Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[rusty shackleford 1]

Some good highlights in that CWC video. There's so much out there, you forget some and then can die of cringe all over again.

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What makes it even better is that Caitlin didn't make it.

that does not make it better at all. just trying out rick's extremely inappropriate humor. it's no good.

I think the one where he says “that’s hot” while she’s stressed about medical costs and eating is worse. And when she’s like “not feeling it,” he pivots into “btw how do you even stay married to a loser without a blue checkmark”. I die of secondhand embarrassment every time I see it, it’s one of the top 5 cringiest interactions I’ve ever witnessed. I’m surprised the pests don’t use that to shame him more often, even without context he comes off as a colossal douche. Just instantly hatable.

 

[deadtofaunus]

Some good highlights in that CWC video. There's so much out there, you forget some and then can die of cringe all over again.

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What makes it even better is that Caitlin didn't make it.

that does not make it better at all. just trying out rick's extremely inappropriate humor. it's no good.

Has Rick ever denied being autistic? This sounds like something Chris-chan would post, except even more callous given the circumstances.

 

[Sammich]

Kind of have to agree with the guy Rick is retweeting. The brief context is the European Commission reminded Elon Musk that European hate speech laws are different and Twitter has to observe them while operating in the EU. Musk responded with some gay meme image, as he does, telling the sender to fuck himself. (Null would execute it better in his sleep.)

You are insane if you think responding to new zealand is in any way comparable to responding to the fuckign EU, jesus christ.
And you don't really understand what was even being said, which is understandable. EU can do whatever the fuck they want in their little faggot alliance of faggot countries, but trying to tell musk he's not allowed to have a setdown with a us presidential candidate is pretty stupid.

 

[Caverlock]

No chance he had a line (>1 person). He would have take taken a selfie like he progressively did at his favorite all-white schools.

 

[Something Awful]

You are insane if you think responding to new zealand is in any way comparable to responding to the fuckign EU, jesus christ.
And you don't really understand what was even being said, which is understandable. EU can do whatever the fuck they want in their little faggot alliance of faggot countries, but trying to tell musk he's not allowed to have a setdown with a us presidential candidate is pretty stupid.

I see I've inadvertently summoned an A&N poster through my careless actions. Posting about a current political happening here was a mistake, I admit I was wrong about everything and rescind it, and let's just move on.

(edit: in retrospect I feel trying to do a snarky parting shot is cringe and shouldn't be done, so I also rescind the above snarkiness. But I won't delete it, for historical preservation reasons)

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He's trying to do some Aggressive Sex Chad bit (not a premise that inspires confidence in the first place), but immediately veers into talking about that guy's dad and forcing him to do erotic building projects. I think a woman is involved in some capcity, but the obvious focus is the relationship between Alpha Rick and the "cuck dad".

Rick, you're a weird guy. Weird and gay, and pretty rapey too.

 

[Sammich]

I see I've inadvertently summoned an A&N poster through my careless actions. Posting about a current political happening here was a mistake, I admit I was wrong about everything and rescind it, and let's just move on.

I sometimes come across as a right bastard, that wasn't my intention at all. My apologies for the comment, and the derail of the thread there.

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St. Andrew's Cross you say? Maybe that is why Rackets never gave much thought to covering Fatrick's legal woes on stream. He and Fats are not so different after all.

I always thought that was so oddly specific, and very tryhard.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

No chance he had a line (>1 person). He would have take taken a selfie like he progressively did at his favorite all-white schools.

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I've seen more people at a lineup for a washroom or waiting at the post office.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Ethan Ralph. Coincidentally they’re both fat pig monsters that abandoned their families and impotently bloviate on social media.

Any kiwi sociology or psychology undergraduates wanna do a study on this behavior?

The presentation of ASPD that people commonly refer to as "sociopathy" is a mostly environmental/trauma-driven personality disorder marked by cold, callous, manipulative and crafty but also impulsive, angry, anxious, shortsighted, and sometimes psychotic behaviour. Less extreme sociopaths can still somewhat feel (disordered) attachment, guilt, etc. ("I luv u bish!") "Psychopathy" is the soulless, shark-eyed, purely environmental variant that the most actually terrifying cows like Isabella Loretta Janke are known for. Compared to a sociopath, a psychopath is in "control" insofar as their disorder is almost always egosyntonic due to how deadened their emotional responses are. Some psychopaths won't offend, will have families, but their brains will still operate under the constraints of psychopathy - those are the ruthless but efficient CEOs of the world.

As you can clearly see, both piggies are in the ASPD spectrum, and lie more towards the sociopathic presentation. Since those disorders can, and often will cluster they also each have an unhealthy level of narcissism. Now, what are some of the most impulsive, dysfunctional yet accessible coping mechanisms one can think of? That's right, binge eating and substance abuse! What's a quick way to impotently ragepig on the internet so you can try to hurt people while also getting some narcissistic supply? Becoming e-famous on social media!

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

No chance he had a line (>1 person). He would have take taken a selfie like he progressively did at his favorite all-white schools.

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Dear God, is possible to look any gayer? I don't think there is a more punchable face on the planet, except maybe Mr Yeast. Also, how is this disgusting hogman allowed near schools or children? That sfwa membership should include an order not to be in 1000 feet of a school.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Dear God, is possible to look any gayer? I don't think there is a more punchable face on the planet, except maybe Mr Yeast. Also, how is this disgusting hogman allowed near schools or children? That sfwa membership should include an order not to be in 1000 feet of a school.

Schools and their teachers are such suckers for credentialism.

Seriously trump up yourself and send in letters to schools and they’ll invite you in. And be smart about it and you can give incredibly based talks to impressionable kids and the teachers will think you’re awesome because they won’t get it.

 

[Maude Snew]

He'd get his shit pushed in.

He's "into things", don't threaten him with a good time.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

What kind of fuck headed idiocy is he promoting here?



Or is he actually saying something incredibly based?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Good morning Kiwi Farms! It’s almost 7:00 AM and you wake up! Another day of not being Patrick S Tomlinson! It’s better than Folgers in your cup!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

What kind of fuck headed idiocy is he promoting here?

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Or is he actually saying something incredibly based?

He's referring to the clusterfuck of the 2000 election in Florida which is still argued and coped about to this day. I once heard a man say "they should have kept counting until Gore won" and I bet Patrick believes exactly that.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

That's just his standard copy/paste, not any particular fascination. Patrick simply let a backlog accumulate during the convention, so he has to catch up. And he will. Relentlessly. You're already child, stalker.

There probably is some kind of system or guiding principle that Rick uses to decide which tweets to bless with a custom response, but I don't think anyone here has reached sufficiently advanced stages of alcoholism to work out the details.

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Ha ha, fatass only corrected the record on one count. Sloppy work, now you're ugly forever. It's on the record.

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That does sound exactly like something the real Mrs Robinsonwriters would do, so I can see why the announcement was needed.

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This one's kind of poetic. What is life but a shared delusion?

"RobinsonEaters" Lmfao. Why can't he laugh at himself every once in a while? Even Joe Cumia would occasionally concede that some of went on at r/opieandanthony was hilarious

 

[East_Clintwood]

What kind of fuck headed idiocy is he promoting here?

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Or is he actually saying something incredibly based?

I didn't have Pat down as a Bush did 9/11 truther, and yet in retrospect I really should have.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I didn't have Pat down as a Bush did 9/11 truther, and yet in retrospect I really should have.

Past-political Pat is one of the better pats, but is really rare. Commenting on stuff he barely knows about from his life (this fat fuck gave no shits about politics in 2000 at the age of 20 guaranteed) is only surpassed by commenting about political shit from before his birth graced the world with his girth.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

I didn't have Pat down as a Bush did 9/11 truther, and yet in retrospect I really should have.

Yeah, there is no other interpretation of this possible is there.
Patrick S. Tomlinson's political views appear to boil down to the following:

1. believing and repeating with extreme prejudice everything that the leaders of his party say, and this can violently flip 180 degrees within a couple of days (see his Biden support)
2. everything good happening happened because of my party
3. everything bad happening is because of the other party

Patrick S. Tomlinson is the best argument against universal suffrage that has ever existed.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Yeah, there is no other interpretation of this possible is there.

There's a slight "Al Gore would have stopped 9/11 if he were president" which ... is pretty damn counterfactual.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Thought you were gonna say "most hilarious", because that's how I felt.

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I can never truly hate Rick, not for long anyway. I mean, the guy genuinely does believe he's helping to save America by tweeting. How can you stay mad at him? I'm not American though, so it's not personal for me.

Rick's so weak he can't maintain eye contact for three seconds. I'm sure the nazis are just terrified, you fat homosexual.