Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[A Cardboard Box]

I want to personally make Nick wear a monkey costume with a giant sign on the back that says "world's smallest monkey" and kick him around until he dies.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Your misery is funny to me, Nicholas.

 

[thebigdream]

Nick would have a better appearing argument if he pointed out specifically how he thinks Sean is wrong on MN law but, of course, we know why he won't.

Nick also makes the fallacious argument that because state laws can differ, a lawyer couldn't possibly have any insight into the legal practices of another state. Well guess what dickwad, it's illegal to possess 25g of coke and mistreat your children no matter where you are. Sean can speak to that without knowing the minutia of Minnesota law.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Did Balldo open up another front in the war?

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@Null

Cut the nose off to spite the farms?
Why would he ever think bringing the news into this is a good idea.
"Oh this guy who is alleged to have gotten his 8 year old on coke and has drug charges has a beef with an internet forums? We should totally defend him."

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

I would laugh my ass off if the reason the body cam footage gets released is because Nick's goon squad fucked up trying to "help". Nick seems a little worried at the moment...

 

[August Levasseur]

Did Balldo open up another front in the war?

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@Null

This article reads like a shitty AI summary of the situation.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Nick also makes the fallacious argument that because state laws can differ, a lawyer couldn't possibly have any insight into the legal practices of another state. Well guess what dickwad, it's illegal to possess 25g of coke and mistreat your children no matter where you are.

What do you think Nick would do if we told him that murder is illegal in all 50 states? I'm not convinced he is fully aware of this.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

Did Balldo open up another front in the war?

LMAO "stalker website"!

No, stalker child, it is I, Patrick Tomlinson, who has revealed your nefarious schemes. Enjoy a forgettable article by AI nameless staff!

 

[parsnip]

I'd like to know where a journalist gets off calling this a stalking website. Josh doesn't harass people by phone or in person to get information. Journalists do that all the time.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

but if Null really did want to put some distance between himself and Nick, maybe they should communicate through an intermediary. Forward the messages to @Fapcop and let him handle the replies.

Both sides should communicate through an intermediary. Kayla should be the one to talk with Null's proxy @Fapcop.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I want to personally make Nick wear a monkey costume with a giant sign on the back that says "world's smallest monkey" and kick him around until he dies.

He'd be pretty hilarious dressed like organ-grinder monkey, especially if it dispensed electric shocks if he stops or opens his mouth; just imagine him wearing the little fez & monkey vest...

 

[3MMA]

Did Balldo open up another front in the war?

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@Null

If Nick did this, he is even more of an utter fool

This article reads like a shitty AI summary of the situation.

LMAO "stalker website"!

No, stalker child, it is I, Patrick Tomlinson, who has revealed your nefarious schemes. Enjoy a forgettable article by AI nameless staff!

Agreed that whoever chose to do this was unwise, & that it reads like AI trained on Ol’ Unreliable, Wikipedia. “Stalker Website” is spurious & could be actionable just as Epik LLC’s claims of similar affect were, about a half a year back upon which they issued a retraction. It should be corrected by FoxNews, (who appear to be responsible for that lame & currently anonymous AI write up,) to “Internet forum & gossip site” in order to be factual & to reflect truth. Otherwise it does seem awfully contrived & I can see why people posit that Nick & his buddies may have had a hand in it.

 

[AltisticRight]

SEAN! SEAN! What about the rules of evidence, Sean?!

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>Why do you think the country loves having her appointed in virtually every child protection case?
There we go again, this skeletal wildlife mass murderer hedonist with his gay fucking conspiracy implications.
Gee, Balldo, I wonder why she's appointed in "virtually every child protection case".
I wonder why a tiny county of 43,732 people only appoints child protection cases to a few lawyers.

According to this form: https://edocs.dhs.state.mn.us/lfserver/Public/DHS-5408Ka-ENG

According to usafacts.org, Minnesota has 5,608,762 people, 16488 is 0.3%.
Therefore, Kandiyohi would have around 129 children placed in foster care.
Wow. I really do wonder why these cases were only appointed to a select few lawyers, Balldo.
It's almost like the tiny county doesn't have many lawyers, and doesn't see many balldo-wearing skeletons abusing their children and allowing them to test positive to cocaine (&/or metabolites of it).
While we're at it, let's divide 5 by 129, which yields 4%.
That's right.
Balldo increased Kandiyohi's out-of-home care children by FOUR PERCENT.
Before anyone says "but that's 2018", the trend is downward. Likely because of covid-19 in 2019-2021, the numbers could be even smaller.
Now let's look at this.

>about 4.5 White children per 1000 in out-of-home care
Kandiyohi has 43732 people as of 2020, so that's 197 White children in the system.
Balldo increased this to 202. A whopping 2.5% increase.
Spicer has 1167 (2010 census) people, 23% are children and 81% are White, so 217 White kids, which means less than one is in foster care. This means Balldo increased the White foster care children count by OVER 500%.
One can only conclude this as "White nigger behaviour".
Balldo should be glad that buttfuck nowhere Spicer doesn't have any kind of census, because it will look like this:

Thanks Balldo, very cool. We're now the leading town of White niggery.

>They knew literally nothing about us or the case
Isn't that a good thing?
They know nothing about a balldo-wearing, wildlife-massacring, hedonistic, swinger, porn-sick crossdressing lolicon rape cartoon watching degenerate druggie alcoholic skeleton menace; isn't that great?

>She knows nothing
>You know nothing because it's not a sandwich
We get it Balldo, you subscribe to the faggot nonce-shield Juju brand of misogynist scrote comedy. Yeah she's a WOMAN pussy liquor that knows NOTHING now turn the case into a sandwich bish in the kitchen where you belong bish so SEAN SEAN!!!!! can eat it, because he's FATTTT.
How funny. I am of laughter.

>I never said I was fine with it coming out
What a take, the guy was obviously referring to his grifting claims of courtroom transparency so he can grift the misery of people being fucked by the court system. But when it comes to testing his gay principles, it's now not okay.
Faggot.
Come out already, we know you're gay or bisexual.

tl;dr Balldo is a White nigger and he increased Kandiyohi's foster care children count by 4 percent or Spicer's by over 500%. He is a WHITE NIGGER and very gay.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I want to personally make Nick wear a monkey costume with a giant sign on the back that says "world's smallest monkey" and kick him around until he dies.

Would being kicked to death with these foot balldos give him too much pleasure?

 

[AltisticRight]

Just to make a point about the rule of completeness.

Say the prosecution against Nick introduces an image of him on livestream with white powder on his nose.

Nick, the legal genius that he is, decides to contest this and claims, along other things, that the evidence isn't complete! It's not the whole live stream.

Now, I, a prosecutor, would love to show the jury a sloppy drunk drugged out of his mind on stream, but have likely realized a 4 hour hell stream where he keeps saying animesuckscopeandsneed is very likely to be more prejudical than probative have decided to just show what is relevant.

But if Nick says I've violated a rule of evidence by not showing the whole stream... the remedy is I get to show the whole stream, and maybe even more, because Nick decided to open that door, like a retard.

>Prosecutor, would you like to explain what a balldo is
>Prosecutor, would you like to explain what sneed is
>Prosecutor, would you like to show this "Kiwi Farms" forum and all the posts relating to the defendant


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>We need to bring back the chair

Did Balldo open up another front in the war?

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@Null

Full article local archive:

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How is this even real? Are we going to have Trump xeeting about a drunken Minnesotan hedonist next and enshrining the public access of drunken balldo-wearer bodycam footage public access rights in the constitution?

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

I would laugh my ass off if the reason the body cam footage gets released is because Nick's goon squad fucked up trying to "help". Nick seems a little worried at the moment...

Journo: Hey Null, can you comment on why you want Nick's trial to be livestreamed?
Null: Sure, but only if you ask him why he doesn't want bodycam footage of the police seizing 26 grams of coke in a house where his kids were being neglected and one of them tested positive for narcotics being released.
Journo: Wait, what?

 

[3MMA]

>We need to bring back the chair

This chair?

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Journo: Hey Null, can you comment on why you want Nick's trial to be livestreamed?
Null: Sure, but only if you ask him why he doesn't want bodycam footage of the police seizing 26 grams of coke in a house where his kids were being neglected and one of them tested positive for narcotics being released.
Journo: Wait, what?

No, sorry, Mr. Sheckeljournostein will not be having a follow up with a response from Stalkerchildinchief.

The article was clearly a 'fluff piece', where Journo gives a single side of the argument because they only care about providing an 'interesting' or 'provocative' story. In this case the angle is obvious -

Our local town is under attack by evil internet freaks. Look, they are even going after our good-ol'-boy lawyer, here's what he has to say: ... "bullshit bullshit bullshit". Well, it seems like that's all the time I have to write this article, we certainly can't hear from the other side about this, that would take effort and integrity on my part.

 

[FedPostalService]

I still miss the old Nick, bros

 

[bollweval]

I just love how the articles about Null's request of footage call Kiwifarms a "Stalking" website. Fair and balanced media. I guess Kiwifarms is worse than a druggie that neglects his kids.