Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Eric Hildeman is a pedophile retard who can’t grasp the most basic homophones.

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It’s palate cleanser, aspiring kid toucher. Divert the time you spend boasting of your MENSA membership to learning to spell and use hyphens correctly. Then kill yourself.
 
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A website called Rent-a-Hitman (dot com) where you can hire a real hitman. Hm, that does sound like the dream-logic world Rick lives in, so might really be him.

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Rick denies Boomia took the picture. It's just cope, of course. Who else would ever take a photo of Rick? For what purpose?
 
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Patrick actually thinks people are too stupid to look things up on their favourite browser to see where a convention is taking place. This is why he'll never have any real friends and a one of hanger ons got a Hugo before him because other than posting CP on site like Imger, he wrote something that wasn't on X.

I bet like a true friend he didn't show up. I also doubt he has anything nice to wear either.
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Hahahaha, Boomia followed him to Glasgow?! And he even took the kids with him?! Ho-lee shit, OnA on another level when it comes to this thing of ours!
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This shit has me stone dead, amazing!
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He should be happy that at least one fan followed him there.
 
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Rick feels he has exhausted all the opportunities Milwaukee offers and is ready to "go bigger" (as soon as the city pays him a million dollars to go away, I guess).

Because sitting on a fart couch and tweeting all day just hits different when you live in New York. Some quiet, cheap village where you could do your important tweeting in serenity? Seemingly not even an option under consideration.
 
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Rick feels he has exhausted all the opportunities Milwaukee offers and is ready to "go bigger" (as soon as the city pays him a million dollars to go away, I guess).
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Piggy needs that money for expensive bistro food and alcohol instead of actually even care for his debt and situation. Good way to spend your city’s payment for you.
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Because sitting on a fart couch and tweeting all day just hits different when you live in New York. Some quiet, cheap village where you could do your important tweeting in serenity? Seemingly not even an option under consideration.
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He would still be stalker childrening every day, no matter where Fat Rick is, even in a quiet and cheap village that has a population of thousands to hundreds of people. He cannot shut his own mouth and live a normal life, because he is insufferable externally and internally, and Twitter was his life support for him to seethe to stalker children here and there.
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I wonder if Nikki said Rick had to give up his phone "privileges" while in Scotland and she only lets him have it a certain amount of time per day.
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Fatty might sneak out and use that Galaxy Fold whilst she is out. He is like a child that could sneak away easily to go hang out with friends, except he is a grownup gunt that lies a lot and his entire life revolves around Xitter. Nikki’s warnings would not work on him, everyone’s opinions are moot to him.
 
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Something Awful said:
A website called Rent-a-Hitman (dot com) where you can hire a real hitman. Hm, that does sound like the dream-logic world Rick lives in, so might really be him.

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Rick denies Boomia took the picture. It's just cope, of course. Who else would ever take a photo of Rick? For what purpose?
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Joke's on you Mister Prongay! Our intrepid writer/freedom fighter never stays in hotels, only IHOP bathrooms! That picture is clearly a very deep fake disseminated by basement dwelling stalker children. A truly cultured member of the global jet set would know that it's called the International House of Pancakes because of their excellent worldwide overnight accommodations. The amateurish nature of your terror campaign is as embarrassing as it is felonious. Harumpf sir and enjoy prison!
 
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Rick feels he has exhausted all the opportunities Milwaukee offers and is ready to "go bigger" (as soon as the city pays him a million dollars to go away, I guess).

Because sitting on a fart couch and tweeting all day just hits different when you live in New York. Some quiet, cheap village where you could do your important tweeting in serenity? Seemingly not even an option under consideration.
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The very suggestion is inane. Patrick's problems don't go away when he moves to a big city, they worsen dramatically. He can't schmooze effectively, so he gains no marketing advantage by living in New York City or Los Angeles. His previous books failed because they weren't good, and changing markets won't help. Meanwhile, his burn rate goes incandescent.

He thinks he's up for the challenge of a bigger city. That delusion of his will collide with the real world like a tomato fired from a cannon at a steel wall.
 
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AprilRains said:
The very suggestion is inane. Patrick's problems don't go away when he moves to a big city, they worsen dramatically. He can't schmooze effectively, so he gains no marketing advantage by living in New York City or Los Angeles. His previous books failed because they weren't good, and changing markets won't help. Meanwhile, his burn rate goes incandescent.
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Fatrick would not do anything else in megacities like NYC or Los Angeles because he is jobless and could only rent a 1DK apartment/flat in the more ghetto/poorer neighborhoods of Manhattan or LA and lives off tweeting on a daily basis. He caused everything by himself alone, and he pays the price to shoulder those burdens alone. Rick is also lazy, not to mention, so he does not give a fuck about having a full-time or part-time job to pay for apartment rent whilst draining away those money for food and pizza. Selling his flops whilst tweeting is not hard labor and being busy at all, Piggy.
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He thinks he's up for the challenge of a bigger city. That delusion of his will collide with the real world like a tomato fired from a cannon at a steel wall.
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Steel beams melt gunt lard as quickly as Piggy’s increasing debt and delusions.
 
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How many of these urbanite scum actually consistently partake of the "amazing" cultural offerings of the big city? How often do they go to the opera, symphony, art showings, plays, live music bars, botanical gardens, etc? They most likely stay at home watching tv/streaming slop that you can get anywhere. How often do they go out to try the fancy food culture? They probably eat slop that you can get anywhere.
 
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A website called Rent-a-Hitman (dot com) where you can hire a real hitman. Hm, that does sound like the dream-logic world Rick lives in, so might really be him.

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Rick denies Boomia took the picture. It's just cope, of course. Who else would ever take a photo of Rick? For what purpose?
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Is he saying this is a secret convention?
 
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If Boomia is in Scotland, maybe he'll be on the same flight home as Piggy and his gross woman. Imagine the oinking when Piggy realizes he is on the same plane as the notorious R. Prongay. Piggy has heard Boomia's voice. It's Jersey accent with a lisp. He'll recognize it.

Isn't Piggy's response to the Dismissal motion due this week?
 
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i'm impressed with Rick's level of self control while he's in Scotland. to my knowledge he hasn't been relentlessly declaring prison for stalkers hundreds of times a day and he seems to be focused on the event, destitute as it is.

but that just means when he gets home he'll busily respond to every single reply he got while he was away and copy paste his signature deflection, right?
 
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