DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Burl McMillan said:
My optimism says this should be treated like when Bossmanjack runs it up super fat to an all time high and inevitably loses it all again. I don't see the conversion rate of KC viewers into full-time dents being that high which means they'll either:
a) not convert into the "right" kind of fan for Phil (direct paypal tips giving piggies who don't say anything inflammatory in snort korea chat)
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b) really only show up when he does drama content like lolcow dunking on reacts (which will make DSP lean more towards drama content which will destroy his fake mr. chill positivity image and permanently take the mask off)
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Would be funny if his original fanbase just fuckin dips or gets pushed out with the cooler crowd of fellas.
 
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Skippy Shortbottom said:
Would be funny if his original fanbase just fuckin dips or gets pushed out with the cooler crowd of fellas.
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That's a possibility. Most of his dented paypigs really love the personal attention they get from throwing a few $$$ at DSP here and there. Now they might realize how easily they are replaced, possibly breaking their fucked up para-social dynamic.
Once the KC crowd gets bored, DSP might be left with only OIC.
 
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Phil raked in thousands in superchats tonight. It's all good though, it'll be memoryholed by the day stream tomorrow. "It went to pay for... BILLS, stupid!" He'll be back to begging when he's at $27 in tips, the shower and dishwasher will remain broken, doordash trash will continue to accumulate in the garage, and Jasper still won't get that bloodwork.
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
This Kino Casino arc fucking sucks. I hate SmugSydePhil.
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I don't know what more to say other than get felted, peasant?

It's like the show got a new writer and director. Gotta let it ride out, even if it feels forced, fake and gay.
Just imagine Phil gettin to actually pretend like he's a pro-wrestler, and he is cutting promos.

The DX Crotch Chops towards the crowd will come any moment.
 
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Dick Dastardly/DSP disclaimer probably explains the entire cross over in a nutshell. Either way, I thought the stream was pretty based to be honest, and reinvigorated my interest in Phil. He probably made more money in this stream than he probably has made in the last month easily so far. Phil is allowed to have this W, but depends on he handles some of the newfound interest in his page.
 
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General Tug Boat said:
Dick Dastardly/DSP disclaimer probably explains the entire cross over in a nutshell. Either way, I thought the stream was pretty based to be honest, and reinvigorated my interest in Phil. He probably made more money in this stream than he probably has made in the last month easily so far. Phil is allowed to have this W, but depends on he handles some of the newfound interest in his page.
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Why would this reinvigorate your intrest in Phil? Hes just faking it in front of the camera, tomorrow he'll go back to saying the exact same stuff he always does on his own streams
 
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Guenther Steiner said:
Phil raked in thousands in superchats tonight. It's all good though, it'll be memoryholed by the day stream tomorrow. "It went to pay for... BILLS, stupid!" He'll be back to begging when he's at $27 in tips, the shower and dishwasher will remain broken, doordash trash will continue to accumulate in the garage, and Jasper still won't get that bloodwork.
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Phil is the only streamer whose not allowed to make money because he made money the day before.

This is what people mean by deranged.
 
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Skippy Shortbottom said:
Man at least include the sandwich shop analogy if you want to bait people better.
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So let's say there's a sandwich shop, and lately like in the last few months business has been going slow. Coincidentally there's a pastrami shop next door, and they reach out and tell the sandwich shop owner "Hey we love your sandwiches, they're very meaningful and robust, can we do a collab with our pastrami since we have almost the same style of customers?". Of course this goes MEGA viral, and the sandwich shop blows up in customers and orders.

You have to remember that because business has been slow the past few months it's not really a huge profit. It only really basically made up for the slow business, plus adult-style bills and costs of operating a sandwich shop like electricity, gas, ingredients etc. It's unfair and mentally ill mouth drooling deranged for you to say that because I was able to make up for the months worth of slow business in a few promotional collab days with the pastrami shop, I should not then be able to get more orders to keep the business running. Sound good?
 
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