually, she'll be couch/bedridden on disability and Medicare, and always hurting. She's destroying the one precious gift she has and that's her health. But she isn't the only one who pays.

We force people to wear seat belts and motorcyclists to wear helmets, because head injuries and car accidents can be very expensive. But we can't even mention that being morbidly obese and eating yourself into diabetes and spinal injuries might be a bad idea anymore or we are fat shaming and need to check our thin privilege.

Strange world.
 
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