DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Cyber Bowling]

Sorry the detractors cant even defend their own spergery from literally one guy with mild criticisms.
But don't worry I'll kick rocks so you can have your hugbox.

See you tomorrow

 

[Pepper Jack]

Lmao you deleted every post where we covered that
Sweep it up janny

Sorry the detractors cant even defend their own spergery from literally one guy with mild criticisms.
But don't worry I'll kick rocks so you can have your hugbox.

It isn't a hug box. You are shitting up the thread with off-topic posts. Go back to the KinoCasino thread with your 1/10 le epic troll shtick.

 

[Burl McMillan]

If I go to a sandwich shop and say "hey that sandwich looks really easy to make", and the employees there say "ackshually, getting the ingreedyents right is pretty hard", I would assume those peepul know what they're talking about, at least more than I do. Sounds good?

Let's say there's a community of yelp reviewers who follow different kinds of bad sandwich shops. There's this relatively infamous but not necessarily extremely horrible sandwich shop in some podunk town that's been around for almost 15 years serving mediocre sandwiches, the owner starts every single day by monologuing about his origin story and then asks if you enjoy the sandwiches to please leave a tip. Unfortunately, the yelp reviewers found out the owner gambles every single cent that comes into the business into horse racing, he also took his most loyal customers and has them work in the kitchen for free, and cries poor like how he can't renovate, can't get fresh ingredients, needs a new fryer etc because he has no money.

When other yelp reviewers see that run-down sandwich shop they only see mediocre sandwiches from an autistic owner who waffles on about a lot of bullshit but fundamentally doesn't it still fulfill the role of a sandwich shop? He serves sandwiches for money. They start to question why people are even paying attention to this sandwich shop when other sandwich shops have crackheads, rats, fistfights between staff and customers, etc. and because at face value all they really see is this old sandwich shop ran by an autist, one of the conclusions is "these guys must be really obsessed, like painfully a-loggingly obsessed, they must want the owner to get raped by a pack of niggers and die in a fire or something, because why else would these stalker children follow this sandwich shop closely?"

I dunno I'm trying to get into the headspace of people who somehow took Phil's "trolls on the internet literally want me dead" as gospel.

 

[Telemeter]

Let's say there's a community of yelp reviewers who follow different kinds of bad sandwich shops. There's this relatively infamous but not necessarily extremely horrible sandwich shop in some podunk town that's been around for almost 15 years serving mediocre sandwiches, the owner starts every single day by monologuing about his origin story and then asks if you enjoy the sandwiches to please leave a tip. Unfortunately, the yelp reviewers found out the owner gambles every single cent that comes into the business into horse racing, he also took his most loyal customers and has them work in the kitchen for free, and cries poor like how he can't renovate, can't get fresh ingredients, needs a new fryer etc because he has no money.

When other yelp reviewers see that run-down sandwich shop they only see mediocre sandwiches from an autistic owner who waffles on about a lot of bullshit but fundamentally doesn't it still fulfill the role of a sandwich shop? He serves sandwiches for money. They start to question why people are even paying attention to this sandwich shop when other sandwich shops have crackheads, rats, fistfights between staff and customers, etc

Cause it's funny, that's why.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Lmao you deleted every post where we covered that
Sweep it up janny

Sorry the detractors cant even defend their own spergery from literally one guy with mild criticisms.
But don't worry I'll kick rocks so you can have your hugbox.

Try being funny at least next time you try to stir shit up. So low effort.

 

[San Dimas High School]

They start to question why people are even paying attention to this sandwich shop when other sandwich shops have crackheads, rats, fistfights between staff and customers, etc

Instead of comparing DSP to murderers and pedophiles just compare him to someone like Patrick Tomlinson or Jack Scalifini and it might make more sense. Sure there are people that legit like Fatrick or Jack, but there's something wrong with those people. It's the same thing here. It really is not any more complicated than that.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil once again doing Phil things on DSP Throwback. Apparently, the retards that are "enhancing" his content are making it worse. Spotted by DSPGoutGout.

The original:

The "sanitized" version on his channel:

 

[Telemeter]

Instead of comparing DSP to murderers and pedophiles just compare him to someone like Patrick Tomlinson or Jack Scalifini and it might make more sense. Sure there are people that legit like Fatrick or Jack, but there's something wrong with those people. It's the same thing here. It really is not any more complicated than that.

Or just don't give a shit. Phil is a weird alien beggar, he even literally said "I'm not an alien!" today in the most inhuman way possible, then he begged for money.

If they can't grasp the humor in it then they must be autistic.

 

[Iron Father]

The inevitable reality check once these KC paypigs get bored is going to be brutal.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Has Phil said why proceedings are adjourned for the Friday day shift?

 

[ATandTism]

Has Phil said why proceedings are adjourned for the Friday day shift?

All the cash he made from the KC dents I would imagine.

Gunna spend all day with a handle of gin in one hand and WWE champs in the other.

 

[Guinan's hats]

Phil let slip the Casino wants him on Sunday to have a conversation with a Certain individual (Meet-o-kur)

He took some shots at Pajeets and trannies tonight in the throwback re-ack, so old Phil is resurfacing.

Basically, everything about the KC arc is solid gold.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Has Phil said why proceedings are adjourned for the Friday day shift?

That's his day off now. Supposedly after that bitch Kat got sick she had to make up days and her schedule shifted around.

 

[Guenther Steiner]

"I've changed doods, that shit I used to do like a million years ago on YouTube isn't who I am anymore!"

https://vxtwitter.com/DSPGoutGout/status/1823202912220140011

 

[Free Jasper]

I dunno. I always felt like ALT is making some major money off of the stuff he does. ALT has a family and seems to live a nice life. Unless he's a crypto millionaire, I think he's making a very healthy income off Phil if he can invest so much time streaming about Phil and doing research.

ALT has mentioned a few times he has a (presumably part-time) translation job he does from home and his wife works full time. I can’t comment on his ‘nice life’ as he never mentions it. I think he once said he lives not far from Wings which isn’t the most affluent area.

Regardless, however much he makes from it I think I’m ok with it. He’s an incredibly funny & entertaining host with some top notch production and spends ridiculous hours digging up obscure lore for us to laugh at.

Conversely Doody puts some clips together, adds adverts then calls it a day.

That’s just how I see it, your mileage may vary.

 

[myone]

The "sanitized" version on his channel:

There's two scenarios and both are equally hilarious:

(a) his dentheaded editors actually meticulously watch and listen to the whole playthrough, scanning for problematic khanetent not appropriate for MODERN AUDIENCES

or

(b) they have some kind of list of old Phil's most favorite offensive terms and ctrl+f the transcripts for occurrences.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

There's two scenarios and both are equally hilarious:

(a) his dentheaded editors actually meticulously watch and listen to the whole playthrough, scanning for problematic khanetent not appropriate for MODERN AUDIENCES

or

(b) they have some kind of list of old Phil's most favorite offensive terms and ctrl+f the transcripts for occurrences.

Both of which involve them doing it for free, not even being paid in exposure.

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

Phil let slip the Casino wants him on Sunday to have a conversation with a Certain individual (Meet-o-kur)

He took some shots at Pajeets and trannies tonight in the throwback re-ack, so old Phil is resurfacing.

Basically, everything about the KC arc is solid gold.

I will watch and enjoy that.

I know the pig in the past did not want anything to do with the cancer man. Feels like its going to be a long drawn out "This is your life" and then itsagundam will rock up the week after or some shit.

They got him hooked with money so they can keep dragging him along into shit shows.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

I will watch and enjoy that.

I know the pig in the past did not want anything to do with the cancer man. Feels like its going to be a long drawn out "This is your life" and then itsagundam will rock up the week after or some shit.

They got him hooked with money so they can keep dragging him along into shit shows.

Big rainbow, but Jim will make Phil very uncomfortable as he said his interview would be "firm but fair" for Phil. As someone else pointed out, PPP is a big metokur fan and Phil burning this bridge could be disastrous as with RTU trying to get off the Internet and ralph being boring they need a new pig to roast for content

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

Phil’s a King.

SUFFAH Dentractors!

It's funny when the hosts say it. It's cringe when queer fans parrot it. Stop larping as PPP, homo.