Razörfist / The Rageoholic / xRazorfistx / Daniel Paul Harris - Hipster Metalfag. Game Journo-Doesn't Play Games He Reviews. Thief Fanfic Author. COOMER AND GROOMER.

He's pretty lolcow when he gets political with Michael savage level dogshit, he always rises to any 'challenge' no matter how asinine, he's a bit of a prick I suppose. His Sony hate boner is pretty weird, I honestly don't know enough about Jackson to comment but then again ntierh does he, He got really upset at his ED page and those nudes.....
On the other hand he's not a total loser IRL, he seems to able for function in society with acceptable perimeters. It's also difficult to distinguish what's self-indulgant persona shit vs what Daniel's actually like. He was pretty affable when I interacted with him about our mutual fondness of VTM.
Could go either way I think if he's a lolcow or not. The biggest problem I can see is no one outside *Asterix* seems to have much enthusiasm for this.

here's a livestream where you get a feel for what he's actually like, the other voice is fellow lolcow candidate Sargon "How many vids can I make about the same topic" of Akhad.

 
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Yeah, this thread feels more like someone trying to take a popular guy down a peg because his opinions piss the OP off. Anything cow-worthy that Razorfist did was years and years ago, and the worst thing you can say about him now is "he really doesn't react well to criticism and he has weird grudges against weird things". Which is absolutely true, but it doesn't make him a lolcow.

I mean, if one of your meager handful of OP bullet points for someone is "they're ill-informed/don't know what they're talking about" or "their favorite wrestler is a wrestler I don't like", they're probably not a lolcow.
 
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I'm not a fan, but if 3 pages in 3 months is the best we can do with this guy, cow status is probably shaky.
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I don't personally think this is a good argument on indicating if a person of interest really is a lolcow or not. An example that counters this would be Nate Spidgewood, who is most definitely a lolcow thanks to his constant barrage of rage and internet drama, and the fact that a 5-year old girl could probably troll him successfully. His thread here on the farms only has 4 pages, and it's been up since 2013. There are other reasons to argue that Daniel isn't necessarily a lolcow, but this isn't a very strong one.
 
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Your company, @Internet War Criminal.
 
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I saw some of his videos and they were alright. He's a bit extreme, but his sense of humor was at least leagues above your typical "youtube commentators". His movie reviews were kinda cool. I don't keep up with these guys back stories as much as some of you guys, but one thing I noticed on his YouTube videos was the fact that in the comment section, if someone criticized something about him, he would write these ultra long essays in response, basically taking some jerkoffs comment wayyyy too serious.

Like @NotCobalt said, like Spoony, must be something in the water in Arizona.
 
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If Razorfist could be considered a lolcow, then his fuckbuddy Asalieri should be considered a bigger (and much fatter) one.

DinosaursNotHipsters said:
I remember this guy saying that Iran is funding ISIS

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To be fair, I'd think that the average American would make that connection too. Iran = Muslim = ISIS. "Nuance"? Isn't that the French word for "faggotry"?
 
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@Le Redditeur Part Deux,

Hi, Daniel.

Le Redditeur Part Deux said:
If Razorfist could be considered a lolcow, then his fuckbuddy Asalieri should be considered a bigger (and much fatter) one.
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Those two haven't been friends in years, and we've had an Asalieri thread since January.

Le Redditeur Part Deux said:
To be fair, I'd think that the average American would make that connection too. Iran = Muslim = ISIS. "Nuance"? Isn't that the French word for "faggotry"?
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Sunni and Shi'a Islam have been seperate religions for over a thousand years, and Harris calls himself a political science major. The Arizona Airhead might as well mix up Catholicism and Protestantism.
 
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Doesn't he also have a major hateboner for Hideo Kojima too? As far as I remember, he was really salty over MGSV.

I watched his videos on Starfox once, he hated the post-64 games because Krystal was in them and thus furries have ruined Starfox forever. Even though furries have been drawing Fox getting reamed by Wolf and Falco since well before Adventures was released. He especially hated her in Assault because she "replaced Peppy" (Read: Peppy got old and retired, and considering he's supposed to be about the same age as Fox's father, yeah, he's old).

Basically, he chimped that Nintendo dared to try having an advancing storyline in their game. Even though the biggest flaw with Nintendo is that they keep redoing the same fucking thing over and over. THey did something other than "Remake Starfox NES again" and it made him REEEEEE.
 
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Strange Bedfellows

Fans of Michael Jackson are constantly on the lookout for allies who will help them shore up Jackson’s tattered reputation, and their quest has resulted in some strange bedfellows. One such fellow traveler, as I recently found out, is RazörFist. (I feel silly typing that – from now on I’ll refer to him as just Fist.)

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At first glance Fist appears to be living a teenage boy’s wet dream, earning a living making videos about computer games, metal bands, and other trivial subjects that appeal to shiftless young men. Look closer though, and the receding hairline and wrinkles reveal the truth. This is no teenager. This is an unblooded man rapidly approaching middle age who appears to be stuck at Mom’s house. If you were to write a movie of his life it could be a combination of Failure to Launch and Spinal Tap (but without the cool bits).

This thing was published a month ago. I feel disgraceful that I only found it an hour ago.

I pressed play on Fist’s Michael Jackson Rebuttal video and was immediately sorry I did — I was confronted by a relentless, loud, and brash monolog which grated. Fist is neither sympathetic to the ear nor entertaining, and after four minutes I switched off both physically and mentally. Another way had to be found to absorb this performance. I begged one of my best friends to suffer through it and provide me with a transcript, which thankfully she did. Thanks Jess!

. . .

Having read the transcript, I find it hard to believe that Fist did extensive research, it appears all he did was read a few fan sites and listen to a few Tom Mesereau videos. Fist gets so many basic facts wrong it would be exhausting to list them all, so I will point out only some of his errors. Let’s do some Fist fact checking.

As what follows is very long, I'll refrain from puting the points in this post. I encorage everyone to read this MJFacts article in full, the link can be found up top.

Instead, I'll leave you with the article's conclusion.

Fist concludes his video with an admonition toward a (presumed) rival: “And one last parting shot for Review Tech, hey Richie boy, you know what’s even better than common sense? Fucking research! RazorFist, out!”

Which brings to mind the wise saying, 思ったことをすぐに口にするより 周りから馬鹿だと思われても黙っていた方が良い時もある, which translates as “It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt.”

Keep it in mind, Fist.
 
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*Asterisk* said:
@Le Redditeur Part Deux,

Hi, Daniel.
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Yeah, sure, let's run with that. Hi people, I'm Daniel! Pleased to meet all of you.

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Those two haven't been friends in years, and we've had an Asalieri thread since January.
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Really? I did not know that. I remember Asalieri being cringy and talking about "his friend Razorfist BURNED HIS BRAIN trying to find words on the dictonary to be entertaining" on a video complaining about Linkara's Adblock complaint. Now that I think of it, that has been a long time ago.

Thanks for linking the Asalieri thread, by the way. I'll have a look at it. I hope it doesn't end like his DHI thread, where Asa himself posts on it and it degenerates into ass kissing and troll shielding.

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Sunni and Shi'a Islam have been seperate religions for over a thousand years, and Harris calls himself a political science major. The Arizona Airhead might as well mix up Catholicism and Protestantism.
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I know that (Sunni and Shi'a hating each other), but I'd bet that your average burger citizen puts both under the "Arab/sand negros" blanket and run with it. Now, the things you learn about these internet people! Political Science major, you say? With that face and attitude? I never would have guessed.
 
Le Redditeur Part Deux said:
Really? I did not know that. I remember Asalieri being cringy and talking about "his friend Razorfist BURNED HIS BRAIN trying to find words on the dictonary to be entertaining" on a video complaining about Linkara's Adblock complaint. Now that I think of it, that has been a long time ago.

Thanks for linking the Asalieri thread, by the way. I'll have a look at it. I hope it doesn't end like his DHI thread, where Asa himself posts on it and it degenerates into ass kissing and troll shielding.
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Well I remember seeing the two together in a video or two, but that was from a while ago. And I'm still not to sure how the two stopped being friends.

Also, I'm not entirely sure Asa knows we made a thread on him. I doubt it though. And if by chance he does find out, he'll probably just shrug it off while his white knights try to fuck up the thread.
 
Now, I'm not saying it might be the case that 9/11 was the US's fault.

I'm saying that's the case.

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I'm impressed, Harris. Usually it's the American Left that forgets about the '98 Nairobi bombings.
 
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Another @*Asterisk* classic.
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Daniel cites websites that peddle green woo and anti-vaccine autism to take black science man down a peg, because black science man is a fedora and that hurts his feelings. He's a try-hard tribalist, but there's nothing interesting about him psychologically, so it's not really worth the effort to catalog him. The Michael Jackson and the Witcher sperging almost justify it, but he doesn't do it frequently enough to make it worth the time.
 
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