Nexpo/YT Horror Channels - Do they all suck

[Ainchiemi]

Dr Wolfula became such a faggot. He could easily be the mascot of all the crap trannies did to horror and YouTube. He spent the video praising the movie for having so much female nudity before crying about the film for being more harmful and damaging to the transgender community than sleep away camp. Because the movie implies a man would have a sex change just to dominate women's sports. When the 2024 Paris Olympics proves this as a reality. He also got triggered by Nightmare on Elm Street 5 having pro-life themes. Including implying being rejected for being a rape baby played a role in Freddy Krueger becoming evil. The same movie confirms that newborns have souls in universe.

Another Tranny treating the twist like it’s the holocaust. Still don’t know how to get the video playable on here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTBArvum6rw

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Guys, did Kister rip off this but added Christian stuff?

I highly doubt it. Considering the lore pre-reboot, it's been theorized it's basically a corruption of Book of Revelations.

Anyway, double Dire Trip.
The first one is....

A faux Jewish guy created a family channel and presented himself as this saintly father figure with his 9 adopted kids. Meanwhile, he abused them horribly in every way you can imagine.

This is some Seven Passages 7. I hate family channels so much. I hate CPS even more.

Second one is another case of child abuse, hurray.....

To that user who mentioned that Misery Machine seems to be pedo baiting, you can watch this and see how respectful DT is about the subject when he covers them in comparison.

It is quite "refreshing" for what that counts considering it's child abuse and the dad here is a POS. CPS continues to be useless as well.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Here's a rather fun EAS Scenario one-shot about the sun magically reaching the end of its main sequence within the span of 24 hours and then expanding into a Red Giant in equally as much time. I appreciate the fact that the creator actually remembered that stars don't just instantly go from one phase to the next and have to actively increase their luminosity and expand whilst doing so (which would boil the Earth alive in the process), since this is something even documentaries tend to side-step around, acting like the dying sun would be acting completely normally one day, then the following morning it would already be huge.

However, at the same time, I can't help but feel like scenarios like this, where there is absolutely no hope right from the outset, are a bit unsatisfying. Saying everyone's going to die in this scenario is pretty obvious, so there's no real emotional attachment to make. In other space-based horror/disaster stories such as alien invasions or asteroid impacts, there's that little bit of hope that can be torn away to maximise the pathos.

I dunno, I want to like it because I've always been a fan of the horror concept of the Sun destroying Earth but the execution just doesn't do it for me. It carries way too many overdone analog horror cliches that actively detract from the experience by breaking immersion, like the line "This message will be repeated until none are left to hear it" (lifted straight outta Local 58 ) or random distorted old music (obviously in the vein of Everywhere At The End Of Time) playing in clips where it has no reason to. Also they try to hammer in the fact that the sun is expanding extremely quickly and the situation is getting worse every second yet the final countdown screen with the US map shows literally nothing, none of the numbers are changing, the map does nothing either.

Zoomers just have no taste for subtlety. Things go from mildly spooky to terrifying when you're forced to connect the dots yourself and observe, but most tranalog slop is just trying to beat the viewer with a hammer.

 

[Guiron]

random distorted old music (obviously in the vein of Everywhere At The End Of Time)

Yeah this particular cliche is one I don't really enjoy either. In EATEOT and other similar musical projects it makes sense since the distortion is artistic in nature and meant to convey the idea of memory loss/damage, but here it's just for cheap spooks - if the Sun was melting the wires, then the audio would cut in and out, not turn all weird and low-pitched. Your points about the ending section are also on point, now that I've given it another watch - they make a big point that the Sun's expanding so fast that the changes can be seen minute by minute, but over the course of the near-two minutes in the final section, absolutely nothing changes, which is definitely rather odd!

I can give the scenario at least some points for effort, though - the VHS effect here isn't shittily chroma keyed in, but was done by using a real VHS player and tapes, plus some software to import the footage once it got sufficiently grainy.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Someone is making an analog horror series about boats.

Boat analog horror happened before Thomas the Tank engine analog horror series? That’s surprising. Terms of autism. Trains ranked higher than boats.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

the Sun destroying Earth but the execution just doesn't do it for me. It carries way too many overdone analog horror cliches that actively detract from the experience by breaking immersion, like the line "This message will be repeated until none are left to hear it" (lifted straight outta Local 58 ) or random distorted old music (obviously in the vein of Everywhere At The End Of Time) playing in clips where it has no reason to. Also they try to hammer in the fact that the sun is expanding extremely quickly and the situation is getting worse every second yet the final countdown screen with the US map shows literally nothing, none of the numbers are changing, the map does nothing either.

Oh wow, that sounds like garbage.

You know, reading all this makes me think of Outer Worlds. Not a horror game but the first 30 minutes of the game end with the sun destroying the universe. It's a quick and brief process that happens scarily quickly.

Sort of reminds me of the atomic flash that comes when a nuke drops.

Btw, play the game. It's good.

Edit: I'm retarded. It's Outer Wilds.. Pardon me

 

[Nick Obre]

I never get why native English speakers don't just... look up an English word or a name and learn how to pronounce it correctly. Mispronouncing basic words will get me to click off a video in an instant.

Like, I know a guy who can't say words with "sc" without adding an x.

"Excape", for instance.

I listen to him twice a week.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

How many horror channels are just breadtubers? A good example is Alicia Quinn's unsolved mysteries. The video was good until midway, though she started bitching about only white people hunting for treasure. White actors getting tans is the same as blackface. What crying about Christian's thinking satanists weird and dangers. Spreading misinformation that there were not any violent satanic cults in the 80s alone, there were multiple serial killers into Satanism and the occult. The Mexican cartels are also into occult ritualized cannibalism and Satanism. Alicia Quinn looks so much like other breadtubers like mother Jones. It sorta freaky.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

I never get why native English speakers don't just... look up an English word or a name and learn how to pronounce it correctly. Mispronouncing basic words will get me to click off a video in an instant.

I was listening to an iceberg video or something a while ago and the dude (American, I'm pretty sure) pronounced Tucson as "Tucksin". It was like a record scratching. I can't remember who it was now, but I stopped the video and went to my home screen and hit "don't recommended channel" as fast as possible.

 

[CharcoalChkn]

I was listening to an iceberg video or something a while ago and the dude (American, I'm pretty sure) pronounced Tucson as "Tucksin". It was like a record scratching. I can't remember who it was now, but I stopped the video and went to my home screen and hit "don't recommended channel" as fast as possible.

Was it Poi or Snook? Those two have some doozies pretty frequently in terms of pronunciation.

I think zoomers are just retarded and it's not some grand engagement conspiracy.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

Was it Poi or Snook? Those two have some doozies pretty frequently in terms of pronunciation.

I think zoomers are just retarded and it's not some grand engagement conspiracy.

I think it might have been don't look at me. I definitely remember giving up on Snook's videos over mispronounced words, though.

Another pet peeve is when YouTubers will poorly attempt to pronounce foreign names or words and then follow it with "sorry I probably butchered that!" like my god just google it. There's been a couple of them that I watched that literally do it multiple times in one video. Like why even cover foreign topics if you're not going to put in the effort to pronounce their names and words correctly?

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

Oh wow, that sounds like garbage.

You know, reading all this makes me think of Outer Worlds. Not a horror game but the first 30 minutes of the game end with the sun destroying the universe. It's a quick and brief process that happens scarily quickly.

Sort of reminds me of the atomic flash that comes when a nuke drops.

Btw, play the game. It's good.

That's Outer Wilds, not The Outer Worlds.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

How many horror channels are just breadtubers? A good example is Alicia Quinn's unsolved mysteries. The video was good until midway, though she started bitching about only white people hunting for treasure. White actors getting tans is the same as blackface. What crying about Christian's thinking satanists weird and dangers. Spreading misinformation that there were not any violent satanic cults in the 80s alone, there were multiple serial killers into Satanism and the occult. The Mexican cartels are also into occult ritualized cannibalism and Satanism. Alicia Quinn looks so much like other breadtubers like mother Jones. It sorta freaky.

Sweet, another channel to the block list.

That aside, you may be onto something. There's Hannah The Horrible, there's Nyx, Alex Kistner, that tard who tried to make a call out video of Wendigoon, the trannies who try to dictate what horror should be while gushing over Leatherface because they think he's an "LGBT icon", there might be more.

Didn't Scare Theater male a video on Desmond is Amazing, calling him stunning and brave?

Also update on the GooseBoose electric bill situation in case anyone cares. Pardon the inconvenience. Am on mobile.

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[Ainchiemi]

How many horror channels are just breadtubers? A good example is Alicia Quinn's unsolved mysteries. The video was good until midway, though she started bitching about only white people hunting for treasure. White actors getting tans is the same as blackface. What crying about Christian's thinking satanists weird and dangers. Spreading misinformation that there were not any violent satanic cults in the 80s alone, there were multiple serial killers into Satanism and the occult. The Mexican cartels are also into occult ritualized cannibalism and Satanism. Alicia Quinn looks so much like other breadtubers like mother Jones. It sorta freaky.

Yep, but Alicia was a fashion YouTuber going by her info description. She also privated a lot of her videos, it says there are 219 videos uploaded, but only 6 available on her channel.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

Youtubers are still bitching about UrbanSpook.

 

[JesusChristDenton]

Youtubers are still bitching about UrbanSpook.

He doesn't even need to lift a finger for his A-Logs to start loosing their minds, and I'm saying this as someone who finds Urbanspook to be a pretty mediocre series.

 

[grapeshark77]

Yep, but Alicia was a fashion YouTuber going by her info description. She also privated a lot of her videos, it says there are 219 videos uploaded, but only 6 available on her channel.

That's interesting - this was recommended to me and it was - fine - but it was very clear at points that she was taking the documentary they made about the show she used as a source and just describing it.

I assumed she was some new Youtuber with no experience so I thought she did okay but that's pretty funny, she's just pretending to be one.

 

[TheIsopod]

that tard who tried to make a call out video of Wendigoon

Oh yeah, In Praise of Shadows. It's a shame that he went full retard, he had some pretty good videos about more obscure horror icons and franchises.

 

[TokiBun]

How many horror channels are just breadtubers? A good example is Alicia Quinn's unsolved mysteries. The video was good until midway, though she started bitching about only white people hunting for treasure. White actors getting tans is the same as blackface. What crying about Christian's thinking satanists weird and dangers. Spreading misinformation that there were not any violent satanic cults in the 80s alone, there were multiple serial killers into Satanism and the occult. The Mexican cartels are also into occult ritualized cannibalism and Satanism. Alicia Quinn looks so much like other breadtubers like mother Jones. It sorta freaky.

It's almost like this show is old and the way crimes are covered in the media has changed since the show came out. Critical thinking is at an all time low with these people.

 

[KingLiberty76]

the trannies who try to dictate what horror should be while gushing over Leatherface

The funniest part is the fact that leatherface is based on a real person who murdered 2 women and robbed multiple graves, if Ed Gein we're alive today troons would demand you call him a her